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How to Get Myself Banned

BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002
Well, I've got 2 more days left on my SWG subscription. And after playing that mess, I don't think I'll ever be coming back. I put up my rant but, surprisingly enough, I still made it out alright. I'm thinking I need to do something a little more drastic. Plus, it's Sunday. If I remember correctly, the mods go to bed early tonight.

Any ideas on how I can get myself a perma-ban?


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  • GozzarGozzar Member UncommonPosts: 387


    Originally posted by Bissrok
    Well, I've got 2 more days left on my SWG subscription. And after playing that mess, I don't think I'll ever be coming back. I put up my rant but, surprisingly enough, I still made it out alright. I'm thinking I need to do something a little more drastic. Plus, it's Sunday. If I remember correctly, the mods go to bed early tonight.

    Any ideas on how I can get myself a perma-ban?


    I dont know about you guys but I love smedly

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  • ObraikObraik Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,261
    Is it really that hard to think up a way to get banned? :P

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  • drewdowndrewdown Member UncommonPosts: 65
    Maybe post a definition of "trolling" so the mods will feel dumb....

    Then they will tell you you're trolling and ban you!


  • RekrulRekrul Member Posts: 2,961
    What, forums to complex for you?

    Need a new accessible experience?

    Forum enhancements perhaps? With a /ban self button? Walkthrough on how to get banned? A tutorial on banning?

    Meh, pre-nge people didn't need to ask for help to get banned.


  • ClackamasClackamas Member Posts: 776


    Originally posted by Bissrok
    Well, I've got 2 more days left on my SWG subscription. And after playing that mess, I don't think I'll ever be coming back. I put up my rant but, surprisingly enough, I still made it out alright. I'm thinking I need to do something a little more drastic. Plus, it's Sunday. If I remember correctly, the mods go to bed early tonight.

    Any ideas on how I can get myself a perma-ban?




    Put a guide for Nadias on how to, err, find a mate.  Make sure you point out the "enhancements" Nadias will need to succeed.  And don't forget a few pre-CU plugs as well.
  • BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002
    I've already bashed every part of the game and yelled at the mods. They didn't even send me a warning. Emu's old news, I've already said "PRE-CU FTW!!"... I've even been sending the devs PMs, pointing them in the direction of my rant and saying "Hey, 7 pages of people hate every part of your game. You should probably look into that".

    This is a lot harder then I was expecting it to be.


  • PyscoJuggaloPyscoJuggalo Member UncommonPosts: 1,114
    I got banned once for telling people to cancel their subscriptions, maybe you could try that out?

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    --When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii.
    --In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses.
    --The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
    --CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.

  • ClackamasClackamas Member Posts: 776


    Originally posted by Bissrok

    This is a lot harder then I was expecting it to be.




    Maybe it is just taking longer..?
  • RekrulRekrul Member Posts: 2,961


    Originally posted by Bissrok

    This is a lot harder then I was expecting it to be.




    And here goes. Whaaa, it's too hard. I don't want to work to get banned.

    Whine some more, and they'll change the forums to have only 3 links: "Browse topics", "Post topic" and "Ban self"

    The ADD generation is just horrible.

    In the old days people had to work hard to get themselves banned. Up hill in the snow and all that...


    You could of course try advertising the unmentionable thing or linking to here.
  • BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002


    Originally posted by Rekrul

    Originally posted by Bissrok

    This is a lot harder then I was expecting it to be.



    And here goes. Whaaa, it's too hard. I don't want to work to get banned.

    Whine some more, and they'll change the forums to have only 3 links: "Browse topics", "Post topic" and "Ban self"

    The ADD generation is just horrible.

    In the old days people had to work hard to get themselves banned. Up hill in the snow and all that...


    You could of course try advertising the unmentionable thing or linking to here.


    You're an idiot.

    Anyway, I think I'll keep harassing the devs. The community already knows my feelings on the subject, I don't wanna spam their boards. Maybe I'll have time to leave some flamebait before they check their messages.

  • ClackamasClackamas Member Posts: 776


    Originally posted by Bissrok

    Originally posted by Rekrul

    Originally posted by Bissrok



    You're an idiot.

    Anyway, I think I'll keep harassing the devs. The community already knows my feelings on the subject, I don't wanna spam their boards. Maybe I'll have time to leave some flamebait before they check their messages.



    I am telling ya, dude, without spamming the boards, compare Nadias "enhancements" to the NGE and why Nadias has trouble dating.

  • nthnaounnthnaoun Member Posts: 1,438



    Originally posted by Bissrok

    You're an idiot.

    Anyway, I think I'll keep harassing the devs. The community already knows my feelings on the subject, I don't wanna spam their boards. Maybe I'll have time to leave some flamebait before they check their messages.




     Your're calling him an idiot, but you are immature enough to want to get yourself banned?

    I'm having a hard time finding the logic in this argument.

