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  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Anageth
    So Joel, can you give us an ETA to the next There spam thread?
    Unfortunetly I got a warning that if I make one again I get banned...

    People these days, don't know a good thread when they see one!

    So, I can't advertise There in a new thread of mine... But I can in a post!



    *comfort*

    That must be quite harsh!  I dunno if I would have been able to handle a tell telling me to stop saying that BioWare is going to rock our lives for the best with this incredibly nice MMO they are working on!!!

    Despite the warning and everything, see the staff as a loving big brother/sister, they will kick your arse if they have to, but they want to encourage you in the 'right' way, THERE way!    So instead of spamming or doing what they dislike, play along and tease them in the same time, saying that you were THERE when they ask you to stop.  That if THERE was any other choice you would have taken them, but since THERE are no other alternative, you will have to comply right THERE!

    Nonetheless, I still think you should convert to BioWare, the coming is imminent, the splendor is unequal, nothing can compare to www.bioware.com beside Black Isle and SSI, until proven otherwise!

    THERE is a time for everything, and now is the time to convert to the ultimate truth, BioWare will rock our lives!  Convert now! 

    - "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren

  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182
    Sounds great! so what has Bioware shown us of their new mmo project? 

  • EindrachenEindrachen Member Posts: 211


    Originally posted by Joel1120
    In your humble opinion and twisted world, yes There isn't the light.

    But in my reality, which is the ultimate reality, There is the light.


    I think that if people in There are like you, I have no intention of ever playing that game.

    Just like you've no doubt convinced many of us that There is full of people with a... questionable grip on reality.

    But hey, you say whatever makes you feel good.  In the real world, there's sometimes crazy people on the street corner, ranting away about something.

    You're just the internet version of that crazy man on the corner now.  That's all.

  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Eindrachen

    Originally posted by Joel1120
    In your humble opinion and twisted world, yes There isn't the light.

    But in my reality, which is the ultimate reality, There is the light.

    I think that if people in There are like you, I have no intention of ever playing that game.

    Just like you've no doubt convinced many of us that There is full of people with a... questionable grip on reality.

    But hey, you say whatever makes you feel good.  In the real world, there's sometimes crazy people on the street corner, ranting away about something.

    You're just the internet version of that crazy man on the corner now.  That's all.


    Wow, I am a regular text book case...

    Man, I didn't realize people can lie as much as you just did...

    Get a grip on your mouth, and then try getting a grip on virtual reality...

    Good Night and Thank You!

    image


    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • EindrachenEindrachen Member Posts: 211



    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Wow, I am a regular text book case...


    Well, I wouldn't say "textbook".  More like pathological.




    Man, I didn't realize people can lie as much as you just did...


    A "lie", as indicated by Merriam-Webster's, is "an assertion of something known or believed by the speaker to be untrue with intent to deceive".

    Which isn't what I was doing there.  See, I actually do think you are crazy.  Like, you-need-help kind of crazy.  Maybe a therapist or something.  I didn't say it to deceive anyone into thinking you were crazy when I think you are actually sane.  I am actually pretty convinced you're a can shy of a fridge-pack, to use the euphemism.

    But please, continue.



    Get a grip on your mouth, and then try getting a grip on virtual reality...


    Nay.  You were the one who wanted to come to this message board and act like a mindless fanatic about a game.  I'm simply pointing out that you're a loon, and need to be committed to a mental health institution somewhere.

    It's okay.  No, really.  All those hormones running wild through a person sometimes make them a little... off.  I don't blame you.  It's not your fault you've lost your mind.



    Good Night and Thank You!


    Oh, don't be silly.  You'll be back very shortly.  You're more predictable than a morning piss.
  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Eindrachen


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Wow, I am a regular text book case...

    Well, I wouldn't say "textbook".  More like pathological.




    Man, I didn't realize people can lie as much as you just did...


    A "lie", as indicated by Merriam-Webster's, is "an assertion of something known or believed by the speaker to be untrue with intent to deceive".

