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  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass. So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, " Prepare to see the inside of

    Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.

  • BigDogofBriaBigDogofBria Member Posts: 147
    the bad hole."

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass. So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached...

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079
    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass. So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344


    Originally posted by WantsumBier
    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass. So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina


  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    which vibrated sporadically


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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by
    the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on
    one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had
    aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
    punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
    major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand.


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  • JackcoltJackcolt Member UncommonPosts: 2,170
    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by
    the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on
    one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had
    aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
    punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
    major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja Looked 


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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand.

    In an instant

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • ZerogenumZerogenum Member Posts: 391
    the world ended

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671

    The ninja looked surprised
    In an instant, the world ended up flat
    (creative editing ftw )




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  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake.

    Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Which was nice


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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • johnyspiperjohnyspiper Member Posts: 77
    Had a boat

  • ZerogenumZerogenum Member Posts: 391
    then got nuked

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  • johnyspiperjohnyspiper Member Posts: 77
    By the gnome

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf."

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
    FIN
    -Sorry if this kills the story, just wondering if anyone can save it.

    Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
    FIN.  
    But then out

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918


    Originally posted by kimosabe

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
    FIN
    That same gnome...
    -Sorry if this kills the story, just wondering if anyone can save it. Yeah let's try to save the story!


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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    But then out came that same gnome with green

    (yet more creative editing, and could the retards stop trying to end this story prematurely.)




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  • IM_ERRORIM_ERROR Member Posts: 21

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
    FIN.

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio active muffins

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    which glowed faintly

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  • dratinidratini Member Posts: 74
    oh my god

    I got two Words for you

    SUCK IT!

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