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Worst joke ive ever heard.
METALDRAG0N
Member Posts: 1,680
You know those one liner jokes you usually get in Christmas crackers well you get them on penguin biscuit packets too and they are just as bad. I had one for lunch today and i have to say whoever wrote this one was a bit inept.
Why cant a penguin fly an airplane?
Because he has no money.
So the point of this topic is post a truly terrible joke you have experience or if its REALLY good post a good one.
"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
-- Jean Rostand
Comments
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Pirate interruption.
Pirate inter.....
ARRRGGGHHHH!
I like it though. Cheesy and corny, but still bad and great.
Also, a funny joke when someone is drunk. Hand them a piece of paper with the following words and have them read it aloud:
Eye em re todd id, sofa king re todd id. Goes for a quick laugh.