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OOO baby im yo slaveeee, you can spank me if i mis-behaveeee Part II
Melendu
Member Posts: 159
SO im playin old school UO, and i seen an infamous red, waiting outside the northern brit mine, my guess was he was going to kill all the good men and women miners trying to make a good living for themselves. Right off the back i remembered this guys name...he was #1 on the bounty hunter board.
I snuck up close and he says to me...yes i am going to kill these miners, He turns around and says. You aint gonna do nothing about it.
Right away he trys to paralyze me, me being smart i set a magic relect spell on myself and it bounces onto him. He gets mad but to steer him away from the good miners i make him chase me, the chase is on. I remember there is a lizardman cave near by so i went straight into there. He following me he says omg its pitchblack i forgot my light potions. I paralyze him all of a sudden etten and lizard men show up too attack us both.
My horse safely takes me out of the den infested with evil, as i approach the caves exit i hear his screams and shouts as the lizardmen and etten rip him apart. I remembering he was #1 villian for bounty hunters i go back to get his head but to my surprise he is still fighting off the monsters.
I help him fight them off then i energy bolt the evil miner pker. The miner dies i loot his head, and all his gear thus letting miners go freely to make money.
I snuck up close and he says to me...yes i am going to kill these miners, He turns around and says. You aint gonna do nothing about it.
Right away he trys to paralyze me, me being smart i set a magic relect spell on myself and it bounces onto him. He gets mad but to steer him away from the good miners i make him chase me, the chase is on. I remember there is a lizardman cave near by so i went straight into there. He following me he says omg its pitchblack i forgot my light potions. I paralyze him all of a sudden etten and lizard men show up too attack us both.
My horse safely takes me out of the den infested with evil, as i approach the caves exit i hear his screams and shouts as the lizardmen and etten rip him apart. I remembering he was #1 villian for bounty hunters i go back to get his head but to my surprise he is still fighting off the monsters.
I help him fight them off then i energy bolt the evil miner pker. The miner dies i loot his head, and all his gear thus letting miners go freely to make money.
Comments
Three cheers for the conquering hero?
This is false advertising on an $OE level teh title of this post made me believe it was something entirely different than an mmo story
I'm so angry.
im not sure whether to be laughing or be angry.
but this is good for my postcount...and its about UO..so i'll be happy