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Giant Moth

ValiumSummerValiumSummer Member Posts: 1,008
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So I was watching a video (no it wasn't 'pron') of these underground nuclear bomb explosions on my computer and I see something in the corner of my eye.    Its a  giant moth clumsily flapping along the wall towards my front door (which is close).   Horrified that a creature from the 'outside' has violated my inner sanctum, I keep my eye fixed on it so I can TRACK IT DOWN AND KILL IT!   Problem is the nuclear explosion on my computer screen got my attention momentarily and I took my eyes off of the moth.   That moment was long enough for the moth to get lost somewhere in the deep dark recesses of my abode.   So now I'm going to bed, knowing that there is a HUGE MAN EATING MOTH somewhere... INSIDE MY HOUSE!

I'm wondering if a scale model of Godzilla next to my bed will keep him/her (didn't get a chance to check for mothballs).

Hold me.

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  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    Originally posted by ValiumSummer

    So I was watching a video (no it wasn't 'pron') of these underground nuclear bomb explosions on my computer and I see something in the corner of my eye.    Its a  giant moth clumsily flapping along the wall towards my front door (which is close).   Horrified that a creature from the 'outside' has violated my inner sanctum, I keep my eye fixed on it so I can TRACK IT DOWN AND KILL IT!   Problem is the nuclear explosion on my computer screen got my attention momentarily and I took my eyes off of the moth.   That moment was long enough for the moth to get lost somewhere in the deep dark recesses of my abode.   So now I'm going to bed, knowing that there is a HUGE MAN EATING MOTH somewhere... INSIDE MY HOUSE!
    I'm wondering if a scale model of Godzilla next to my bed will keep him/her (didn't get a chance to check for mothballs).
    Hold me.

    *Holds ValiumSummer*

    It's going to be okay... 

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  • shadoozoshadoozo Member Posts: 64
    dood if godzilla came to my neighborhood, id throw rock at his head and he die and id be granted the title "The Peoples Champ" and every one would be hailing me and id have big booty women/sammichs/mmorpgs for days.

  • KenrichKenrich Member UncommonPosts: 127

    Ya know they can smell your fear and they like to lay their eggs in dark cool places  


    o.O

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Don't be afraid. If it enters your dream to chase you, turn around and draw a line on the ground with your finger- it won't be able to chase you any longer.

    -On a side note: Why are people afraid of moths? They're just like big dirty butterflies!


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  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    Originally posted by Boozbaz
    Don't be afraid. If it enters your dream to chase you, turn around and draw a line on the ground with your finger- it won't be able to chase you any longer.

    -On a side note: Why are people afraid of moths? They're just like big dirty butterflies!


    And a butterfly is nothing but a pretty looking moth.

    They all need to DIE!  And stop eating peoples shirts.

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  • shadoozoshadoozo Member Posts: 64
    Why people are afraid of moths Fact #1 about moths: moth chew and put holes threw clothing.

  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860

    plus moths also like to crawl up into your ears and buzz like crazy...then you have to go to the hospital and have it surgically removed

    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • KuzzleKuzzle Member Posts: 1,058
       When I was 11, I went to Mexico. While I was there, I saw a moth that was literally larger than the palm of my hand. It was about the size that my palm is now, and my hands aren't exactly what you'd call "dainty", if ya know what I mean. At first I thought it was a bat, and I only saw it out of the corner of my eye, and I threw my arms up around my head. Then it landed next to this bright ass light and I saw it was a moth and I was like "Holy crap! That thing's friggen' huge!" To this day I've never seen a bigger bug.
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Cool story Kuzzle. That would be fascinated to see.


    Originally posted by shadoozo
    Why people are afraid of moths Fact #1 about moths: moth chew and put holes threw clothing.


     That doesn't mean the'll chew a hole through your skin! They are soooo soft and I've never been bitten by one yet. The only thing they do is leave a bunch of nasty dust stuff on your palm.

    Off topic story but kinda related to bugs eating people: I caught a grasshopper and hand fed it grass today, when presented with my finger it regected it outright, even thought it was struggling to get away. Maybe moths too would regect a chance to eat through your skin.

    But yeah if the moth went in your ear that would just plain suck.

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  • shadoozoshadoozo Member Posts: 64
    Naw they wont chew through your skin, they will just tear up your clothing and make you look like a bum. 

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by shadoozo
    Naw they wont chew through your skin, they will just tear up your clothing and make you look like a bum. 


    Maybe that's where all the holes in my boxers come from.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Need to kill it quick as light makes em grow.

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144
    It will probably fly into your mouth while you are sleeping just like spiders and cockroaches do.

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • ValiumSummerValiumSummer Member Posts: 1,008

    photo of said moth:

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/Godzilla_Movie_09.jpg&imgrefurl=http://movies.monstrous.com/mothra.htm&h=364&w=450&sz=20&hl=en&start=74&tbnid=ZRHkVhgPbxv1UM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmothra%26start%3D60%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173
    Chapstick !




  • Jimbobjoe5Jimbobjoe5 Member Posts: 35
    ever see the mothman prophecies?  saw that, never looked at moths the same way...  let me tell you

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Moths are cool, much better than the overrated butterflies.

    Ohh and you needn't worry you'll probably just end up eating it in your sleep when it lands on your mouth .


    sweet dreams.............


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  • viadiviadi Member Posts: 816

    Tin Foil hats dont work.. its all a conspiracy

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