    Which isn't what I was doing there.  See, I actually do think you are crazy.  Like, you-need-help kind of crazy.  Maybe a therapist or something.  I didn't say it to deceive anyone into thinking you were crazy when I think you are actually sane.  I am actually pretty convinced you're a can shy of a fridge-pack, to use the euphemism.

    But please, continue.



    Get a grip on your mouth, and then try getting a grip on virtual reality...


    Nay.  You were the one who wanted to come to this message board and act like a mindless fanatic about a game.  I'm simply pointing out that you're a loon, and need to be committed to a mental health institution somewhere.

    It's okay.  No, really.  All those hormones running wild through a person sometimes make them a little... off.  I don't blame you.  It's not your fault you've lost your mind.


    Good Night and Thank You!


    Oh, don't be silly.  You'll be back very shortly.  You're more predictable than a morning piss.

    I'm nutty? And truly crazy? Heh, I need to really correct my definition of nut case then! I don't usually count being passionate as being pathological. Well, guess anyone who likes a game is crazy after all! Well you know what. I think you should be ashamed of yourself, you kill people! You kill and get away with it, all of you do! You all are twisted in my eyes. I don't know how someone can have a urge to kill random people who did nothing to you and then sleep at night. It is just mind boggling to me!

    I am not the nutty one, for it is you! For it is only all of you. I am not the one who is a murderer and I don't get away with all of these horrible and distastful crimes. It is sickening, truly sickening. You all need attention and I hope you get that attention soon. Mental patients... That is what most of you are! I hope the wrath of Therre's gods pour upon you and invoke sorrow within you. Feel sorry for your victims and moun with their friends and family, for your sins against humanity should not be tolerated! You should be punished!

    image


    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Anageth




    Originally posted by Joel1120
    Unfortunetly I got a warning that if I make one again I get banned...

    People these days, don't know a good thread when they see one!

    So, I can't advertise There in a new thread of mine... But I can in a post!




    Finally - results! Glad to see it's sunk in.


    Doesn't mean I can't suggest it to people who ask for a suggestion...

    Thank goodness for more then one option!


        
    I'm sorry, but I had to stop for this one....

          I can see it now.

             MMORPGNoobie1: I'm looking for a new MMO, I'm looking for fast combat, excellent crafting system, with as little instancing as possible.

             Joel1120: Well, you could try There! In There... [insert There rant]

                   *awkward silence followed by incoming flame by BobCrazyton*

          I can see the entertainment now.
  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Anageth




    Originally posted by Joel1120
    Unfortunetly I got a warning that if I make one again I get banned...

    People these days, don't know a good thread when they see one!

    So, I can't advertise There in a new thread of mine... But I can in a post!




    Finally - results! Glad to see it's sunk in.


    Doesn't mean I can't suggest it to people who ask for a suggestion...

    Thank goodness for more then one option!


        
    I'm sorry, but I had to stop for this one....

          I can see it now.

             MMORPGNoobie1: I'm looking for a new MMO, I'm looking for fast combat, excellent crafting system, with as little instancing as possible.

             Joel1120: Well, you could try There! In There... [insert There rant]

                   *awkward silence followed by incoming flame by BobCrazyton*

          I can see the entertainment now.



     I'm not worried about Bob, not at all. He is the last thing on my mind! I am planning my next ad campaign. I plan on first doing random suggestions in any and all threads asking for a suggestion. Then I am gonna put a short version of my oh-so-famous There thread starters in my signature. And then... Well... I am going to target the Private Messeging system!

    Muhhahahahahahahah!

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    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117


    Originally posted by Joel1120
    I'm nutty? And truly crazy? Heh, I need to really correct my definition of nut case then! I don't usually count being passionate as being pathological. Well, guess anyone who likes a game is crazy after all! Well you know what. I think you should be ashamed of yourself, you kill people! You kill and get away with it, all of you do! You all are twisted in my eyes. I don't know how someone can have a urge to kill random people who did nothing to you and then sleep at night. It is just mind boggling to me!

