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Dear Ex-LOM players , Do you Recognise any of these?

A check list of all your favorite and not so favorite Pets.


1. 'The Drop Squatter' - No matter where a drop lands this blighter always comes to rest on it!

2. 'The Action Hero' - Whatever it's state of health it'll head right too the centre of the action.

3. 'The Bo Peep' - Doesn't matter if your in open desert this stupid pet is going to get lost. Walls please don't mention walls.

4. 'The Leg Hugger' - This one seems to hand back from combat , always behind you , and last to lvl.

5. 'The Line Backer' - Working as a team they block your every path.

6. ' The RainMag' - Hasn't got a clue as to what the hell is going on , Probably thinks it's a real maggot.

7. 'The Sacrifice' - The one who runs into a swarm of mobs while you're moving fairly quickly in the other direction (Suggested by Psychic)

8. 'The 5k Splat' - The obnoxious little bugger that turns into a exploding bag of vomit after you have used one and a half Bunnies of MP.

9. 'The One Shot Wonder' - One of the better Mag's always brings a smile.

10. 'The Backstabber' - Gets to a decent lvl then untames and bites you in the ass. (suggested by DarkOdin)

11. 'The Quitter' - Gets leveled up nice and blue then he lays down and dies? (a Smertal suggestion)

12. 'The Leader' - The mag which always tends to lvl, when you want them to lvl equally. (a TaSkTuO suggestion)

13. 'The Stubborn level 7' - You can spend all day and you wont retame this git! (Suggested by Blue Geezer - Phoenix)

14. 'The Red Rage' - After your first shock it hurls itself at the nearest mob daring you to follow. (thx BUCKAROO)

15. 'The Mystery' - Just where DID! that maggot go?

16. 'The Expletive!' - With this vicious mag you spend more time repeling than taming "will you *%£$@&;! leave me the heck alone!"

17. 'The Switch Hitter' - The mag that can never decide which mob to attack. (a Bionics suggestion)

18. 'The Detective' - The mag that can always find something to hit even when your alone. (another Bionics suggestion)

19. 'The Headbutter' - While his four brothers are engaged in combat with several enraged Boar. He protects them from the extremly dangerous wall that lies between them. Do Mag's take asprin?

20. 'The Slacker' - This poor thing tries and tries , but while his friends are aproaching level 4 or 5 he's still stuck on level 1. You know what his school report said "Lacks effort , must try harder".

21. 'The Lurer' - Possibly one of the worst pets too have . While engaed in a battle that you know is just about your limit. This mag brings several more mobs into the fray. Also has the habit of waking stoned mobs. (Suggested by Damo125)

22. 'The Forever Friend' - Will this beast ever untame? Did it forgot it's watch I wonder.

23. 'Old Faithful' - The rarest mag of all , it retames at every attempt and can last all day. (56Ker's have never seen this beast)

24. 'The Assasin!' - Found prowling the border town shops.

25. 'The Spiderman' - Just like it's namesake seems to stick to every wall it encounters.

26. 'The Battersea' - Passed from owner to owner at the end of every hunt.

27. 'The Hudini' - Vanishes for a length of time only to turn up with a completely empty rev bar.

28. 'The Con Artist' - You crack a fresh bunnie , then drink a pot only for it to tame on the very next shot.

29. 'The PinkFloyd' - Mostly found in ST 7 , it gets pushed around alot by warriors and is by far the most lazy maggot.

30. 'The Duracell Maggy' - when you just pause for a breather this fella never stops moving.


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