  • JestorRodoJestorRodo Member UncommonPosts: 2,642
      Gee , You just have to keep posting nasty posts even if they are RP in nature and then they will relieve you of their services . Post "love that Jestor" That should do the trick

    Unaware of the Jestor?
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  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214

    Maybe you are having a hard time getting banned because the Devs maybe having a good time laughing at you. But seriously asking for help to get yourself banned is really odd. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • Unknown888Unknown888 Member Posts: 28
    Harassing the DEVs isn't the way to get yourself banned. This is because it is retarded. By being retarded, the devs will actually like you more because you are the prime example of what they are targetting --- stupid clickfest loving people. The only way to get banned on a whim is to create an intelligent post on why the New Game Enhancements suck. They will see that intelligence, be scared, and ban you right on the spot. But it MUST be intelligent, because if it ain't, the devs just shrug it off. The devs are nervous that the intelligent people will knock reality to the stupid people still playing the game, so they ban them right after they give a full and detaied explanation of why the NGE sucks.

    That's why you hear all these stories with intelligent people giving good reasons why pre-CU was the best SWG being banned, while the un-intelligent ones that just say, "NGE SUCXXORS" aren't. "NGE SUCXXORS" people who are still subscribed to the game is the target audience of SoE now, since 99.9% of people know that it does.


  • jrscottjrscott Member Posts: 1,252

    Don't listen to the anti-trolling trolls , this is a fun idea.  Best possible use of your last couple of days.  Get some bang for your buck.  Go out with a bang and not a whimper. Try posting something like:

    Come play our pre-CU server at http://pre-cu4evah.not-soe.com.  Show us proof you canceled your SWG account and we will give you free access forever.  Cancel two accounts and you get free cookies and milk.  Act now, free accounts are limited!

    That might do it.  Might get you in trouble too, but you didn't say anything about that. 

    I realize I said I quit. I never said it was forever :)

  • chlaoschlaos Member Posts: 1,118


    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    I got banned once for telling people to cancel their subscriptions, maybe you could try that out?

    Throw in descriptions of some exploits, even if you have to make them up.   Post the rumor about julio having smeds love child.  

    "The man who exchanges Liberty for Iconic classes is a fool deserving of neither." - Me and Ben Franklin

  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183


    Originally posted by chlaos

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    I got banned once for telling people to cancel their subscriptions, maybe you could try that out?
    Throw in descriptions of some exploits, even if you have to make them up.   Post the rumor about julio having smeds love child.  

    What is this pre-school ? Do you actually think ,Such comments will make the op look anything more than a moron?

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


  • PyscoJuggaloPyscoJuggalo Member UncommonPosts: 1,114


    Originally posted by Malickiebloo

    Originally posted by chlaos

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    I got banned once for telling people to cancel their subscriptions, maybe you could try that out?
    Throw in descriptions of some exploits, even if you have to make them up.   Post the rumor about julio having smeds love child.  

    What is this pre-school ? Do you actually think ,Such comments will make the op look anything more than a moron?


    Well this is exactly what I said:

    "If you are sticking with this game because of 'potential' then cancel and wait until they put that potential in."

    I also said "if you do not enjoy the gameplay, then please cancel.  Game play will not change if you stay subscribed."

    I also told jedi "you know what would stick it to SOE for nerfing you, quitting!  Then those bastarrds will learn!" <-I said this because I am a jedi hater though

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    --When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii.
    --In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses.
    --The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
    --CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.

  • jrscottjrscott Member Posts: 1,252


    Originally posted by Malickiebloo
    What is this pre-school ? Do you actually think ,Such comments will make the op look anything more than a moron?


    Methinks you miss the point.  The OP asked how to get banned, not how to act mature or intelligent.  I've seen the OP post in an intelligent manner before, he knows how.  He's just having difficulty getting the ban-stick.  You have not experienced the complete SWG experience without being banned from their forum.  Do not deny him his enjoyment. 

    I realize I said I quit. I never said it was forever :)

  • suskesuske Member Posts: 714

    post something about how you are a wookie, and want to have a player event where you marry your ingame

    same-sex ewok lover.

  • drewdowndrewdown Member UncommonPosts: 65
    Actually the OP already made the now famous post...

    He looked anything but a moron... go read it



  • ArtifacTArtifacT Member Posts: 222


    Originally posted by drewdown
    Actually the OP already made the now famous post...

    He looked anything but a moron... go read it





    seriously all these people are posting about how he is immature or an idiot or retarded or whatever when theyre basically making themselves look stupid by posting about something that they dont even know the whole story behind.... yeah kinda gets on my nerves

    i dunno how u could get banned... i was sure that ur loooong post would have done it but now.. i dunno O_O
  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183


    Originally posted by jrscott

    Originally posted by Malickiebloo
    What is this pre-school ? Do you actually think ,Such comments will make the op look anything more than a moron?

    Methinks you miss the point.  The OP asked how to get banned, not how to act mature or intelligent.  I've seen the OP post in an intelligent manner before, he knows how.  He's just having difficulty getting the ban-stick.  You have not experienced the complete SWG experience without being banned from their forum.  Do not deny him his enjoyment. 


    Actually had nothing to do with the op but comments by another poster , Getting the ban stick isn't hard at all bTW . And it dosen't require outdated gay jokes .

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


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