    I am not the nutty one, for it is you! For it is only all of you. I am not the one who is a murderer and I don't get away with all of these horrible and distastful crimes. It is sickening, truly sickening. You all need attention and I hope you get that attention soon. Mental patients... That is what most of you are! I hope the wrath of Therre's gods pour upon you and invoke sorrow within you. Feel sorry for your victims and moun with their friends and family, for your sins against humanity should not be tolerated! You should be punished!


    I'm ganna say this for the last time...they're just games...

    and wow this hasn't been locked yet?

  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by BobCrazyton

    Originally posted by Joel1120
    I'm nutty? And truly crazy? Heh, I need to really correct my definition of nut case then! I don't usually count being passionate as being pathological. Well, guess anyone who likes a game is crazy after all! Well you know what. I think you should be ashamed of yourself, you kill people! You kill and get away with it, all of you do! You all are twisted in my eyes. I don't know how someone can have a urge to kill random people who did nothing to you and then sleep at night. It is just mind boggling to me!

    I am not the nutty one, for it is you! For it is only all of you. I am not the one who is a murderer and I don't get away with all of these horrible and distastful crimes. It is sickening, truly sickening. You all need attention and I hope you get that attention soon. Mental patients... That is what most of you are! I hope the wrath of Therre's gods pour upon you and invoke sorrow within you. Feel sorry for your victims and moun with their friends and family, for your sins against humanity should not be tolerated! You should be punished!

    I'm ganna say this for the last time...they're just games...

    and wow this hasn't been locked yet?


    They are not just games. People call me fruity, well look at you! I mean you enjoy killing pixels, poor little pixels! Those avatars are real, they have a personality and feelings. Do you think they want to die? Do you think they want to face death? I wouldn't, so why would they? Yes, they have physical feeling and emotional feeling. They feel pain and hurt, just like we do. Don't do to others what you don't want done to you. I think most of you are sick and twisted, very sick and twisted. How you can send a poor soul off to eternal damnation is above me, it is just above me...

    image


    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117


    Originally posted by Joel1120
    They are not just games. People call me fruity, well look at you! I mean you enjoy killing pixels, poor little pixels! Those avatars are real, they have a personality and feelings. Do you think they want to die? Do you think they want to face death? I wouldn't, so why would they? Yes, they have physical feeling and emotional feeling. They feel pain and hurt, just like we do. Don't do to others what you don't want done to you. I think most of you are sick and twisted, very sick and twisted. How you can send a poor soul off to eternal damnation is above me, it is just above me...


    This post is too stupid to be real...I wonder if it's a trap?
  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by BobCrazyton

    Originally posted by Joel1120
    I'm nutty? And truly crazy? Heh, I need to really correct my definition of nut case then! I don't usually count being passionate as being pathological. Well, guess anyone who likes a game is crazy after all! Well you know what. I think you should be ashamed of yourself, you kill people! You kill and get away with it, all of you do! You all are twisted in my eyes. I don't know how someone can have a urge to kill random people who did nothing to you and then sleep at night. It is just mind boggling to me!

    I am not the nutty one, for it is you! For it is only all of you. I am not the one who is a murderer and I don't get away with all of these horrible and distastful crimes. It is sickening, truly sickening. You all need attention and I hope you get that attention soon. Mental patients... That is what most of you are! I hope the wrath of Therre's gods pour upon you and invoke sorrow within you. Feel sorry for your victims and moun with their friends and family, for your sins against humanity should not be tolerated! You should be punished!

    I'm ganna say this for the last time...they're just games...

    and wow this hasn't been locked yet?


    They are not just games. People call me fruity, well look at you! I mean you enjoy killing pixels, poor little pixels! Those avatars are real, they have a personality and feelings. Do you think they want to die? Do you think they want to face death? I wouldn't, so why would they? Yes, they have physical feeling and emotional feeling. They feel pain and hurt, just like we do. Don't do to others what you don't want done to you. I think most of you are sick and twisted, very sick and twisted. How you can send a poor soul off to eternal damnation is above me, it is just above me...


