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Focus*Bankai

there is probably a thread already but i jus hafta put this out. lol my friend tried to cyber and this is how it turns out. haha everytime i read it i cant stop laughing !!! ENJOY!!

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

ViolentY

No, your friend didn't try to cyber. That's been all over the internet...

Next you'll be saying you made All Your Base.

Gameloading

I'm willing to bet you never even met bloodninja and, for some reason or another you find a need to make others believe he is your friend. Yes, I read bash.org as well.

MajorBiggs

Originally posted by Gameloading


Yes, I read bash.org as well.

this

tvalentine

lol first time i read it and it was funny.

Astropuyo

Originally posted by tvalentine


lol first time i read it and it was funny.

I made the hampster dance too.

No really I did, who the hell would lie about making the worst viral "thing ever"?

I would.

Lieke me plzthnxuvm <insert typical pre-teen anime style emoticon I.E ^_^, or possibly ^_~>

Vampir

cyber sex has been around in mmo's since mmo's.

there is nothing shocking or notable about 99.99% of the stories that come from it.

this one doesn't even rank on the maybe to be posted on the slowest forums day ever.

Until i read a story that says they ban accounts for it, or an admin of a game is caught doing it while on duty, or if it is indeed proven to actually be britney spears this time, it is entirely boring.