The Covenant (1# Movie?!)

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Can somone tell me how this is the number 1 movie in America right now. The movie seems so cheezy. I mean in the preview the guy blew the girl skirt up and she had a FLAT ASS with french-cut panties on. How can you . . .

So did anyone see this movie yet? Is anyone going to dare see this movie?

Blurr · September 2006

I'll probably see it eventually.

I think it was number 1 just because it's got late-teens angst and special effects and no other good movies came out the same time as it, lol.

On the other hand, I did see Crank and that was a GREAT movie.

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

LOL. I bet it was the whole MySpace community lol. I want to see CRANK though.

DaEm0n · September 2006

I saw it. The storyline is alright.

If you've seen Volcano High, then that gives you an impression of what the fighting scenes are like.

My favorite scene is when the Mustang crashes on the truck, blows up, then flies back together. The graphics could have been better, but it's the originality that I like about that scene.

Xexima · September 2006

Was it no good? From the commercials it looked pretty cool.

LilithIshtar · September 2006

It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

DaEm0n · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

Wow. Now that's saying something.

Xexima · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

So your a lesbian? Thats hot.

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Originally posted by DaEm0n

I saw it. The storyline is alright.
If you've seen Volcano High, then that gives you an impression of what the fighting scenes are like.
My favorite scene is when the Mustang crashes on the truck, blows up, then flies back together. The graphics could have been better, but it's the originality that I like about that scene.

I loved Volcano High. I need to buy that on DVD.

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

LOL are you sure about that? I'd got to take another look at the preview comerical. I'm pretty sure it was flat (not worth blowing up a skirt for), but I don't mind showing her a think or two (I swear I talk the talk but no walk the walk). I think the face was cute.

LilithIshtar · September 2006

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

LOL are you sure about that? I'd got to take another look at the preview comerical. I'm pretty sure it was flat (not worth blowing up a skirt for), but I don't mind showing her a think or two (I swear I talk the talk but no walk the walk). I think the face was cute.

Im sure. And her ass doesn't need to be as fat as her head for it to be good either. Keep in mind when a girl is laid flat, her ass goes flat too, even when floating in mid air, because there is no pressure on it like when you are standing.

And no Im not a lesbian, Im bi. I just prefer girls over males. ^^

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

LOL are you sure about that? I'd got to take another look at the preview comerical. I'm pretty sure it was flat (not worth blowing up a skirt for), but I don't mind showing her a think or two (I swear I talk the talk but no walk the walk). I think the face was cute.

Im sure. And her ass doesn't need to be as fat as her head for it to be good either. Keep in mind when a girl is laid flat, her ass goes flat too, even when floating in mid air, because there is no pressure on it like when you are standing.

And no Im not a lesbian, Im bi. I just prefer girls over males. ^^

That's wrong. Why not us?!

Neptus · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
Originally posted by LilithIshtarIt was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo :3And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^
LOL are you sure about that? I'd got to take another look at the preview comerical. I'm pretty sure it was flat (not worth blowing up a skirt for), but I don't mind showing her a think or two (I swear I talk the talk but no walk the walk). I think the face was cute.
Im sure. And her ass doesn't need to be as fat as her head for it to be good either. Keep in mind when a girl is laid flat, her ass goes flat too, even when floating in mid air, because there is no pressure on it like when you are standing.And no Im not a lesbian, Im bi. I just prefer girls over males. ^^

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

Kuzzle · September 2006

Originally posted by Neptus

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

I'm sorry, LilithIshtar, but I'm going to have to agree with Neptus on this one.

On a seperate note, big butt=not good... at least, in my opinion. I didn't see the movie, and I don't remember any of the non-explosion-y bits of the commercial in all that much detail, so I don't really know, but... I mean, I think the girl was probably hot. My memory's just way fuzzy, is all.

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Originally posted by Kuzzle

Originally posted by Neptus

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

I'm sorry, LilithIshtar, but I'm going to have to agree with Neptus on this one.

On a seperate note, big butt=not good... at least, in my opinion. I didn't see the movie, and I don't remember any of the non-explosion-y bits of the commercial in all that much detail, so I don't really know, but... I mean, I think the girl was probably hot. My memory's just way fuzzy, is all.

It don't need to be big. It just was flat as a pancake. I could drop a quarter on it and it would drop straight down. Now I'm not saying I don't like girls with flat asses (uhh i don't know...im not much of a guy who uhh...damn), but I mean if you going to make a movie of some guy blowing up some girls skirt, make it at least a little plump. Plump enough to drop it like it's hot.

I just find that him blowing up the skirt of a flat ass, he abvisouly like booty or thong, wichever one but a flat butt + thong = ehhh...so I just think that didn't make sense. lol.

