Impossible Life Goals

Vampir

I thought it would be "interesting" to post about impossible goals that people had that generally they will never achieve unless we have a lot of blue moons.

for instance

I want to know what a platypus tastes like.

Also I want to train a cat to do the job of  sight seeing dog.

Please lets think of something interesting not just the i want to bang X number of chicks, or buy blah blah car.

and riki i already know your going to say something like "im a ninja so i have or can do all these things"

Bigdavo

Nothing is impossible, there's only varying degrees of difficulty, and wtf is a life goal meant to be if it's impossible? A life goal has to have some motivation, too palm off one of your life goals as impossible it ceases to become a 'goal'. The title makes no sense.

If you try hard enough you can eat your goddam platypus. Just need the motivation, if it's impossible then it's not a goal.

MadAce

Originally posted by Vampir


I thought it would be "interesting" to post about impossible goals that people had that generally they will never achieve unless we have a lot of blue moons.
for instance
I want to know what a platypus tastes like.
Catch one. Bon a petit.
Also I want to train a cat to do the job of  sight seeing dog.
Possible. I even think it has been done.
Please lets think of something interesting not just the i want to bang X number of chicks, or buy blah blah car.
and riki i already know your going to say something like "im a ninja so i have or can do all these things"

I want to become ruler of the world. Yea, I mean that.

Godliest

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Originally posted by MadAce
Originally posted by Vampir I thought it would be "interesting" to post about impossible goals that people had that generally they will never achieve unless we have a lot of blue moons.
for instance
I want to know what a platypus tastes like.
Catch one. Bon a petit.
Also I want to train a cat to do the job of sight seeing dog.
Possible. I even think it has been done.
Please lets think of something interesting not just the i want to bang X number of chicks, or buy blah blah car.
and riki i already know your going to say something like "im a ninja so i have or can do all these things"

I want to become ruler of the world. Yea, I mean that.

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I want to start a revolution after he has became leader in order to make myself almighty ruler of the world.

Azeroth04

I want to have sex on an air hockey table.

 

noak

 ahhh the thought of sex in space !!!!!!

frodus

cat as a seeing eye dog walking down the street with a old woman behind it..now thats a funny one..ROFL

grimweeper

sit on the toilet for a whole day.  no joke.  Dont deny it when you sit on the toilet taking a shit you feel relaxed and away from everything happening in the world its just like your in your own little world while you sit there doing your business, you can have the worst day ever but when you sit on that toilet seat you feel good its sortof like a high, you know its true.