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Ode to a clay pile
Jorev
Member Posts: 1,500
Listen now to my tale of woe, strummed on a historically accurate Roman harp:
Oh beautiful clay pile glistening in the sun
You took two days to make and weren't any fun
I must leave you now for my master desires fish
Another tedious task I am forced to accomplish
Fret not that fishing will damage my spear
As I can buy another with coin from a magical sphere
Magical coin may not be realistic in these Roman times
But RedBedlam is my God so I just kiss their behinds
The fanbois keep praising the potential of this game
Though most have discovered that it's truly lame
That this supposed sandbox called Roma Victor
Is quicksand that stifles any purpose to play for
So buyers beware if others declare
Roma Victor's quality as anything other than fanfare
"We feel gold selling and websites that promote it damage games like Vanguard and will do everything possible to combat it."
Brad McQuaid
Chairman & CEO, Sigil Games Online, Inc.
Executive Producer, Vanguard: Saga of Heroes
www.vanguardsoh
Comments
Jorev! That was superb!
See guys? If you are going to troll, do it with some flare. I love it.
Joined 2004 - I can't believe I've been a MMORPG.com member for 20 years! Get off my lawn!
.. indeed with flare ..lol