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MY APPLICATION: Community Director at Mythic

DeathpooperDeathpooper Member Posts: 265
in Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
Hey Guys! I'm applying for Community Director position at EA Mythic. Here is my resume:



About myself.

I'm 20 years old. English is my second language. I have a strong accent. And I don't know a lot of words either.

So, don't expect me a) to speak in public, b) write any articles, c) waking up early.



Education.

I passed English with C+ average in high school. I don't have a degree yet nor plan to get one. I'm in college ATM,

but in different field. I also have 100+ posts and counting on MMORPG.com forums.



Experience.

My phenomenal experience can compensate for lack of English skills and college education. I have been working

at McDonalds for a month before i quit. While giving out food, I was taking feedback from customers. "Ketchup please" or just 

simple "Thanks" and many other comments. Visited a lot of forums.



Employee expectations.

I demand at least 50k a year, sick days, 10 days of vacation minimum, to play games a work.





I strongly believe that I have everything it takes to be a Community Director. Directing Community is my passion.

Please support me!

Comments

  • IainatorIainator Member Posts: 55

    lol.

    'nuff said.

    Playing - --
    Played - AO, CoH/CoV, DDO, Eve, Guildwars, LOTRO, WoW.
    Waiting - For WAR, Fury.

  • megastlbmegastlb Member Posts: 15
  • GonodilGonodil Member Posts: 335
    I have more posts, hence, im more qualified and deserve higher pay.
  • healz4uhealz4u Member Posts: 1,065
    Originally posted by Deathpooper





    Employee expectations.

    I demand at least 50k a year, sick days, 10 days of vacation minimum, to play games a work.







    I would change the word "demand." 





    Good luck!
  • NoctiqueNoctique Member Posts: 216
    I don't think his application was serious in the slightest, he can demand all he wants, might get a reply of no thank you as a maxium?

    Die Noctique, By Day and Night

  • AkaiHimoXAkaiHimoX Member Posts: 15
    LoL, Interesting.
  • JTJT Member Posts: 401

    Considering Mythic has the best Community Department of all MMOG's put together. This post is uncalled for, even as a joke.

  • KeoghKeogh Member Posts: 1,099
    Originally posted by Deathpooper

    Hey Guys! I'm applying for Community Director position at EA Mythic. Here is my resume:



    About myself.

    I'm 20 years old. English is my second language. I have a strong accent. And I don't know a lot of words either.

    So, don't expect me a) to speak in public, b) write any articles, c) waking up early.



    Education.

    I passed English with C+ average in high school. I don't have a degree yet nor plan to get one. I'm in college ATM,

    but in different field. I also have 100+ posts and counting on MMORPG.com forums.



    Experience.

    My phenomenal experience can compensate for lack of English skills and college education. I have been working

    at McDonalds for a month before i quit. While giving out food, I was taking feedback from customers. "Ketchup please" or just 

    simple "Thanks" and many other comments. Visited a lot of forums.



    Employee expectations.

    I demand at least 50k a year, sick days, 10 days of vacation minimum, to play games a work.





    I strongly believe that I have everything it takes to be a Community Director. Directing Community is my passion.

    Please support me!



    Since English is your second language, I'll type slow.

    T   h   a   t       s    o    u    n    d   s           v      e      r     y            g         o         o         d.

    I recommend that you get out more often.

     

     

    "Don't corpse-camp that idea. Its never gonna rez"
    Bladezz (The Guild)

  • Hoobley_deletedHoobley_deleted Member Posts: 677
    Originally posted by Deathpooper

    Hey Guys! I'm applying for Community Director position at EA Mythic. Here is my resume:



    About myself.

    I'm 20 years old. English is my second language. I have a strong accent. And I don't know a lot of words either.

    So, don't expect me a) to speak in public, b) write any articles, c) waking up early.



    Education.

    I passed English with C+ average in high school. I don't have a degree yet nor plan to get one. I'm in college ATM,

    but in different field. I also have 100+ posts and counting on MMORPG.com forums.



    Experience.

    My phenomenal experience can compensate for lack of English skills and college education. I have been working

    at McDonalds for a month before i quit. While giving out food, I was taking feedback from customers. "Ketchup please" or just 

    simple "Thanks" and many other comments. Visited a lot of forums.



    Employee expectations.

    I demand at least 50k a year, sick days, 10 days of vacation minimum, to play games a work.





    I strongly believe that I have everything it takes to be a Community Director. Directing Community is my passion.

    Please support me!
    Need a reference? I'd be glad to help you out.
  • tapeworm00tapeworm00 Member Posts: 549
    You got the job, congratulations!
  • 0k210k21 Member Posts: 866
    yeah that pretty much was rather uncalled for albeit a bit insulting to people who work in the industry and really don't have proper qualifications and get in on pure hard work -_-

    Quoting people doesn't make you clever, in fact, it makes you all the more stupid for not bothering to read the quotes you post in the first place.

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