Howdy, Stranger!
It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!
Quick Links
A Poem...
Laneo
Member Posts: 359
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's
who's
handsome, smart and
strong.
strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's
he's
gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my
mind,
mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my
behind?"
behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no
end,
end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge
boobs
boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This
This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Love it
Love it
Nobody is perfect...My name is Nobody
Comments
Only prob is I don't think a man exist like the one in a woman's prayer.
Oh man that is so awesome.
Perfect!
Neptus - FFXI - Pandemonium
Neptus - WoW - Detheroc
There is in Error with in this page please press alt and F4 to fix the proplem
PLEAZE DONT LESSON TO ME I JUST WANA GET TO MY SECOND STAR
buzz buzz buzz buuzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A VERY WAISE MAN TOLD ME YESTERDAY ABOUT WHAT HAPPEND TO HIM
HE SAID : A COW ONCE SAID MOO
THEN I CLIMBED A TREE A WINDOW APPEARD AND SAID THER IS A THING RIGHT OVER THE TREE
I THREW EVERY THING I HAD AND THEN IT DISSAPEARD I RAISED MY HANDS UP AND ANOTHER WINDOW APPEARD AND TOLD ME YOU HANDS HAVE GONE FOREVER I JUMPED FROM THE TREE AND STARTED DIGING FOR GOLD BUT THEN YET ANOTHER WINDOW APPEARD AND SAID HANDS CANOT BE FOUND SO THEN I GOT NAKED AND I PEED ON THE GROUND THE GROUND MEALTD THEN I FELL ALL THE WAY TO CHINA I TOOK AN RPG SWORD LAYING ON THE GROUND BUT THEN A WINDOW APPEARD TOLD ME HANDS CANOT BE FOUND SO I GRABED THE SWORD WITH MY TEETH KILLED THE NEERST BOT TOOK ITS MONEY AND RAN AWAY BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP AS IM RUNING NAKED WITH A SWORD IN MY MOUTH A WALL FALLS ON ME AND I DIE MY NAKED SOUL FLYS UP IN THE SKY WITH ANGEL WINGS TAKING ME TO HEAVEN BUT MY BAUISNESS WAS NOT YET DONE I CUT MY WINGS WITH THE SWORD AND DROP ON THE GROUND TO CONTINUE RUNING
BUT THEN I FALL FROM THAT THING AND HIT THE TREE I CLIMBED EARLIER I GET UP AND THEN I SEE THE COW DRESSED IN A COP UNIFORM IT SAID : MOO AND THEN I SAID : BUZZ AT THAT TIME THERE WAS ONLY ONE ESCAPE I I CUT MY SELF IN HALF I PEED ON ONE HALF AND THE OTHER HALF JUMPED INTO THE THING A WINDOW APPEARD AND TOLD ME I WAS LOST FOR EVER 
BUT THEN I FOUND MY SELF ON THE TOP OF A CHOCLOTE COVER MOUNTIN WITH CHOCLOTE COVERD BKINI BABES FOR I MOMOENT I THOUGHT I WAS IN PARADISE BUT THEN 90000 TON BRICK FELL ON MY HEAD AND KNOCKED ME INTO NEXT WEEK BUT THEN I PRESSED OPTION AND HELP I CONATCTED CAUSTOMER SERVICE THEY TOLD ME I NEED TO PAY OnE CHEEZ FOR THEM TO GET ME TO A NEW SERVER I TOLD THEM : BUZZ. THEN I PEED ON MY SELF A WINDOW APPEARD AND SAID : YOU ARE DEAD!!! THEN I FLEW AGIN WITH 1 WING ON MY HALF BODY I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND SAW MY OTHER HALF FLYING ASWELL 
I STUCK MY SELF TOGATHER AND CUT OFF MY WINGS YET AGIN I FELL AND IFELL AND THEN I LANDED ONTO THE COWS BACK WE I FELL ON IT SO HARD THAT A WINDOW APPEARD AND SAID YOU FELL ON THAT COW SO HARD NOW IT IS A PART OF YOU MOO . 
I TOOK A BOTTLE OF WAINE AND I THREW IT IN THE AIR FOR NO REASON THEN I DIED AGIN BUT THIS TIME I WAS TO HEAVY TO BE LIFTED WITH MY ANGEL WINGS BECUSE OF THE COW THATS IS STUCK TO ME NOW AND THEN A WINDOW APPAEARD AND SAID : THE STORY OF ERROR .... THEN SUDDENLY CAME THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE EVERY THING STOPED AND TUREND BLUE THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING ON THE SCREEN....... ERROR
LOL i just love this story dont you
There is in Error with in this page please press alt and F4 to fix the proplem
There is in Error with in this page please press alt and F4 to fix the proplem