Yeah at the back of the store I work at..well I called myself helping the environment so I picked up a piece of trash and all of a sudden 12 of these guys ran down a tree so I started running. I was chased by about 8 squirrels when I was a kid (about 8 years old) in a park. They wanted my Peanut Butter sandwich and I cried and ran my way to the Libra. So I kinda knew what this situation was going to turn out to be so I sprint. These squirrels was FAST. As I was running to the front of the store 2 of them flew on my back. I don't know HOW THEY DID BUT THEY DID. I managed to get one off, but the other crawled up in my hair (mini fro) so I slapped that one off. I didn't make it far to get to the front so I saw that one of the other stores in the plaza had a guy smoking, holding the door open. He sees me running to him and he sees these squirrels chasing me so he knew what to do. I dashed in, he shut the door. One got his body crushed between the door. Poor thing. The guy was laughing his balls off. I explained to him the story than went up to the front of the store. I threw the trash I picked up in the garbage. Then as I was walking to my job, 3 of them was looking at me at the top of a small planted tree. I jogged back inside my job and stayed in for about a good hour. I would have never thought this would happen to me again.
I applaud you for having the nerve to sit there to count 12 of them. Moving and such it must of been difficult. And no pics? Come on now if any normal person got attacked by these they would run not stop to count. Also don't squirrels relatively stay in small 2 or 4 packs. I never seen more then 2 or 4 in one tree or in a pack ever in my life and I feed them every week in my back yard. Plus in other areas of the US I noticed they rarely have 2 or so together.
Anyway, good made up story if it is. If not, good balls to allow them to attack you while you count.
Your strange man. Bumping a topic like this for poor excuse that it's made up? I have to look back to see if they are still FOLLOWING ME. Being the QUICK COUNTER I am, I counted how many were chasing me in about 5- seconds. See I can dash and while dashing turn my head and look behind me. It must take you a good while to get a number eh? No pics? I'm running, why would I want to think about taking a picture of being chased by something that could harm me? I don't know much about how they roll in a little pack, but it's 12 during the time I was being chased.
Are you serious man? lol
Haha I am a strange man and a deep heavy thinker. And no I didn't bump this old thread, I posted thinking it was new. The dude above me (guy above my first post in this thread) bumped it, I didn't see the date this thread was made till today LOL!!
Last year, when I went on vacation to Maine, my sister was walking up from the beach (she was 9), when some seagull flew over her head, and crapped directly in her eye (like, on the cornea). I wanted to help her, but I was too busy laughing, as was anybody within earshot of hearing "...The bird pooped in my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
And once when I was 8, I was tubing in the lake at my aunt's house when I started being eaten by kivers. I literally had to swim to shore as fast as I could to shore because they were eating my flesh. My back was covered in bite marks, and they broke the skin in a few places.
Ahhh, childhood memories. Also, I don't care about thread-mancy as long as it's a good thread, and this one gets my seal of approval.
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im prettu sure this is the same thread...
im prettu sure this is the same thread...
Oh I know :P Put when I saw the title before clicking I didn't, so I just though for a second that it happened again.
I applaud you for having the nerve to sit there to count 12 of them. Moving and such it must of been difficult. And no pics? Come on now if any normal person got attacked by these they would run not stop to count. Also don't squirrels relatively stay in small 2 or 4 packs. I never seen more then 2 or 4 in one tree or in a pack ever in my life and I feed them every week in my back yard. Plus in other areas of the US I noticed they rarely have 2 or so together.Anyway, good made up story if it is. If not, good balls to allow them to attack you while you count.
Your strange man. Bumping a topic like this for poor excuse that it's made up? I have to look back to see if they are still FOLLOWING ME. Being the QUICK COUNTER I am, I counted how many were chasing me in about 5- seconds. See I can dash and while dashing turn my head and look behind me. It must take you a good while to get a number eh? No pics? I'm running, why would I want to think about taking a picture of being chased by something that could harm me? I don't know much about how they roll in a little pack, but it's 12 during the time I was being chased.
Are you serious man? lol
Haha I am a strange man and a deep heavy thinker. And no I didn't bump this old thread, I posted thinking it was new. The dude above me (guy above my first post in this thread) bumped it, I didn't see the date this thread was made till today LOL!!
Anyway who bumps threads this old.
Last year, when I went on vacation to Maine, my sister was walking up from the beach (she was 9), when some seagull flew over her head, and crapped directly in her eye (like, on the cornea). I wanted to help her, but I was too busy laughing, as was anybody within earshot of hearing "...The bird pooped in my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
And once when I was 8, I was tubing in the lake at my aunt's house when I started being eaten by kivers. I literally had to swim to shore as fast as I could to shore because they were eating my flesh. My back was covered in bite marks, and they broke the skin in a few places.
Ahhh, childhood memories. Also, I don't care about thread-mancy as long as it's a good thread, and this one gets my seal of approval.
Never mess with a squirrels' nuts.