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So my GF breaks up wth me cause i dont pay attention.

d_sk12d_sk12 Member Posts: 130
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She was blabbiring on about something

dumb i bet i dont really know

i wasint paying attention

then she says i dont take her seriously

WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW

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Theres an evil monkey in my closet hes gone BANANA'S!!
help me!

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  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    Congratulations on discovering two things.

    1. your a normal male

    2. We dont find anything women say (apart from yes) interesting in the slightest

    I have been married for almost 10 years and if I had a $1 for everytime my wife has said "ARE YOU EVEN LISTEING TO ME????" Id have a Leir Jet on 24 hour standby.

    I am convinced its genetic or something, maybe it goes back to when you had to be listening carfully to lions sneaking up on you or something that allows men to tune out stuff they dont relate to....

    I dunno  

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  • JasmineRoseJasmineRose Member Posts: 178
      I think thats the part of my hubby that annoys me so much,, I know most times he doesnt listen but once in awhile I swear he is then the next thing I know he tells me  " you didnt say that, if I'd have known that " blah blah blah.... its a good thing us women are more intentive than men because if we listened as poorly as the men did I bet all hell would break loose.

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW
    Welcome to the life of a true pimp.



    JK LOL. You need to at least act like you give a damn about what they are talking about.



    And what is it with all these popularity contest relationships nowadays? I swear to God, grade schoolers are in a relationship more often than me. Maybe my generally apathetic outlook on the shallowness of 99% of relationships turns me off of them a bit.
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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW
    You have never had a girlfriend, have you?

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • JasmineRoseJasmineRose Member Posts: 178
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW

    Welcome to the life of a true pimp.



    JK LOL. You need to at least act like you give a damn about what they are talking about.



    And what is it with all these popularity contest relationships nowadays? I swear to God, grade schoolers are in a relationship more often than me. Maybe my generally apathetic outlook on the shallowness of 99% of relationships turns me off of them a bit

     

    I think the grade schooler listen to their girlfriends better than the adults do. Go Figure!   <3

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  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    And what is it with all these popularity contest relationships nowadays? I swear to God, grade schoolers are in a relationship more often than me. Maybe my generally apathetic outlook on the shallowness of 99% of relationships turns me off of them a bit.
    But your natural good looks make the ladies go wild.

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • d_sk12d_sk12 Member Posts: 130
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW
    You have never had a girlfriend, have you?

    yes plenty of more

    but they bore me

    there like

    OMG! janet is going out with chad

    i dont give a hoot!

    like i said wow is my new gf cause it won't break up with me

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    Theres an evil monkey in my closet hes gone BANANA'S!!
    help me!

  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Sk:



    Will you go out with me?

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Heh, why wasn't you listening to your girl man? I mean there is times that if you got the point you don't have to listen to the story, but sounds like you was just out of it. That's sad man. I brought you flowers.

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  • LostGraceLostGrace Member Posts: 380
    I listen.

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  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755
    Why would you ask out a girl that bores you so much?



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  • d_sk12d_sk12 Member Posts: 130

    *cough*sex*cough*

    sry ke11 i dont like frogs

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    Theres an evil monkey in my closet hes gone BANANA'S!!
    help me!

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by d_sk12


    *cough*sex*cough*
    sry ke11 i dont like frogs
    I hate you. I'm going to find you and fight you.



    Oh, and make sure you burn blubber so she gets preggers.
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  • d_sk12d_sk12 Member Posts: 130

    Bring it phil

    see you on the streetz ooo

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    Theres an evil monkey in my closet hes gone BANANA'S!!
    help me!

  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Selling tickets for Joe v Sk, also can be seen on television, pay per view.

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by kel11

    Selling tickets for Joe v Sk, also can be seen on television, pay per view.

    Watch out, I bring a gun to a knife fight.
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  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173
    Originally posted by d_sk12

    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW
    You have never had a girlfriend, have you?

    yes plenty of more

    but they bore me

    there like

    OMG! janet is going out with chad

    i dont give a hoot!

    like i said wow is my new gf cause it won't break up with me

    Maybe you should date males.  Either that or prepare for this the rest of your life.  
  • RonnyRulzRonnyRulz Member Posts: 479

    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.

    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......

    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.

    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.

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  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755
    Originally posted by RonnyRulz


    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.
    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......
    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.
    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.
    My friend is dating an ugly fat chick for sex, and he's 15.

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  • RonnyRulzRonnyRulz Member Posts: 479
    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz


    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.
    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......
    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.
    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.
    My friend is dating an ugly fat chick for sex, and he's 15.

    Wow.....that sucks......for both of them.

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  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755
    Originally posted by RonnyRulz

    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz


    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.
    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......
    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.
    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.
    My friend is dating an ugly fat chick for sex, and he's 15.

    Wow.....that sucks......for both of them. Yep, and he called me jealous when I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him. This story belongs in another thread maybe?

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz

    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz


    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.
    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......
    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.
    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.
    My friend is dating an ugly fat chick for sex, and he's 15.

    Wow.....that sucks......for both of them. Yep, and he called me jealous when I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him. This story belongs in another thread maybe?

    Fat girls need lovin' too, they just have to pay for it.
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  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz

    Originally posted by Nierro

    Originally posted by RonnyRulz


    It's so pathetic what the average male is in most relationships.
    They're missing out on so much, their relationships are crappy and pathetic, and they just plain FAIL as boyfriends and husbands, yet when their wife cheats on them or leaves them they wonder "What went wrong?" And people wonder why divorce rates are so ridiculously high......
    I am fully convinced that most human beings in america (At LEAST 90%, if not 99%) will never know anywhere near what a real healthy relationship is like, and will never know anywhere near the pleasures of such a healthy relationship.
    I'm not talking about perfect relationships either, I'm just talking about the basic healthy ones. American society is so screwed up, it's really sad.
    My friend is dating an ugly fat chick for sex, and he's 15.

    Wow.....that sucks......for both of them. Yep, and he called me jealous when I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him. This story belongs in another thread maybe?

    Fat girls need lovin' too, they just have to pay for it.

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  • d_sk12d_sk12 Member Posts: 130

    no thnx fat chicks

    when you have sex you think there looking at you

    but there actually looking at the burger next to you

     

    and they will probley think your P*nis is a oscomir wiener

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    Theres an evil monkey in my closet hes gone BANANA'S!!
    help me!

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178
    Originally posted by d_sk12


    She was blabbiring on about something
    dumb i bet i dont really know
    i wasint paying attention
    then she says i dont take her seriously
    WTF? i dont care my new gf is WoW NoW

    First off women don't realize WE DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THEIR DOG/CAT, they don't get it!

    I have no idea why the broad would care about my 65 rogue in wow, let alone me giving a flying fuck about her cat/dog (catdog?)

    Second off: Women you surely must realize guys are self centered son's of (b)'s , look if you aren't talking about something that involves us, (something that messes us up) and sex. We don't care. Food? Yeah you got my attention... Your new loriel pari lip balm? It's just lube anyhow.

    Keepin it real.

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