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Let me make MMORPG.com great again!!!!

KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103
in The Pub at MMORPG.COM

My children, if I become your president I will make you great again. I will love you, hold you and touch you in places only a carebear would know and love. I would love you because this galaxy is in desperate need of love and a sense of direction that will take its talents and potential to new heights and dreams because the cold fact of the matter is...well...we don't win anymore. We don't win and we have all become a bunch of losers. Nobody outside our universe loves us anymore. They pawn us repeatedly leaving us sore and tired. My children nobody respects us and this has got to change or else, we will die!


My children, as president I will change the we people look at us when we play our video games and go to our conventions. I will change the way they look at us when we dress up as ghouls and goblins, elves and fairies, witches and wizards and goblins again!! I will change the way we see the world and through this change will arise a vision so grand and epic even the trolls who roam our streets and whore our corners will have no choice but to stop, listen and learn. They will have no choice but to take my carebear stare up their ass and down their throat because if they don't I will kill them with my kindness and murder them with my love. I will not lie to you it will be painful but it will be worth it in the end because you will be free of the prison of your invisible bars.


Children, change is never easy and more often it is almost always hard, but to reach that next level of happiness and be winners again we need to do what is necessary for the betterment of our galaxy. The sanity of our MMORPG universe depends on our sacrifice and loyalty. The trolls will be punished and the trolls will be killed but it will be through death where they will be cleansed and the sins of their past misdeeds will be forgiven. They will love our galaxy again and through this love will come out the other side a new person, loyal to the party, the galaxy and the MMORPG universe. Legally they will be apart of our society and legally they will be a functioning member of our galaxy and I wouldn't have it any other way because they are people just like you and me. They are people. They are gamers. But most of all they are the children of the mother I promised I would reform.


I promised her I would make MMORPG.com great again and goddamn it that is what I intend to do!!! It was her dying wish and as she lay on her deathbed dying from something I had given her, struggling for every breath and gasping for every moment of life and liberty, she choked out these final three words I will remember for the rest of my life, holding dearly in my heart forever and forevermore as I go from world to world spreading my words of wisdom to those who want it, ejaculating my vision of a dream of a better world to those who think we are losing and desperately want to be winners again… “I love you my dear...” Well, that was five words but the important things is we need to make a change or we will all die in a world that is losing!!! My children, please I beg you from the bottom of my heart let me be your president and make MMORPG.com great again. Let me be your KING!!!!

Comments

  • KilrainKilrain Member RarePosts: 1,185
    But you have small hands. 
  • H0urg1assH0urg1ass Member EpicPosts: 2,380
    Kilrain said:
    But you have small hands. 
    It's gonna feel so big tonight.
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103
    edited March 2016
    Kilrain said:
    But you have small hands. 
    Small hands are usually the harbinger of big things to come my friend. You may not believe that now but you will soon enough when I have you in the loving grips of my grasp...
  • ceratop001ceratop001 Member RarePosts: 1,594
    This is why we shouldn't legalize drugs...
     
  • VolgoreVolgore Member EpicPosts: 3,872
    "Let me make MMORPG.com great again!!!!"

    Every time i tried i got banned!

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  • CyraelCyrael Member UncommonPosts: 239
    Only if you promise to ban the filthy casuals and console peasants.
  • Vermillion_RaventhalVermillion_Raventhal Member EpicPosts: 4,198
    I am tired off all the tree huggers trying to ban kill quest. The respawn rate always has the forest overrun yet these people are trying to save those animals.  

    Too many carebears trying to take away my right to bare arms.  What are we supposed to only craft?
  • VrikaVrika Member LegendaryPosts: 7,990
    If chosen, would you make strawberry ice cream taste like vanilla?
     
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103
    Vardahoth said:
    This should be interesting. Make a website great again with it's foundation built on a dead genre. Wait hold on a sec... *grabs popcorn*, okay please continue...
    What is dead may never die my child.
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103
    Volgore said:
    "Let me make MMORPG.com great again!!!!"

