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  • CooktasticoCooktastico Member Posts: 599
     

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG)
    pink from RADIATION!
  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG)
    pink from RADIATION! The gonme said,

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG)
    pink from RADIATION! The gonme said," Who's your Daddy?"

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG)
    pink from RADIATION! The gonme said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    an old lady




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  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344

    whom was senile

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079
    , but very horny

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988

    She Smelled Like

    Neptus - FFXI - Pandemonium
    Neptus - WoW - Detheroc

  • BababooeyBababooey Member Posts: 322
    very diluted diarrhea

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  • ZerogenumZerogenum Member Posts: 391
    and everyone died.

    Zerogenum - MixMatched BH Carbineer Template of the Gods, Kettemoor PRE CU SWG.

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    and everyone died. Then came a

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    surrealistic fruit machine



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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115


    Originally posted by Cowinspace

    There Once Was an
    old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always
    enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed
    that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had
    aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
    punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
    major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But
    then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which
    glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said,"
    Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed





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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115

    There Once
    Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who
    always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he
    noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had
    aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
    punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
    major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But
    then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which
    glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said,"
    Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but
    very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit!


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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Whilst tangerine kitties




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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • AldaronAldaron Member Posts: 1,048
    Originally posted by WantsumBier

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volley

    "Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671

    There Once Was an
    old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always
    enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed
    that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had
    aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
    punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
    major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But
    then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which
    glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said,"
    Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but
    very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip


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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.

    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip.  1,000,000 midgets preformed

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344


    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip.  1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance


  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115


    Originally posted by Vanillacream

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip.  1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of.



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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698


    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by Vanillacream

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

    Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
    narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
    children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
    plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
    buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
    had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.

     So he traveled to the east,
    to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
    In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN

    But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

    Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties
    frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip.  1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex.






  • ZerogenumZerogenum Member Posts: 391
    Followed by extinction

    Zerogenum - MixMatched BH Carbineer Template of the Gods, Kettemoor PRE CU SWG.

  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344

    The bodies mutated

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