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If EVE ships had bumper stickers

Stumpy26Stumpy26 Member Posts: 189

If Eve ships had bumper stickers I would choose one of these

If you can read this my b&%ch fell off,  I brake for pods , go on shoot me i need the insurance , Free Implant removal service.

yes im aware this post has no usefull information at all but I hope some find it funny and add thier own bumper sticker ideas.

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  • kilotonkiloton Member Posts: 7
    <--  Beep Beep-->   In the EVENT of the RAPTURE...This vehicle will be unmanned.
  • ScarisScaris Member UncommonPosts: 5,332

    lol! Clever thread, I like it.

    - Scaris

    "What happened to you, Star Wars Galaxies? You used to look like Leia. Not quite gold bikini Leia (more like bad-British-accent-and-cinnamon-bun-hair Leia), but still Leia nonetheless. Now you look like Chewbacca." - Computer Gaming World

  • Aetius73Aetius73 Member Posts: 1,257
    Death from above, below, behind, and perhaps from the side.
  • LeasaLeasa Member Posts: 449

    We brake for nobody.

    Kill Them all let God sort them out.

    Beautify space kill yourself

    We litter space.

    I think therefore I Pod.

    Guns don't kill people they just make it easier.

    Have you hugged a Pirate today

    Abandon Hope all who enter here

    Got a problem tell someone who cares

    Don't go knocking if this ship is rocking

    Ok I will stop now

    Support Bacteria, its the only culture some people have.

  • RychekRychek Member Posts: 55
    "Flame on"

    It works for your ship and for the forums.


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  • WrayethWrayeth Member Posts: 229

    "We regret to inform you that we have an NBSI (not-blue-shoot-it) policy.  Oh, btw, you're not blue."

    On a  sieged dreadnought: "I will  instapop you once I finally finish locking...if  I ever finish locking."

    "blob++;"

    "EW sucks...except when I'm the one using it."

    "A cluster of mobile medium warp disruption bubbles is nature's way of telling you that you jumped into the wrong system."

    "Wrayeth[PXIS]<-V->(Tempest) strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 2667.9 damage."

    "Hi, Mom!  I'm in a BoB thread!"

    "ZOMG!  Carebears!"

    "ZOMG!  Pirates!"

    "YARR, biatch!"

    "Stabs ftw!" (seen on any given Burn Eden ship)

    "Why is this guy flashing red to me?"

    "Oh, sh*t!  Is my clone up to date?"

    -Wrayeth
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    "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"

  • Stumpy26Stumpy26 Member Posts: 189

    LOL some funny answers there

    got a few more...  My other ship is an Ibis, If you can read this u have a MWD fitted,  dont drink and fly U might hit an astroid,  exotic dancer transport ..  dont laugh your daughter may be inside.  Hows my flying phone 101202303492.

  • PhoenixsPhoenixs Member Posts: 2,646
    Oh what a lovely thread 

  • Adamus76Adamus76 Member Posts: 2
    On a cheap frig in small letters: "I'm the bait..."

    On a Megathron in small letters: "This is a Blastertron. Say hi to the clone medics for me."




  • Stumpy26Stumpy26 Member Posts: 189

    Engraved on the side of a defender missile (i think defenders abit buggy)

    *made in China*

  • SobaManSobaMan Member Posts: 384

    I could go simple and just do:

    iPod

    Or I could go for much more:

    "Pirating for guns and strippers, and I've got plenty of guns!"

    We can agree to disagree, or we can bicker constantly... either way, I'm right.
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    SobaKai.com
    There are two types of people in this world - people that suck... and me.
  • duncan_922duncan_922 Member Posts: 1,670
    I brake for Minmitars!  

    SOE knows what you like... You don't!
    And don't forget... I am forcing you to read this!

  • KeetFKeetF Member Posts: 4
    Although no one would take it seriously, you could always put "My other ship is a titan"

  • janjansonjanjanson Member Posts: 201

    Miners do it while watching TV

  • SonOfAGhostSonOfAGhost Member Posts: 383
    "Wide Load" for my less than graceful Cyclone.


    "Gone Fishing" for my Thrasher named Coelecanth.


    "Speak softly and fly a Ragnorok"

  • paranoidpvpparanoidpvp Member Posts: 539
    Keep honking I'm reloading...

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  • belonnabelonna Member Posts: 67

    "i predict the future: 03:55 16/4/** cruise missle hits your ibis wrecking OMGPWNED damage"

    "nice ship give it to me"

    "pop goes the nooby"

    "nyarr i not being a pirate, trust me"

    "dont move my eyepatch constricts depth perseption"

    Live, Breath, Cause. HaVoK

  • caine6621caine6621 Member UncommonPosts: 210
    Ok, totally not related to EVE but I had to put this in because it was one of the funniest I have ever read.

    Somone started a thread just like this on Star Wars Galaxies.....bumper stickers for your landspeeder.

    The clear winner was:

    "Don't blame me, I voted for Senator Organa"


    There are only 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't

  • caine6621caine6621 Member UncommonPosts: 210
    Ok, totally not related to EVE but I had to put this in because it was one of the funniest I have ever read.

    Somone started a thread just like this on Star Wars Galaxies.....bumper stickers for your landspeeder.

    The clear winner was:

    "Don't blame me, I voted for Senator Organa"


    There are only 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't

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