       
    You... make me very uncomfortable.
  • BadhawkBadhawk Member Posts: 203
    I havent been able to figure out if Joel is just a big joke or not.  I think that after 5 threads, now hes just fucking with you guys.

    He preaches tolerance and then says our opinions on the game There are wrong. I played There, and I thought it sucked. Thats my opinion. You think its great. To each his own.

    So basically Joel, go away is what we're all trying to say. We don't like There, and don't give a damn if you like it. How about instead of bothering us with something we've all given a chance and didn't like, go play the game. If its so great you wouldnt waste time on these forums with thread after mindless thread, you'd be playing.


  • BadhawkBadhawk Member Posts: 203
    ITS JUST A BIG JOKE. LOL JOEL THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117


    Originally posted by Badhawk
    ITS JUST A BIG JOKE. LOL JOEL THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!

    WUTS WITH THE BIG BOLD LETTERS?

  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Badhawk
    I havent been able to figure out if Joel is just a big joke or not.  I think that after 5 threads, now hes just fucking with you guys.

    He preaches tolerance and then says our opinions on the game There are wrong. I played There, and I thought it sucked. Thats my opinion. You think its great. To each his own.

    So basically Joel, go away is what we're all trying to say. We don't like There, and don't give a damn if you like it. How about instead of bothering us with something we've all given a chance and didn't like, go play the game. If its so great you wouldnt waste time on these forums with thread after mindless thread, you'd be playing.




    My opinion is all that matters or needs to matter. I mean let me think for you, and I let me tell you that There is great. It is and I don't understand why you believe me. It isn't opinion but darn stright fact, There is amazing. There allows limitless possibility and I don't understand why that doesn't interest you. Well forget what you want to be interested in, because now I am telling you that I think for you. It is for your own good, you don't need those other games, all you need is There.

    Now go There and i'll see you over There!

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    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • BadhawkBadhawk Member Posts: 203
    well actually they werent bold but you made them bold. but they were big

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Badhawk
    I havent been able to figure out if Joel is just a big joke or not.  I think that after 5 threads, now hes just fucking with you guys.

    He preaches tolerance and then says our opinions on the game There are wrong. I played There, and I thought it sucked. Thats my opinion. You think its great. To each his own.

    So basically Joel, go away is what we're all trying to say. We don't like There, and don't give a damn if you like it. How about instead of bothering us with something we've all given a chance and didn't like, go play the game. If its so great you wouldnt waste time on these forums with thread after mindless thread, you'd be playing.

    My opinion is all that matters or needs to matter. I mean let me think for you, and I let me tell you that There is great. It is and I don't understand why you believe me. It isn't opinion but darn stright fact, There is amazing. There allows limitless possibility and I don't understand why that doesn't interest you. Well forget what you want to be interested in, because now I am telling you that I think for you. It is for your own good, you don't need those other games, all you need is There.

    Now go There and i'll see you over There!


    Alright....this can't be real anymore...
  • BadhawkBadhawk Member Posts: 203


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Badhawk
    I havent been able to figure out if Joel is just a big joke or not.  I think that after 5 threads, now hes just fucking with you guys.

    He preaches tolerance and then says our opinions on the game There are wrong. I played There, and I thought it sucked. Thats my opinion. You think its great. To each his own.

    So basically Joel, go away is what we're all trying to say. We don't like There, and don't give a damn if you like it. How about instead of bothering us with something we've all given a chance and didn't like, go play the game. If its so great you wouldnt waste time on these forums with thread after mindless thread, you'd be playing.



    My opinion is all that matters or needs to matter. I mean let me think for you, and I let me tell you that There is great. It is and I don't understand why you believe me. It isn't opinion but darn stright fact, There is amazing. There allows limitless possibility and I don't understand why that doesn't interest you. Well forget what you want to be interested in, because now I am telling you that I think for you. It is for your own good, you don't need those other games, all you need is There.

