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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A USKO DEV

ogcoreyogcorey Member Posts: 41
in Knight Online

Wakes up screaming from a nightmare that usko went bankrupt and he lost his job.
Eats cocao pepples and goes to watch morning cartoons for afew hours. Goes to his
computer in his star trek pajamas and starts to consult with the other devs. They
decide to make a new server for the expanding number of turks playing (and o yea
those usa guys).

Updates site stating that a new server Logos is coming out september 1st. Then he
remembers that he is going to a big star trek convention for afew days. Frantically
thinks of some way to neutralize the situation. Celebration! yes thats it, a big
celebration so they wont be as mad. Feels relieved then goes to watch tv for afew
more hours.

In the middle of watching Dr.Phil he thinks to himself, hmm maybe a celebration isnt
enough. We need a well though out and planned excuse. Consults the other devs but
non of them know what to say. Then he rubs his captain Kirk doll and thinks really
hard. Hmm i know what we should say. The server has compatibility issues, yea thats
it compatibility issues. None of those americans should question this.

Goes to star trek convention and has a jolly time. Reaches back september 1st
afternoon with lots of star trek posters and "action figures". Posts on site that
the server had compatibility issues and could not be realeased. Gets a bag of
cheetos and goes to watch tv.


Comments

  • lightning560lightning560 Member Posts: 24
    How does that have anything to do with Knight Online? If I missed something please tell me where the connection with Knght Online is.   

    You can't hide from the eye...

    SHARINGAN!

  • DeezstuNDeezstuN Member Posts: 38
    I am completely lost........................ If I was not at work I would have stopped after the first sentence of that post.
  • icu2heheicu2hehe Member Posts: 5
    He was being sarcastic.  Basically he was pointing out that K2 Networks (the real name of the company hosting Knight Online) has a lax attitude with regards to the game and management thereof.  When Startrek is more important than giving the players what was promised in the form of a new server named Logos.
  • DeezstuNDeezstuN Member Posts: 38
    I'm sorry, I was just trying to be funny..... I guess it wasn't.  I shall go bury my head in the toilet.......
  • DeletedAcctDeletedAcct Member Posts: 883

    Just give the f*cking game to the Turks. They own it already because of K2s incompetance to deal with any issue regarding griefers, exploiters, and asshats. All of which fall under the heading of Turks in that game.

  • DeezstuNDeezstuN Member Posts: 38

    LMFAO, everyone is welcome to join my clans on 3 different servers, FTHETURKS.  Funnier part is, they don't know what the F it means.............

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