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SOE is like a Dark age kingdom (Beenlow post gave me a vision)

Fanfare "Presenting, from the San deigo providence, His majesty BEENLOW THE LOATHING" Fanfair

 

Up Rolls a gold guilded carrage and out pops a a prissy royality type, all the while dirty and starving peasant gather round.

" Ah well hello then, how are my fine citizens today." beenlow states all cheerfully

Peasants," Beenlow, Sir the hoardes have burned our farms and raided our town we have nothing to eat we beg you to please our children will die"

Beenlow," Now then, surely you can hunt something to feed this family of yours"

Peasants," but SIR, the King ownes all the land and has decreed that poaching with be a offence that warrents a swift death"

 

Beenlow, in  gitty laugh," Oh my that is a pickle LOL", dont fret my good people I have come to offer help, NOW HEAR THIS ALL PEASANTS ARE ENTITLED TO TAKE ONE PEICE OF FIREWOOD PER FAMILY. There now you see good sir I do care."

Peasants biting their tounges," Oh yes ,thank you sir, your too kind."

Beenlow wisk around with purple cape whipping behind him and he darts off to the SOE Royal Hall.

 

Peasants wait for next member of royality to come and hopefully throw scrapes his way.

 

Sound familiar 

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