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MCEscher
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Backdrop
Long long ago, there was no difference between the heaven and human world… Every corner was filled with happiness until one day something unexpected happened. The archangel Lucifer fell in love with a girl; however this girl was already in love with another angel. Lucifer lost his mind and transmuted this girl into dew and the angel into starlight in order to separate the two lovers forever.
Lucifer knew he would be punished sooner or later, so he gathered a rebellious army and attempted to overthrow the rein of Jupiter. Afterwards, Lucifer and his rebel army failed and were expelled to Hell. Ever since Lucifer was expelled to hell, he has been planning his revenge. He is expanding his evil forces now, and has founded a demon-training camp, with the purpose being to destroy the Garden of Eden, and what’s worse, Lucifer believes it’s the right time to take his revenge on Jupiter.
Feature - The Unique Robot System
These special cute robots can not only benefit your gathering, but also can help you fight against loathsome monsters. The fat cat and the doggie appearances of the robots are very eye-catching and unique, and, in addition, there are cute penguin robots and teddy bear robots. Don’t miss the special Robot System if you like cute robots."
What the... what in the world is this talking about? Despite all the misspelled words, this is one nonsensical rant involving two separate mythologies and.. robots?!
Seriously, I laughed my ass off when I read this. This is something that belongs on engrish.com, not a game site.
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Ah, I dunno, it's better than most of the crap we get from stuff like this, you wanna see some bad engrish, you should try the 9 dragons site, some of the phrases there are utter gibberish. Probably one of my favorite lines ever:
" Regard sword as the law, the shovel is raped and seduce except that fierce! "
Lucifer.... Jupiter..... Garden of Eden.... Hades.... God.... Mt. Olympus....
Yeah, I'm confused....
I guess they figure you cant lose if you have robots. Everyone loves robots.
I've never posted on these boards before, but I've lurked around quite a bit.
I got invited to the closed beta for this game, so I thought, what the hell, I'll check it out and if it looks interesting, I'll try it. So I came here and read that very description the OP posted and thought the exact same thing.
I was immediately compelled to make my first post after reading this thread. Thank you for starting this. Especially since I was laughing at the thread title for almost 5 minutes.
Maybe I'm getting old, but this game made no sense to me either. It's such a weird combination of religion and pop culture that I wouldn't really blame people for being offended. I think I'll pass on this one.