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Gameloading
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Greetings, mmorpg.com visitors! today is your lucky day, as we invite every one of you to join our brand new virtual world: Where!
But first, let me tell you a bit about Where.
Where is not your traditional mmorpg. We like to call Where an MMOSGFNSP (Massive Multiplayer Online Social Game For Not-so-social people)
now you might wonder, what can we do in Where?
There are Lots of things you can do in Where. For one, you no longer have to go to some kind of weird club where people are dancing and having a good time to be social. you can now stay right in your basement, and chat online with your online friends about your brand new lives in Where on your computer! but wait, there is more! you can even have jobs in Where! most populair jobs are dancing in underwear,begging and cyber prostitution! doesn't that sounds exciting!? We also noticed the increase in females playing MMORPG's. I am sure a lot of more female's are willing to join Where when I tell you that you are not the only one who signed up for Where! In fact, a few females have even set up their own club to show women around in Where! If you decide to join Where, then please send a message to "HawtCybe_Babe_3" who will explain all about the position women are expected to take in Where.
There are also tons of minigames, such as the cheap,boring but very deadly Paintball, and the breathtaking, pointless, cart racing!
You want to be rich in Where? No problem! in Where, you can transfer real money to Where dollars (as in, "Where has my money gone!?" cool eh? our janitor came up with that!) to buy the pixe..I mean, house of your dreams! Ofcourse, a good enviroment is important to have a good conversation in Where!
Do not wait any longer and Join Where NOW!
You screwed up your life? No problem, come have a new one in Where!
on a last note: As we have noticed, some members prefer to do adult things, so when you sign up, you agree that you could possibly be witness of sexual, adult content. to protect younger people, we require people to be at least 12 year of age to play Where.
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Bouhahahaha! 9/10.
No longer visiting MMORPG.com.
lol, 9/10 as well.
(just joking, joel got owned!)
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SWG - Killed by $OE
WOW - Retired
Playing WAR
I'm waiting for the expansion pack... It is post apocalyptic. All the inhabitants of Where! Have been forced to live a life beneath the surface. I believe the title is going to be called...
Under Where (working title) I've heard rumblings that it could also be called "Under Pants".
9/10
~Greatness~
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Hahaha!
Beautiful piece of satire. Good stuff.
~ Michael
10/10
Oh man...when Joel see's this...
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His thread disappeared so Joel 2.0 is probably gone too. Give it time, he'll come back as Joel version 3.0. Just as screwed in the head as the previous versions.
He did? If so when?
He did? If so when?
a little while ago, after he made another There topic.
Funny thread, congratz on the word perfect satire.
This thread officially delivers.
He did? If so when?
a little while ago, after he made another There topic.
Well it shows his last login as june 17...so I don't think he did.
No longer visiting MMORPG.com.
He did? When? I know he said something about him getting banned if he made another There thread. But I looked at his account and it's still the same join date.
I liked the one on EVE better though...