    Every time i tried i got banned!
    Don't worry my son, with me by your side they'll think TWICE about banning you....or not think at all....
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103

    I am tired off all the tree huggers trying to ban kill quest. The respawn rate always has the forest overrun yet these people are trying to save those animals.  

    Too many carebears trying to take away my right to bare arms.  What are we supposed to only craft?
    But too little carebears will quite possibly take away your right to bare anything at all. Without carebears to maintain balance how will out society function in a manner conducive to our needs and well being? Trust me my child, I will do what is needed to be done to restore balance to our galaxy again. 
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103

    coretex666 said:
    Would you build a wall between F2P and MMORPGs and make the F2P pay for it?
    I would build a tower between the two worlds, a tower to rule them all and judge those who are worthy, and punish those who have sinned..... 
  • AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,852
    I just wanted to keep my Cleric.

    Once upon a time....

  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103
    DMKano said:
    Shake your head all you want, but when I'm done with you you'll be shaking my hand, and caressing my heart.
  • KingCarebearKingCarebear Member UncommonPosts: 103

    Vrika said:
    If chosen, would you make strawberry ice cream taste like vanilla?
    It will be the cream of all creams my child, the cream of your mother's tit.
  • nariusseldonnariusseldon Member EpicPosts: 27,775
    Vardahoth said:
    This should be interesting. Make a website great again with it's foundation built on a dead genre. Wait hold on a sec... *grabs popcorn*, okay please continue...
    The website is already great.

    Where else would one go to "discuss" the definition of MMOs?
  • MMOExposedMMOExposed Member RarePosts: 7,400
    nariusseldon said:
    Vardahoth said:
    This should be interesting. Make a website great again with it's foundation built on a dead genre. Wait hold on a sec... *grabs popcorn*, okay please continue...
    The website is already great.

    Where else would one go to "discuss" the definition of MMOs?
    site was better before the change,. to be honest. I still dont know how to find forums for all the MMOs out there like on the original site.

    I simply wanted them to Separate the MMOs from Non-MMOs such as CORPGs and MOBAs. Didnt mind them still on the site, just have a way to filter them.

    Philosophy of MMO Game Design

  • NetSageNetSage Member UncommonPosts: 1,059
    DMKano said:
    ceratop001 said:
    This is why we shouldn't legalize drugs...
    On the contrary - this is why we should, would keep a lot of people away from their PCs.
    All the people I see and hear smoking at their PC proves this far from true.
  • simsalabim77simsalabim77 Member RarePosts: 1,607
    Cringed so hard. 


  • Vermillion_RaventhalVermillion_Raventhal Member EpicPosts: 4,198
    MMOExposed said:
    nariusseldon said:
    Vardahoth said:
    This should be interesting. Make a website great again with it's foundation built on a dead genre. Wait hold on a sec... *grabs popcorn*, okay please continue...
    The website is already great.

    Where else would one go to "discuss" the definition of MMOs?
    site was better before the change,. to be honest. I still dont know how to find forums for all the MMOs out there like on the original site.

    I simply wanted them to Separate the MMOs from Non-MMOs such as CORPGs and MOBAs. Didnt mind them still on the site, just have a way to filter them.
    I remember reading about games and only to figure out that it was really a MOBA.  
  • PsyqotiqPsyqotiq Member UncommonPosts: 18
    Trump! Trump! Trump! 
  • ThexReporterThexReporter Member UncommonPosts: 124
    Your neck beard must be astounding.
  • nariusseldonnariusseldon Member EpicPosts: 27,775
    MMOExposed said:


    I simply wanted them to Separate the MMOs from Non-MMOs such as CORPGs and MOBAs. Didnt mind them still on the site, just have a way to filter them.
    It is simple. AAA devs have already abandoned the traditional MMOs (unless you count newer ones like WoT). So if it is a new big game, it properly would not be a traditional MMOs.


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