Well, in that case Teala, I've got some Kung Pao Chicken right here for you. And you know what you can do with it.
She can EAT IT!... that's what you were thinking about... right?
Yep, but she has to eat it S-L-O-W-L-Y. That's the catch.
Frak no...just scarf it down! LOL!
Admit it, I'm turning you on, aren't I?
Actually I am so tired. I am going to bed. I need sleep. Lot's of sleep!
What the... ah come on... the least you could have done is played along...
Get some Lemon chicken, eat it slowly... and let the sauce drip down your chin....
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Frak! I guess I'll just have to post once again because Illius decided to keep playing. ::sigh:: Oh and this means I win again!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! I am the champion! Bestest ever thread warrior - ever!!!!!
Nah, I've just been sitting back waiting for the thread to turn dirty again.
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Nah, I've just been sitting back waiting for the thread to turn dirty again.
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
Maybe Teala doesn't like it when two guys team up on her...you know...verbally I mean.
Sure you did. lol...besides it is hard to get two guys in bed at the same time. Most are afraid of 2m-1f menage-a-trois, because of different reasons #1 being that he might actually touch something that belongs to the other guy. I have found also that even if it s 2f-1m they still feel a little uncomfortable because if the two girls seem to be enjoying each other to much he then feels like he is not performing or participating as he should be. And many guys I have talked to after the fact feel disappointed and let down. I was like, what did you expect, magical fireworks or something?
Nah, I've just been sitting back waiting for the thread to turn dirty again.
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
Maybe Teala doesn't like it when two guys team up on her...you know...verbally I mean.
Sure you did. lol...besides it is hard to get two guys in bed at the same time. Most are afraid of 2m-1f menage-a-trois, because of different reasons #1 being that he might actually touch something that belongs to the other guy. I have found also that even if it s 2f-1m they still feel a little uncomfortable because if the two girls seem to be enjoying each other to much he then feels like he is not performing or participating as he should be. And many guys I have talked to after the fact feel disappointed and let down. I was like, what did you expect, magical fireworks or something?
whoa whoa, un true.... Our balls can smack together all they want, as long as we're slammin you... (not you persay, a girlf in general)
But the two girls one guy thing, that can be true at times. Still doesn't bother me, even if they still enjoy themselves... =D
BOOYAH CA-SHA ZIN FOR ZE WINZ!
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
It takes some effort to please just one woman, so I'm not quite sure why you'd want to have 2 of them around at the same time. As for the 2 guys one girl thing, I don't think I'd care for that either.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
See you guys are so pre-ooccupied you never even saw me coming! I win!
You underestimate your competition, this will be your downfall.
That is all. And I win!
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Well.. banging two broads is nice, becuase you have two pretty faces, four nice breats, two fat asses, four long legs... its double the orgasm... IMO
and HvC FTW!
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
Woah...hey...wait a minute here. In this case I really was talking about verbally. On a public forum, I prefer sexual innuendo to outright graphic talk. It's more fun that way. Plus there's less chance of getting a weird image in your head.
Anyway, no, I am not an orgy guy. One woman at a time is my motto. Well, it's not really my motto, but it sounds like it could be a motto.
We should make a thread devoted innuendo and punns. I think that might be interesting.
by the way I'm winning.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
SO one day, I'm sitting there lounging when this girl said her cake was ready....
I said awesome... Let me take a look at this cake.. And by god it was the cleanest cake I have ever seen. I had to take out the whip cream to top it off.
I pretty much ate most of the cake.. And licked the frosting. It was that delicious.
XDDD
edit -
My jezus, I forgot... ((The Winning Guy..))
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
OMG I love this thread. You three are so funny. ^_^
It's what we do.
Though I'm not entirely sure it's intentional.. which I guess makes it that much better.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
OMG I love this thread. You three are so funny. ^_^
In that case, show us your boobs.
She can stay clothed. That way I can use my dirty imagination to do the disrobing.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
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I win
She can EAT IT!... that's what you were thinking about... right?
