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I think i'm cursed

NoNyM0uZNoNyM0uZ Member Posts: 10
in The Pub at MMORPG.COM
I have been trying to play mmorpg's for a long time and everytime i download something goes wrong either its way too slow there is an error or it just doesnt work. Who else has this problem?

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  • joejccva71joejccva71 Member UncommonPosts: 848

    Sounds like you could have one of the many viruses in this internet world.

    Even some virus programs such as Norton don't detect all viruses even with the updated virus defs.


    Go to www.antivirus.com, and try using the HouseCall Free Online Scanner. Doesn't hurt to check.

  • NoNyM0uZNoNyM0uZ Member Posts: 10
    no doubt
  • Unknown

    Originally posted by NoNyM0uZ
    I have been trying to play mmorpg's for a long time and everytime i download something goes wrong either its way too slow there is an error or it just doesnt work. Who else has this problem?
    Yeah dude, I think you are cursed...nobody else has this problem. My advice would be to fly to New Orleans, LA. and seek out a Voodoo preistess; give her a lock of your hair, a fingernail clipping, and a photograph of your computer...she'll prolly tell you pray 'till dawn, fill a shot-glass with rum - drink half and through the other half over your shoulder...She'll give you two small bags - DON'T OPEN THEM! - take them back home with you...when you get home, put the light-colored sack around your neck and the darker sack on top of your computer, light a cigar and blow the smoke into your computer...at midnight, open the sack around your neck and take out the slips of paper within...each piece of paper will have one of the following symbols inscribed on it: G - A - T - M - D - E - C - A - W - T - I - D - E - B - E - O - E - M - H - E - V - L - I - L

    Rearrange these symbols until your answer appears...

    Good luck and God speed brother!

    Edit: Make sure that cigar is a Macanudo!
  • AnagethAnageth Member Posts: 2,217

    Originally posted by NoNyM0uZ
    I have been trying to play mmorpgs for a long time and every time i download something goes wrong either its way too slow there is an error or it just doesnt work. Who else has this problem?
    By any chance, when you load the game, do you see 4-8-15-16-23-42 being repeatedly printed?

    No longer visiting MMORPG.com.

  • TyrgrisTyrgris Member Posts: 321

    Originally posted by poopypants

    Originally posted by NoNyM0uZ
    I have been trying to play mmorpg's for a long time and everytime i download something goes wrong either its way too slow there is an error or it just doesnt work. Who else has this problem?
    Yeah dude, I think you are cursed...nobody else has this problem. My advice would be to fly to New Orleans, LA. and seek out a Voodoo preistess; give her a lock of your hair, a fingernail clipping, and a photograph of your computer...she'll prolly tell you pray 'till dawn, fill a shot-glass with rum - drink half and through the other half over your shoulder...She'll give you two small bags - DON'T OPEN THEM! - take them back home with you...when you get home, put the light-colored sack around your neck and the darker sack on top of your computer, light a cigar and blow the smoke into your computer...at midnight, open the sack around your neck and take out the slips of paper within...each piece of paper will have one of the following symbols inscribed on it: G - A - T - M - D - E - C - A - W - T - I - D - E - B - E - O - E - M - H - E - V - L - I - L

    Rearrange these symbols until your answer appears...

    Good luck and God speed brother!

    Edit: Make sure that cigar is a Macanudo!


    LOL, very well put!
  • Unknown
    How ya comin' with that puzzle NoNyMOuZ? 

  • NullapaxNullapax Member Posts: 401
    Depends on your PC specs - net conection speeds - the game/company you are trying to download from.

    So many variables in fact that without more info my advice would be to try Poopys plan.

    Just don't blame us if Papa Legba drags you screaming into the monitor 

  • grimbojgrimboj Member Posts: 2,102

    Originally posted by poopypants

    Originally posted by NoNyM0uZ
    I have been trying to play mmorpg's for a long time and everytime i download something goes wrong either its way too slow there is an error or it just doesnt work. Who else has this problem?
     G - A - T - M - D - E - C - A - W - T - I - D - E - B - E - O - E - M - H - E - V - L - I - L


    Is that a puzzle? I cba solving it :)

    Nice joke xD

    OP: Might help if you were a little more specific. Post in the forum related to the game youre trying to play with the problem that youre having.

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    Note: PlayNC will refuse to allow you access to your account if you forget your password and can't provide a scanned image of the product key for the first product you purchased..... LOL

  • grimbojgrimboj Member Posts: 2,102

    Originally posted by Nullapax
    Depends on your PC specs - net conection speeds - the game/company you are trying to download from.

    So many variables in fact that without more info my advice would be to try Poopys plan.

    Just don't blame us if Papa Legba drags you screaming into the monitor 


    I did the ritual and pappa lazaroo popped out

    --
    Note: PlayNC will refuse to allow you access to your account if you forget your password and can't provide a scanned image of the product key for the first product you purchased..... LOL

  • NullapaxNullapax Member Posts: 401

    Originally posted by grimboj

    I did the ritual and pappa lazaroo popped out

    LOL - Touche
  • Unknown
    Nobody put it together yet?

     

  • grimbojgrimboj Member Posts: 2,102

    Originally posted by poopypants
    Nobody put it together yet?

     


    It makes my eyes bleed. Any clues?

    --
    Note: PlayNC will refuse to allow you access to your account if you forget your password and can't provide a scanned image of the product key for the first product you purchased..... LOL

  • Unknown

    Originally posted by Nullapax
    Depends on your PC specs - net conection speeds - the game/company you are trying to download from.

    So many variables in fact that without more info my advice would be to try Poopys plan.

    Just don't blame us if Papa Legba drags you screaming into the monitor 


    Nullapax has an excellent clue in this post...
  • Lt.DeadendLt.Deadend Member Posts: 325

    dam ,.. so many replys and no one ask'd you if you use a Down load manager.well do you?

    if not,.use the one from fileplanet its a good one,and DL most games from them.

    But if anything get a DL manager,.games over 800mb corrupt easy.

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