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NGE One-Liners

Lets make one liners bashing the NGE!

"Thoughout the years of SWG existance, SOE has constantly nerfed professions, so nerfing the game isn't anything new to them."

Make your own one-liner in here!


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  • chlaoschlaos Member Posts: 1,118

    Ummm....lets see.   "Screw teh NGE"   

    How about that?  

    "The man who exchanges Liberty for Iconic classes is a fool deserving of neither." - Me and Ben Franklin

  • GozzarGozzar Member UncommonPosts: 387
    soe capitalism defined




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  • chlaoschlaos Member Posts: 1,118
    " Muthafuggin Jedi in a Muthafuggin MMO"

    "The man who exchanges Liberty for Iconic classes is a fool deserving of neither." - Me and Ben Franklin

  • MX13MX13 Member Posts: 2,489


    Originally posted by Unknown888
    Lets make one liners bashing the NGE!

    "Thoughout the years of SWG existance, SOE has constantly nerfed professions, so nerfing the game isn't anything new to them."

    Make your own one-liner in here!


    The most Iconic Quote of the NGE:

    "Get on board the Falcon Kid, this place is gonna blow!" - Han Solo

    Oh, how right you were Han...

    I'll start my own SWG... with Black Jack... and Hookers!!!

    In fact, forget the SWG!!!!

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  • DraconLord87DraconLord87 Member Posts: 23
    SoE told us NGE stood for New Game Enhancments, what it really means is Noobish Gambe Enomfgthissux@$$

  • UbermanUberman Member Posts: 340


    Originally posted by chlaos
    " Muthafuggin Jedi in a Muthafuggin MMO"

    Gets my vote. 


  • GorairGorair Member Posts: 959

    Body by fischer. Mind by Fisher Price.

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951
    Star Wars isn't STAR WARZY enough

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    $OE lies list
    http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0
    "
    And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "

  • Wildcat84Wildcat84 Member Posts: 2,304


    Originally posted by MX13

    Originally posted by Unknown888
    Lets make one liners bashing the NGE!

    "Thoughout the years of SWG existance, SOE has constantly nerfed professions, so nerfing the game isn't anything new to them."

    Make your own one-liner in here!

    The most Iconic Quote of the NGE:

    "Get on board the Falcon Kid, this place is gonna blow!" - Han Solo

    Oh, how right you were Han...


    Yep, Han knew the truth.

  • MrArchyMrArchy Member Posts: 643

    "Give us 6 months.  If you still think it sucks after that point, we'll roll it back, k?"

       -J. Smedley

    SWG Veteran and Refugee, Intrepid server
    NGE free as of Nov. 22, 2005
    Now Playing: World of Warcrack
    Forum Terrorist
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  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183


    Originally posted by chlaos

    Ummm....lets see.   "Fuck teh NGE"   
    How about that?  


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  • GunFodderGunFodder Member Posts: 28


    Originally posted by MrArchy

    "Give us 6 months.  If you still think it sucks after that point, we'll roll it back, k?"
       -J. Smedley


    Is there any possibility that this quote is real? Do you by chance have a link?

    Sorry, but I have a hard time believing that Smed could ever say something like that...EVER.


  • JestorRodoJestorRodo Member UncommonPosts: 2,642
    " The NGE - its not anyones Star Wars anymore"

    Unaware of the Jestor?
    http://about.me/JestorRodo/

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  • TrubadurenTrubaduren Member Posts: 575

    I'd think i go for more, "Hi im a SOE dev, i cant count to 32 so lets make it 9 proffesions"

    ;)

    Starwars Galaxies, An Empier Diveded, That's what it says on my box anyway.

  • MrArchyMrArchy Member Posts: 643


    Originally posted by GunFodder

    Originally posted by MrArchy

    "Give us 6 months.  If you still think it sucks after that point, we'll roll it back, k?"
       -J. Smedley

    Is there any possibility that this quote is real? Do you by chance have a link?

    Sorry, but I have a hard time believing that Smed could ever say something like that...EVER.




    Lessee here...........link............in a thread about one-liners.................no can do, made that one up.  It's a joke - y'see.  Parody.  It's a play on Smed's comment to give the NGE 6 months, but he never mentioned a rollback.  Pull yer head out.

    SWG Veteran and Refugee, Intrepid server
    NGE free as of Nov. 22, 2005
    Now Playing: World of Warcrack
    Forum Terrorist
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  • ElnatorElnator Member Posts: 6,077
    "Just give us 6 more months to finish it..."

    Currently Playing: Dungeons and Dragons Online.
    Sig image Pending
    Still in: A couple Betas

  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    "What an amazing smell you've discovered" - H. Solo.

    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
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    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
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  • iskareotiskareot Member Posts: 2,143


    Originally posted by GunFodder

    Originally posted by MrArchy

    "Give us 6 months.  If you still think it sucks after that point, we'll roll it back, k?"
       -J. Smedley

    Is there any possibility that this quote is real? Do you by chance have a link?

    Sorry, but I have a hard time believing that Smed could ever say something like that...EVER.




    OH my see this guy has no idea what was said...

    Yes they said they would look at the NGE after 6 months and review it... needless to say it came and went and was kept very quiet.

    I even think they once again deleted that post by Smedley.. due to them fucking this up so bad.

    So yes... this statement is true and alone these lines.   They really messed up by saying this.

    But it's just another one of the missleadings and lies given... nothing new really.

    ______________________________
    I usually picture the Career builder commercial with the room full of monkeys and upside down sales chart when thinking about the SOE/SWG decision making process.....
    SOE's John Blakely and Todd Fiala issued a warning: "Don't make our mistakes." Ref NGE
    Winner of the worst MMOS goes to.... the NGE and SWG..!!! http://www.mmorpg.com/showFeature.cfm?loadFeature=1034&bhcp=1

  • iskareotiskareot Member Posts: 2,143


    Originally posted by Elnator
    "Just give us 6 more months to finish it..."


    Rofl another one...

    Man this is sad and yet true and yet sad aging.

    ______________________________
    I usually picture the Career builder commercial with the room full of monkeys and upside down sales chart when thinking about the SOE/SWG decision making process.....
    SOE's John Blakely and Todd Fiala issued a warning: "Don't make our mistakes." Ref NGE
    Winner of the worst MMOS goes to.... the NGE and SWG..!!! http://www.mmorpg.com/showFeature.cfm?loadFeature=1034&bhcp=1

  • kairaenekairaene Member Posts: 256
    I always said:

    "Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided should be renamed to Star Wars:  Remnants of the Old Republic.  The game is a virtual wasteland with dead cities everywhere.  Makes sense to me..."


  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714

    how about

    this game blows

  • Plasuma!!!Plasuma!!! Member Posts: 1,872
    SWG is Disneyland in space.
  • haxxjoohaxxjoo Member Posts: 924
    "This Helios dev unit has a bad motivator." -Louk Skywallkerz (luke Skywalker was taken)
  • TillerTiller Member LegendaryPosts: 11,488

    "If you don't enjoy it, by all means go play something else" -Julio "Hoolio" Torres

    SWG Bloodfin vet
    Elder Jedi/Elder Bounty Hunter
     
  • drewdowndrewdown Member UncommonPosts: 65

    "Tastes like Alderan!"















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