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AoC vs. Chuck Norris

DeviateDeviate Member UncommonPosts: 219
in Age of Conan: Unchained
If AoC has all the intended features and they work properly, my money is on AoC.I've never seen Chuck cut someones head off.

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  • shamallshamall Member CommonPosts: 516
    Thats only because Chuck doesn't cut heads off. He kicks them till they explode.

    The Brave Do Not Fear The Grave

  • jimmyman99jimmyman99 Member UncommonPosts: 3,221
    Who is Chuck Norris?

    I am the type of player where I like to do everything and anything from time to time.
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor - pre-WW2 genocide.
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  • Unknown
    That is because he moves so fast you can't see it with the human eye.

  • Unknown
    Chuck Norris is actually Crom.

    Chuck Norris was going to be cast as the bad guy in the Conan movie, but the director would have had to let him win.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Arnold so hard it shot the steroids out of his system plus a kidney.

    Thunder is actually the sonic boom after a Chuck Norris workout.

    Chuck Norris is the ultimate boss encounter in the game, but after you kill him you loot a Chuck Norris costume and realize it was only a really jealous Jean Claude Van Dam, because the real Chuck Norris cannot be cut by steel nor burned by fire.

    A bunch of cultists released snakes into a bedroom to kill Chuck Norris. He ate them (the cultists, not the snakes).

    The answer to the Riddle of Steel is thus: Steel is nothing compared to flesh...especially when shattered by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

    All GM's appear in the game world as Chuck Norris.

    If Kull and Conan got into a fight, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
  • Database82Database82 Member Posts: 179


    I have no idea where and why Chuck Norris got so popular but it's just dumb, if Chuck Norris was really all that great he wouldn't have a crappy TV show. 



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  • TinybinaTinybina Member Posts: 2,130

    Originally posted by Database82


    I have no idea where and why Chuck Norris got so popular but it's just dumb, if Chuck Norris was really all that great he wouldn't have a crappy TV show. 




    Wow.......Um you see the whole Chu....ahh screw it nevermind......

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