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  • MMO_ManMMO_Man Member Posts: 666
    yo mamma looks like Larry the cable guy


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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918



    Originally posted by W-Addict

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    Noblelgion's momma is so busted up that The ACLU couldn't even get her a job as a greeter at Walmart.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so fat, the food banks now have secret passwords.

    Yo mama so ugly, even the Statue of Liberty turned her back.

    Yo mama so stupid, she was paid in cat food to make Mike Tyson look smart.

    Yo mama so ugly, she developed cataracts as a self-preservation tactic.

    Yo mama so fat, Ethiopians crowd around her waitng for chunks to fall.

    Yo mama so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road.

    Yo mama so fat, Jenny Craig finally admitted she can't help everyone.

    Yo mama so ugly, the city declared her a Code Enforcement violation.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so fat, keeping her out of the fridge qualifies as a daily workout regiment.

  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    Your momma so big, she dont take pictures, she takes posters.


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  • W-AddictW-Addict Member Posts: 23



    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
    Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to taco bell the mexicans saw her and they went back to mexico



    LOL GODOFWAR AND NOBLELEGION WIN!
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918



    Originally posted by W-Addict



    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
    Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to taco bell the mexicans saw her and they went back to mexico


    LOL GODOFWAR AND NOBLELEGION WIN!

    pshh I guess quanitity beats quality and origionality.

    W-addict's mom is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a row of ball park hot dogs

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • W-AddictW-Addict Member Posts: 23
    yo mama so old she went to antique store and they kept her
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    You're mom is so old and dusty that windex uses her as a test subject in comercials.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457
    yo mama writes your posts for you.
  • SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094

    Your mama is your 2 dads and a chemistry set!!!!

    {(RIP)} SWG

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Your mom is so ugly that I was the only dick she could get. 


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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so old, she farts dust.

    yo mama so stupid, she snorts it.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Your mom's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow.




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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama is like McDonald's, over 1 Billion served.

  •     Your mom is so fat, it take her 2 trips to haul ass.
  • NintendoLordNintendoLord Member Posts: 22
    yo mamas so old, when she was at school history was called current affairsimage

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  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    your mama so big, I tried to drive around her but i ran out of gas..

    You mamma so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday



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    What's your Wu Name?
    Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
    "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698

    Originally posted by methane47

    You mamma so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday

    lol in RL


  • BlazingRazinBlazingRazin Member Posts: 37


    Originally posted by methane47
    your mama so big, I tried to drive around her but i ran out of gas..You mamma so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday
    that was on yo mama..
  • BlazingRazinBlazingRazin Member Posts: 37

    yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
    yo mama is so ugly the docter slapped your grandma, , the milk man, the paper boy, your uncle and yo grandad

    Owned

  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E,
    F, G-String.

    Yo mama's so
    fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall screaming "OHH YEAHH".

    Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

    Yo
    mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.






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    What's your Wu Name?
    Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
    "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
    <i>ME<i>

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor sued yo grandma for malpractice.

    Yo mama so old, when god said "Let there be light", she threw the switch.

    Yo mama so old, you have to slap the archaeologists off her.

    Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, Shamu had to ask her to move so he could get by.

    Yo mama so fat, Osamas been hiding in her folds for months.

  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Your mother is so fat, she has a severe heart disease.

    Your mother is so dumb, she didn't get a good grade on a test.


    ROFLOLOLOLOL



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  • karlz0rkarlz0r Member Posts: 158
    Yo mama so fat that she couldn't find papa under her in bed


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