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The Top 20 National Slogans

outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

Afghanistan -- Celebrating 25 years of civil war

Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.

Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.

Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France.

Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.

Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.

China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!

Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.

Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us.

Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.

Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.

Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.

Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?

Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.

South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.

Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist.

Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.

Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!

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Comments

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457
    America -- Every other society in the world is inferior to ours.
  • zieenzieen Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 414

    Oh sweet nationalism.

    The modern MMORPG is simply not worthy, of the acronym RPG. The straight grind and lack of atmosphere leave me with no choice. From this day forth, World of Warcraft, Everquest 2, and all the games like them shall be referred to as PIGCRAP. People In Guilds Constantly Raiding And Power-leveling

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    Great Britain - If you think our teeth are bad you should taste our food!

    Just messing around Baff

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.



  • Originally posted by WantsumBier

    Great Britain - If you think our teeth are bad you should taste our food!
    Just messing around Baff


    I lived in the UK for several years...

    Bad teeth? I never really noticed.

    Bad food? The absolute worst on Earth! Shit, if it weren't for the Kabahb stands those poor people wouldn't have anything decent to eat at all!

    I miss GB so much.
  • ZerogenumZerogenum Member Posts: 391
    Good read, i laughed. ;D

    Zerogenum - MixMatched BH Carbineer Template of the Gods, Kettemoor PRE CU SWG.

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457


    Originally posted by poopypants
    I lived in the UK for several years...

    Bad teeth? I never really noticed.



    That's because we are all raised to eat with our mouths closed.
  • PraetorianiPraetoriani Member Posts: 1,147

    Hah, good stuff, especially the China one *points to avatar, even though he didn't actually get run over*. Quick - do one for the Netherlands! 


  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    The Netherlands - Come get high below sea level.

    All in good fun!

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • scaramooshscaramoosh Member Posts: 3,424
    Dunno where the bad teeth thing comes from : Everyone i know has perfect teeth

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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079


    Originally posted by scaramoosh
    Dunno where the bad teeth thing comes from : Everyone i know has perfect teeth

    It is a stereotype... along the same lines as all Americans are war mongering red necks.

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433


    Originally posted by outfctrl .
    Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.



    Quebec -- "Je me souviens"  Which can be translated to: "I remember".  Depending on the situation it might apply to the conquest, to any unfairness, to the French abandoning us in NA, to the fact we are part of pre-1982 Canada while the rest is part of a 1982+ Canada without us, yeah the rambling can start!  It was "La belle province" for a long time, which can translate to: "The cute state"  or something among these lines! 

    In North America each State/Province has a Slogan, these are state/province-wise, not national-wise.

    - "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren

  • MeonMeon Member Posts: 993


    Originally posted by WantsumBier
    The Netherlands - Come get high below sea level.All in good fun! image

    I see Amsterdam's "coffeeshops" have become famous...

  • PraetorianiPraetoriani Member Posts: 1,147


    Originally posted by WantsumBier

    Originally posted by scaramoosh
    Dunno where the bad teeth thing comes from : Everyone i know has perfect teeth
    It is a stereotype... along the same lines as all Americans are war mongering red necks.

    You mean to say they aren't?

    My life is a lie!


  • Originally posted by baff

    Originally posted by poopypants
    I lived in the UK for several years...

    Bad teeth? I never really noticed.


    That's because we are all raised to eat with our mouths closed.


    You smile, right?

    I know many of your young ladies did...some of the prettiest girls on earth!
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