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So tell me the truth ladies.

The other day I was talking with an old friend on AIM and he asked me about the circus I went through back in August breaking up with my girlfriend.  He asked if I learned anything from the experience.  While I was listing off things, I mentioned that I learned what women want, but then quickly corrected myself.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

“wait I should rephrase that

ilovefreshpowder: I learned that women have no idea what they want, they want a little bit of everything.  They want someone strong who can protect them, someone funny who can make them laugh, someone smart that challenges them mentally, someone dumb that will make them look smart and someone a bit punk who is "the bad boy"”

 

Is this true or did I miss anything?

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  • JasmiaJasmia Member Posts: 38
    *giggles* Somewhat true image

  • LazybonesLazybones Member Posts: 18

    You forgot to cover all of the physical attributes.

    Tall, but not too tall.

    Built but not too built.

    ect.. Women are so fussy, but so are some men.

  • UiruruUiruru Member Posts: 984
    I agree, but I think men are much more simple... sometimes... imageimageimage

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    A: 73% S: 66% K: 33% E: 26%

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  • squeeesqueee Member Posts: 722

    OK.  I changed it a little bit

    I learned that women have no idea what they want, they want a little bit of everything.  They want someone strong who can protect them, someone funny who can make them laugh, someone smart that challenges them mentally, someone dumb that will make them look smart, someone a bit punk who is "the bad boy", someone tall but not too tall, someone fat but not too fat just more fat than them so that when they ask 5 times a day if you think they are fat you can say no and they will believe you and someone built but not over built.

    Good?

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    "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
    Rich Cook.

    "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
    Nathaniel Borenstein .

  • Sp@ce_BoySp@ce_Boy Member Posts: 14

    lmao
    I'll show this to a friend of mine cause he will love it :::^D::

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  • ZoharZohar Member Posts: 673

    I actually read something in the news about how men's brains are much simpler. We usually need to sit down and veg out playing video games, MMORPGs (had to add this one in), or watch TV for countless hours to relax (for our brain to release seratonin). Women on the other hand, can do this simply by talking.

    Also, when a child is born and men seem to work more, it's not because they don't care about the child, it's because they think that they are inadequate providers (forgot why) so they feel that by working more and making more money, they can provide better financial aid.

    Who knows if this is true? /shrug

    I'm going to go stare at my ceiling for a few hours, talk to you all later image.

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  • UiruruUiruru Member Posts: 984
    Yeah, Ive heard that...  Also men who stay home and women who go out and work die earlier... i think it was stress or something... I dont really remember I wasnt paying attention... later... imageimageimage

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    Oh my god... dont ask where i found it
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    A: 73% S: 66% K: 33% E: 26%

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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 98% who has, copy & paste this in your signature.


    A: 73% S: 66% K: 33% E: 26%

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Dude you missed a big one....you can be all those nice little things...but if you drive up in a Pinto to pick up your date she is gonna kick you to the curb.  women want money...damned money grubbers image....but he is what you do to solve that problem....if you have a crappy car then say "Hey it's a nice night, let's go for a walk" LOL  if you have little cash....say like you have 50 bucks....get 1 20 and wrap it around 30 1's...you'll look loaded.  If you have some crappy clothes then say..."I just care to much for the needy, I donated most of  my clothes to charity"  LOL Just some "fun" tips

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  • killerTwinkiekillerTwinkie Member CommonPosts: 1,694
    I dont know what person would buy some of those remarks... lol but they do sound like something a person would say

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    They just remind me of a movie I've seen before...I, uh, never tried them image

    I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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