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Which do you think is SOEs biggest fan
Cola
Member Posts: 402
Just a simple little poll,
JW who you think is SOEs biggest fan
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Lol....Dekron. Forums mods 4 t3h win.
And Hamil? Do you mean Mark Hamill?
"There's no star system Slave I can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the Galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now."
Boba Fett
My vote would be for Squidi. He's usually the biggest flamebaiting troll around.
SWG Tempest: Cardo Dycen RIP
Eve: Cardoh Dycen
I support random drug testing for all SOE employees
I would have said that Sony is SoE biggest fan, but the option was not there.
- "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren
"There's no star system Slave I can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the Galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now."
Boba Fett
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For the Horde!
Im not sure about the rest, but Smed and Tores play WoW. They are Blizzard wannabe's
Btw, I voted Ronald
Actually considering they have the EQ series i would eat my hat to hear SoE is not profitable.If it aren't then most mmorpg are working at a lose.
Her famous quotes about how she thinks SWG should be.
Not one person I would love to see fired more. Even her before Julio.
you forgot chuck norris.
"how do i unlock chuck norris in game?" - funniest forum thread title ever....
SWG ADDICT...clean since the NGE
Yeah, Oby gets my vote!
SWG Veteran and Refugee, Intrepid server
NGE free as of Nov. 22, 2005
Now Playing: World of Warcrack
Forum Terrorist
Despite what you all think, I don't approve of everything SOE/LA has done/does :P
Lol, I still vote for you because you take friendly jibes very maturely, very rarely overreact (can't recall any, actually), and, even though you are a NGE suckwad, you offer an interesting and well considered alternate perspective in the discussion/debates/arguments.
SWG Veteran and Refugee, Intrepid server
NGE free as of Nov. 22, 2005
Now Playing: World of Warcrack
Forum Terrorist
Someone please tell me the world is still flat.
Do bears still poop???
If you didn't get fired the last time, you're sure going to this time Ob!!!
just kidding buddy!
SOE knows what you like... You don't!
And don't forget... I am forcing you to read this!
Most of you are just being funny when you vote for Ronald McDonald, but I happen to know the truth behind this entire scandle.
It all started back in the summer of 2004. SWG was in its heyday and improving by the minute. Unfortunately for the McDonald's corporation, this game was keeping people glued to their computer screens instead of buying hamburgers.
The first one to make this connection was mild-mannered McDonald's employee Jonathan Hartz. He was working the drive-thru one night when he overheard a few customers in their car saying that they needed to hurry up and get home with their Big Macs so that they could be in time for the pvp event on Galaxies.
"What is this 'Galaxies' you speak of?" asked Jonathan.
"It's only the uberest game ever!" replied the driver of the vehicle.
"Yeah too bad McDonald's hamburgers don't have the power that a few canapes and brandies do." said the passenger.
The customers grabbed their bag of grease burgers and hauled ass into the sunset leaving a befuddled McDonald's employee in their wake.
The following week, Jonathan was in a meeting with all of his coworkers listening to the manager yap about how sales were down. When asked what could be causing this decline in customers, Jonathan responded with "I think it's this game called Galaxies."
The manager came to an abrupt halt and asked what Mr. Hartz was talking about. All of a sudden several other employees began recounting incidents similar to Jonathan's. Something had to be done about this.
So word was sent to the big man himself, Ronald McDonald who at first scoffed at the reports. But when more and more stores were relating the same message, he became outraged.
Who were these people at Sony to think that they could create a game that would draw away from the 80 billion McDonald's customers? So Ronald did the only thing he knew to do......he hired the best of the best from his customers........
That's right, he called a crack squad of whiny little brats. Teamed with the Hamburglar, they abruptly left their training facility located under the playground of the McDonald's in the quiet little town of Ghent, Ky. Their task was to get subscriptions to Star Wars Galaxies and flood the forums with posts that griped about everything.
At first, there was very little response, but soon there came reports from the front lines of a Combat Upgrade. Upon first review, Ronald McDonald was devasted! He thought for sure his plan had backfired. But to his delight, one of his operatives was able to penetrate the beta testing of the CU.
This operative, code-named Quarter-Pound Punk, caught the eye of Smed himself. Through his devious training and offers of free McRibs for life, Quarter-Pounf Punk was able to sway Smed into ruining the CU to such an extent that it no longer resembled the plan set forth by the dev team months prior.
Thinking he had won, Ronald McDonald called back his team and sat back to watch the demise of SWG. Unfortunately the CU was not enough to do it. Sure his sales in the restaurants increased a bit, but it was not enough. He had to switch to Plan B.
He sent word out to all of his restaurants that immediately McDonald's would be giving away free copies of SWG in each of their Happy Meals. This way, there would be an influx of spoiled brats that would over-run the forums with complaints of how the game is too hard for their impaired brains.
Ronald McDonald followed this plan by assigning the Fry Guys with the sole duty of designing a new combat system titled the New Game Enhancments. Since the Fry Guys have no game design experience whatsoever, it would be a cinch to cause mass cancellations with this garbage.
Ronald then phoned the McDonald's where Smedly was getting his free McRibs. He then told the employees there to insert a small crack-rock into each of the sandwiches for 3 weeks straight. After that, they were to abruptly stop spiking the sandwiches thus sending Smed into a fit for more crack.
Three weeks later, Smed called Ronald McDonald to find out what the hell was going on. Ronald then told Smed that if he wanted his old sandwiches back, then he would implement the NGE designed by the Fry Guys. Smed of course agreed to it immediately, and in November he put the horribly designed change into place.
Ronald McDonald came out clean in this debacle since the influx of whiny brain-damaged kids were being blamed for the NGE. His profits have since seen a steady incline, and now he holds the title as the biggest fan of SOE as a result.