Yep, but she has to eat it S-L-O-W-L-Y. That's the catch.
Frak no...just scarf it down! LOL!
Admit it, I'm turning you on, aren't I?
Actually I am so tired. I am going to bed. I need sleep. Lot's of sleep!
What the... ah come on... the least you could have done is played along...
Get some Lemon chicken, eat it slowly... and let the sauce drip down your chin....
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
eww lemon chicken.
I wasn't aware they had internet in Oakville
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Hahaha....looks like I win yet again!
Oh no you didn't!
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Frak! I guess I'll just have to post once again because Illius decided to keep playing. ::sigh:: Oh and this means I win again!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! I am the champion! Bestest ever thread warrior - ever!!!!!
Nah, I've just been sitting back waiting for the thread to turn dirty again.
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
Maybe Teala doesn't like it when two guys team up on her...you know...verbally I mean.
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
Maybe Teala doesn't like it when two guys team up on her...you know...verbally I mean.
Sure you did. lol...besides it is hard to get two guys in bed at the same time. Most are afraid of 2m-1f menage-a-trois, because of different reasons #1 being that he might actually touch something that belongs to the other guy. I have found also that even if it s 2f-1m they still feel a little uncomfortable because if the two girls seem to be enjoying each other to much he then feels like he is not performing or participating as he should be. And many guys I have talked to after the fact feel disappointed and let down. I was like, what did you expect, magical fireworks or something?
I'm trying but Teala just doesn't want to play... dirty....
Maybe Teala doesn't like it when two guys team up on her...you know...verbally I mean.
Sure you did. lol...besides it is hard to get two guys in bed at the same time. Most are afraid of 2m-1f menage-a-trois, because of different reasons #1 being that he might actually touch something that belongs to the other guy. I have found also that even if it s 2f-1m they still feel a little uncomfortable because if the two girls seem to be enjoying each other to much he then feels like he is not performing or participating as he should be. And many guys I have talked to after the fact feel disappointed and let down. I was like, what did you expect, magical fireworks or something?
whoa whoa, un true.... Our balls can smack together all they want, as long as we're slammin you... (not you persay, a girlf in general)
But the two girls one guy thing, that can be true at times. Still doesn't bother me, even if they still enjoy themselves... =D
BOOYAH CA-SHA ZIN FOR ZE WINZ!
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
It takes some effort to please just one woman, so I'm not quite sure why you'd want to have 2 of them around at the same time. As for the 2 guys one girl thing, I don't think I'd care for that either.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
See you guys are so pre-ooccupied you never even saw me coming! I win!
You underestimate your competition, this will be your downfall.
That is all. And I win!
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Well.. banging two broads is nice, becuase you have two pretty faces, four nice breats, two fat asses, four long legs... its double the orgasm... IMO
and HvC FTW!
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
Woah...hey...wait a minute here. In this case I really was talking about verbally. On a public forum, I prefer sexual innuendo to outright graphic talk. It's more fun that way. Plus there's less chance of getting a weird image in your head.
Anyway, no, I am not an orgy guy. One woman at a time is my motto. Well, it's not really my motto, but it sounds like it could be a motto.
We should make a thread devoted innuendo and punns. I think that might be interesting.
by the way I'm winning.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
OMG I love this thread. You three are so funny. ^_^
SO one day, I'm sitting there lounging when this girl said her cake was ready....
I said awesome... Let me take a look at this cake.. And by god it was the cleanest cake I have ever seen. I had to take out the whip cream to top it off.
I pretty much ate most of the cake.. And licked the frosting. It was that delicious.
XDDD
edit -
My jezus, I forgot... ((The Winning Guy..))
______________________________
What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
It's what we do.
Though I'm not entirely sure it's intentional.. which I guess makes it that much better.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
In that case, show us your boobs.
In that case, show us your boobs.
She can stay clothed. That way I can use my dirty imagination to do the disrobing.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
In that case, show us your boobs.
Wait a sec....I could have swore...
Oh yea...and with this post here and now....
I WIN!