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This is the best game I ever play!!!
ram3o
Member Posts: 134
I was looking for a new mmorpg and decided to give Dark and Light a try. Even though I heard alot of bad reviews, I said to myself it cant be that bad. I download Dark and Light from bittorrent, which took about a day to download. However after I download, install the game, and loaded it up, boy I was amazed at the game. The Charactor Creation screen was short and simple, after I made my charactor and load up DaL for the first time... WoW. There where like spider and other critter for me to kill and there where plenty of them because no one was on. So I started to KILL them, and KILLING them I did. But after reaching level 10 with my FAT LOOT, I decided to go to sell.
When I talk to one of the local merchant he said, "Your a true Warrior with all your Loot, Unenzo eno auranulo. I replied, "Yes I am." Then the local merchant offer me a quest and the quest read;
"Master Upyurs, are merchants are having trouble crossing the Sea of Uranis. Fruzlt tur Plo agu apoloan giquanze.
I didnt really understand the last part but I hit accept anyways. So I summon my trusty dragon and we flew to the Sea of Uranis, and we up and down Uranis looking for anything that might be giving mechants problem. But I didnt see anyting going up and down Uranis, but then my Dragon name Milflord said, " you have to go deaper Luzo tuan tene la putaone. I said wow my dragon can talk^^
Then all of sudden a net from the water grabs me and my dragon and pulled us in to the Uranis Sea. Then my screen turns black. I ask myself did the game crash?!? Then I started to see sea people. And the sea people where eating my Milflord. I said NOO, stop eating my MILFLORD! Then the Sea'mon said to me we only eat dragons but we well take care of you soon enough. Then I cried out Nooooooo, MILFLORD WHY!!! I was hitting my head on the keyboard, then I look up and the Sea People where taking me somewhere, I couldnt move because I still had the net on me.
Then I heard a voice saying, "Crab people, Crab people, taste like crab, talk like people!" I started hitting my head against the keyboard again. Anything but crab people. If anyone who doesnt follow the lore of DaL, crab people look like crabs but talk like people. Then I recieve a message that I learned a new skill. So I hit my new skill and my mucsle grew twice as much, my hair turned yellow, and there this yellow auras around me. I end up kill all the Sea People and Crab people, saving the day.
I dont see how anyone could not like this game, well enough talk back to playing DaL.
Comments
Oh.. my ...God...
Hahaha.
Still trying to figure out if this was sarcastic or not. The part about going all up and down Uranis sounds a little too close to the old Uranus jokes.
"Fire is never a gentle master..."
I very happy with DaL. DaL has like sea people and after I killed like thosands of them, they made me ruler over them. I was like, Yes!!! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! You hear that?! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! I am master of their great sunken empire!!! Mo-o-om! I'm ruler of the sea people!
I even made a song about the sea people.
Look at me, living free
Free and clean amongst the Sea People
We look for pirates and search for gold.
Life is an adventure with the Sea People
They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that.
This is the way life was meant to be. Laughing and singing,
Sea people and me.
Sea people and me, you guys.
LoL, GG to those who think im waste my money, lol.
"Fire is never a gentle master..."
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And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "
ram3o your story is so cool it almost sound like my awesome time in SOG but now that we have a kewl uber pwn'er in DAL i so wanna play too!
I'ma gona buy DAL and we be making king guild and pwning so we take over entire world which is big as crap and all areas and all clans be ours on our ground!
We be recruiting strong soldiers and we give out highest of rank to all so we all l33ters!!
Anyway if we make pwner guild I wanna introduce meself personally! My name is Everbero and i hit hard! I'ma the greatest axe wielder and when i walked down the road all was like "whowa look at his sword i don't wanna be hit with that!". That's cus i swinged it on the plant pple and they like died easily then my rumor spread cus i was plant killer.
I have a own fort too and i have myself as a guard cus all that is needed! I kill anyone i even saw a dragon fly on the sky and i threw my sword and it died and it landed on me then i ate it the following morning afterwards.
I even think i'm stronger than you but we not fight we be friends all the tiem right?
ok so message me ingame asap!!! Im Everbero ok sup? bye!
$OE lies list
http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0
"
And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "
If it's not broken, you are not innovating.
Overall I give it a 9/10.
... But yes, the best part of this thread was reading some of the genius replies .... lol
Played Wow, D and L, AOC, GW, Eve, Rift and many more insignificant games.
Thank you!
I had almost givin up on this board.
Lath
Sure thing dude. Im still upset that my Milflord was eatout by a bunch of Sea'mon, however I got a new dragon, and her name is Milfy. Just send me a tell, my in game name is Upyurs. You can find me riding my Milfy, back and forth of Hyrr' Anus
Played Wow, D and L, AOC, GW, Eve, Rift and many more insignificant games.
Yup, that was funny
Played Wow, D and L, AOC, GW, Eve, Rift and many more insignificant games.
LMFAO....this guy is great. Keep it up.
Dont eat the brown acid. Its not poison, its just bad acid.
"The man who exchanges Liberty for Iconic classes is a fool deserving of neither." - Me and Ben Franklin
Posting in a legendary thread!
Truly priceless, great post OP.
I miss DAoC
$OE lies list
http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0
"
And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "