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The Worst Movie Ever.
AkaJetson
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? State why also.
Mines Fantastic 4.
Don't think i need to state why 
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Plan 9 from Outer Space
You can see the strings holding the paper plates, oops I mean space ships.
Bela Lugosi died before finishing shooting and they used an actor who was noticably different in height to finish his scenes.
Wow there are sooo many. I would have to say "Gymkata" I think that is how it was spelled.
It is the story of a gymnist that uses his gymnastic skills to defeat ninjas.
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I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Jerry McGuire.
Pathfinder. (And all Uwe Boll movies) I dont need to say more.
I have to agree with you on that one! And DAMN It looked so good from the preview!
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Gymkata!
Holy Cow that movie was BAD!
That was terrible! Thanks SO much for making me remember that; lol! I hate you!
My GF got Pathfinder because she thought it looked pretty...
I don't think she was impressed.
The Pirate Movie - Musical Pirates......need I say more?
Bren
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I'm sure that every movie with Paulie Shore in it ties for worst ever.
Of the movies Ive seen lately Id have to say The Fountain was teh suck.
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Redneck Zombies, it is so bad it is actually funny.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
Im torn between Battlefield Earth and Earthsea as worst in my book ....
Bloodrayne had nudity so it was spared.
I gave it a 9. You need to get your mind right before you see it.
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What the hell was that? I couldent watch the trailer, it was soooooo bad. The Gymkata trailer i could watch.
So this must be a winner.
Shooter.. with Mark Wahlberg.
Actually anything with Mark Wahlberg.
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Plan 9 from Outer Space
Sweet Insanity
Aunt Rose
Hmm I'm sure I've seen worst but I can just remember of Waterworld.
George of the Jungle with Brendan Fraser. To this day the only movie I have ever walked out of because it sucked so bad. Fantastic 4 sucked too, but I watched it on a plane so I fell a sleep no way I was walking out of that one.
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What the hell was that? I couldent watch the trailer, it was soooooo bad. The Gymkata trailer i could watch.
So this must be a winner.
Yup it's that bad. I had an ex-girlfriend that thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Made me sit through it like 12 times. Can anyone guess why she's now my ex?Bren
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Snakes on a Plane.
Redneck Zombies was filmed in my hometown....
The Pirate Movie pwned!
Well, it did in '85 or whenever it came out.
Worst movie ever was this one. Roommate in college had me watch it...you have to put down a $80 deposit to make sure the movie got returned to the rental store. Every second was dreadfully horrible, I should have walked away. I wanted to gouge my eyes with knitting needles and go into exile:
The second worst:
Followed by The Legend of Billy Jean and Nell.
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I've actually got all of you beat. I got this movie a few years ago when I was working at an advertising company. We got free DVD screeners and this happen to be one of the movies I picked up. This movie may not count though since it was never released in theaters (though at one point it must of been considered since there is a poster that was released with a theater release date).
URBAN MENACE
Starring Snoop Doggy Dogg
Here's a little review that might help out on how bad this movie is. Though this movie is actually so bad it becomes quite hilarious.
A fantastic home video comedy that unfortunately thinks it's a serious film. This is quite simply the most incoherent piece of nonsense ever to come to DVD. No I'm not going to call it a film because it isn't one as it was shot on digital video and has a look which resembles video captured from a digital camera with Pyun's trademark blue filter. In all honesty though, it's not as unwatchable as Crazy Six and the dialogue, the acting, the editing and the fact that you'll probably have no clue as to what is going on makes this absolutely hilarious to watch, especially with the commentary track.
What this video (not, it's not a film) resembles is a home video of a bunch of idiots running around an empty building with paintball guns pretending to be gangsta and going completely over the top with their dialogue and using the f word at the end of every second word. I had no idea who was the good guys or who was the bad guys, if there were any good guys that is. The acting is hilarious, especially Big Pun's mumbling and fact that he's obviously reading off cue cards behind camera. This is one of the worst performances I've ever seen, rivalling only Anna Nicole Smith in Skyscraper and Mario Van Peebles in Exterminator 2. A good 80% of the dialogue consists of the words "f*ck", "motherf*cker" and "n*gger".
Probably the funniest thing is that Albert Pyun comes completely clean about how bad this video is in the commentary. He admits that several members of the cast never met and were edited together to make it look like they were in conversation which is funny, because that is exactly what it looks like. Something which I have suspected he has done in several of his films. He also admits that one of the characters running around in black is actually Snoop Dogg's stunt double and not him, which is necessary if for a second you thought of trying to make the tiniest bit of sense out of this nonsense, because I had no idea this was even meant to be him as it could quite easily have been one of the many gang members. Snoop Dogg was only there for a limited amount of time, he also tells us in case we hadn't already guessed that. Being the first billed character, his face only flashes on and off a few times and then appears at the end, and his stunt double fills in for the rest and believe me, if you don't listen to the commentary you probably won't even realize that the stunt double is supposed to be him. He also tells us that several scenes were the same corridors we saw earlier, just with all the factory mess rearranged and shot in the opposite direction which is exactly what it looks like!
There's also plenty of continuity errors. Such as how did this preacher become so skilled with weapons? In one scene he takes out what I counted to be 17 people in a corridor and apparently has eyes on the back of his head. While viewing it I noticed that one of them even collapses without being shot at in the sea of falling bodies. I could go on and on but it would take all day, so for now I'll just point out the church with the laughable CGI flames!
The acting of Big Pun is really the only highlight. Here you have a person who is so fat that his talk turns into a mumble. This makes it impossible to grasp what he is saying.
If you like seeing "filmmaking" at the very bottom end of the spectrum then I seriously recommend you to check out this. Honestly, if enough people see this I think it could be come a Grade Z classic in the future, it has all the makings of it. This video is a joke, nothing more, nothing less and if you have a sense of humour, then this DVD is a lot of fun! There is just simply no way to take this seriously, and the fact that those involved seem quite unaware of it only adds to it.
Oh, and there's a "Disclaimer" from Ice-T at the start but don't worry, much of the stuff he says in that doesn't even happen in the film...
The Postman. I can't remember much, but it was dreadful & dreadfully long. Worst of all I don't think he even delivered a letter, what a sham.
I was gonna say Gigli....I was disappointed it was only #55 on this list:
BOTTOM 100 MOVIES
Battlefield Earth got the most votes, but it is not #1...
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"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Attack of the Killer Tomatos
Return of the Killer Tomatoes is a cult classic
Battlefield Earth did suck, but I can think of a number of worse movies.
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