    Now go There and i'll see you over There!


    lol. no thanks I'll think for myself
  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117


    Originally posted by Badhawk
    well actually they werent bold but you made them bold. but they were big

    I made them bold?
  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118
    Meh, either he is one of the most unfortunate human beings alive, or the world's greatest troll. Either way, I'm disturbed.

  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Badhawk
    ITS JUST A BIG JOKE. LOL JOEL THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!



    No, I am serious. You can forget about you and start thinking about There. Don't eat, drink, or socialize in real life. All it does is hurt you, mentally and physially. Now try meditating the good things about There. Try to love and try to express your care for it. Actually try thinking about being There, be in There and be There. So be what you are in and be in what you are.

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    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Murais
    Meh, either he is one of the most unfortunate human beings alive, or the world's greatest troll. Either way, I'm disturbed.



    I'm disturbed too... By you!

    Why on earth would someone be disturbed by me? I mean, I am not the one who likes to kill little poor pixels and laugh about it. How do you sleep? Doesn't this mass murderer thing even make you think? You are not human, but you are a cold blooded being of some kind.

    image


    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118


    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Murais
    Meh, either he is one of the most unfortunate human beings alive, or the world's greatest troll. Either way, I'm disturbed.


    I'm disturbed too... By you!

    Why on earth would someone be disturbed by me? I mean, I am not the one who likes to kill little poor pixels and laugh about it. How do you sleep? Doesn't this mass murderer thing even make you think? You are not human, but you are a cold blooded being of some kind.


      
    I sleep fine. I've slept after gutting fish, and writings horrible horror stories. I can sleep after killing pixels.

         You're the one that disturbs me, because you have too much dedication to whatever the hell your motive is, and that makes you, or at least borderline, a zealot. And zealots kill more, and even more disturbingly than anything. Every serial killer, mass murderer, true monster was a zealot. And they were disturbing, because they would do anything for their cause.

         Zealots kill, rape, pillage, burn, maim, raze, destroy, and obliterate anything in the name of their cause, and that is what disturbs me, because I suspect you of being a zealot. Maybe you don't murder, but you splay propaganda, and try to force those who don't follow your belief, which can be just as bad.
  • Joel1120Joel1120 Member Posts: 624


    Originally posted by Murais

    Originally posted by Joel1120

    Originally posted by Murais
    Meh, either he is one of the most unfortunate human beings alive, or the world's greatest troll. Either way, I'm disturbed.


    I'm disturbed too... By you!

    Why on earth would someone be disturbed by me? I mean, I am not the one who likes to kill little poor pixels and laugh about it. How do you sleep? Doesn't this mass murderer thing even make you think? You are not human, but you are a cold blooded being of some kind.


      
    I sleep fine. I've slept after gutting fish, and writings horrible horror stories. I can sleep after killing pixels.

         You're the one that disturbs me, because you have too much dedication to whatever the hell your motive is, and that makes you, or at least borderline, a zealot. And zealots kill more, and even more disturbingly than anything. Every serial killer, mass murderer, true monster was a zealot. And they were disturbing, because they would do anything for their cause.

         Zealots kill, rape, pillage, burn, maim, raze, destroy, and obliterate anything in the name of their cause, and that is what disturbs me, because I suspect you of being a zealot. Maybe you don't murder, but you splay propaganda, and try to force those who don't follow your belief, which can be just as bad.


    I would do anything for There and its cause. I would lay my life down for that world and its community, because I believe its evolution and continued growth is that important to the world. What is one life when the whole entire world could gain faster and more interactive internet communication? What is one life when the Metaverse could be built, when that dream could become a reality? I support There till the end, either till its end or mine. I favor that i'd end before There, I want There to go on into eternity, or at least it in some form or another. Yes, you may think I am nuts but I don't care any more. You don't understand the passion behind my motives and I don't expect you to anyway.

    image


    There

    The only limitation in There is your own imagination!

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