Kuzzle · September 2006

You know what's great about "pancake" butts? They go great with syrup, butter, strawberries, and whipped cream! ...And you eat them with a fork.

O.O

Why would I say that?! Ugh, this site has warped me...

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

...I have never herd such a thing. That is funny though...

shamall · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by LilithIshtar
It was good, I liked it. Than again Im into witch craft soo

And by the way, that "girl" has a great ass. If I was male and had a dick I'd screw her from behind if I could. ^^

LOL are you sure about that? I'd got to take another look at the preview comerical. I'm pretty sure it was flat (not worth blowing up a skirt for), but I don't mind showing her a think or two (I swear I talk the talk but no walk the walk). I think the face was cute.

Im sure. And her ass doesn't need to be as fat as her head for it to be good either. Keep in mind when a girl is laid flat, her ass goes flat too, even when floating in mid air, because there is no pressure on it like when you are standing.

And no Im not a lesbian, Im bi. I just prefer girls over males. ^^

MMMMMMM! hot girl on girl action........ WORNING!

LilithIshtar · September 2006

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by Kuzzle

Originally posted by Neptus

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

I'm sorry, LilithIshtar, but I'm going to have to agree with Neptus on this one.

On a seperate note, big butt=not good... at least, in my opinion. I didn't see the movie, and I don't remember any of the non-explosion-y bits of the commercial in all that much detail, so I don't really know, but... I mean, I think the girl was probably hot. My memory's just way fuzzy, is all.

It don't need to be big. It just was flat as a pancake. I could drop a quarter on it and it would drop straight down. Now I'm not saying I don't like girls with flat asses (uhh i don't know...im not much of a guy who uhh...damn), but I mean if you going to make a movie of some guy blowing up some girls skirt, make it at least a little plump. Plump enough to drop it like it's hot.

I just find that him blowing up the skirt of a flat ass, he abvisouly like booty or thong, wichever one but a flat butt + thong = ehhh...so I just think that didn't make sense. lol.

Lol you seem to have eye sight issues. It wasn't flat in any way what so ever. But whatever. ^^

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

Originally posted by LilithIshtar

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by Kuzzle

Originally posted by Neptus

Holy shit this thread is awesome.

I'm sorry, LilithIshtar, but I'm going to have to agree with Neptus on this one.

On a seperate note, big butt=not good... at least, in my opinion. I didn't see the movie, and I don't remember any of the non-explosion-y bits of the commercial in all that much detail, so I don't really know, but... I mean, I think the girl was probably hot. My memory's just way fuzzy, is all.

It don't need to be big. It just was flat as a pancake. I could drop a quarter on it and it would drop straight down. Now I'm not saying I don't like girls with flat asses (uhh i don't know...im not much of a guy who uhh...damn), but I mean if you going to make a movie of some guy blowing up some girls skirt, make it at least a little plump. Plump enough to drop it like it's hot.

I just find that him blowing up the skirt of a flat ass, he abvisouly like booty or thong, wichever one but a flat butt + thong = ehhh...so I just think that didn't make sense. lol.

Lol you seem to have eye sight issues. It wasn't flat in any way what so ever. But whatever. ^^

Maybe I do... I'll see if I can pull in time to recheck.

Vanillacream · September 2006

It has a sort of "The Lost Boys" feel to it.

And when I saw the trailer for it I was "Oh, this seems interesting", but then it turned into some teenage rockfest with thumping rock music and flashes of girls and boy bodys etc etc. I thought I was going to throw up.

Looks like utter shit. Like most triller/horror movies out nowadays. We can thank all these brain dead teens that keep paying cash to go see that crap each time that flicks like that are getting passed.

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

"And when I saw the trailer for it I was "Oh, this seems interesting",
but then it turned into some teenage rockfest with thumping rock music
and flashes of girls and boy bodys etc etc. I thought I was going to
throw up."

That is the same way I felt. That is when I noticed it's not worth my time what so ever. I swear, I think I can make a movie to appeal to everyone...

izebecool · September 2006

I saw it... it was alright the end sucked to me... good story but it went kinda slow at first then it went too fast at the end... Also the acting was kinda bad... It was still good but not as good as Underworld! Underworld kicked assssss!

shae · September 2006

Cute boys, cute girls, magic and decent music... How could it be all that bad. Seems to be a very equation based movie though.

You can just imagine some studio producer sitting in this office somewhere in Hollywood, thinking something like "Ok, we take Dawson's Creek, meets Undeworld, meets The Coven, make sure there's lots of hot bodies around, throw in a bunch of tunes the 'kiddies' like and blam! We've go ourselves a hit!"

Rikimaru_X · September 2006

I'm pretty sure that happend many times shae. Many times...

IcoGames · September 2006

Perhaps it's the least crapiest of what's currently on the market?

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