6 Truths of Life

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6 truths of life:



1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.



2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.



3) The first truth is a lie.



4) You’re smiling now cause you are an idiot.



5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.



6) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

modjoe86

Wow, I feel stupid.

grimweeper

Originally posted by modjoe86


Wow, I feel stupid.

lmfao same here but its so right i did everything as the post predicted it thats pretty good

 

Draenor

My unstopable will power allowed me to not even crack a smile...though I did of course try to touch all of my teeth at once with my tongue, at which point I found that it is quite possible, just as it is to lick my own elbow...yes, it's true...I can do it...I show friends who don't believe me all the time.  Of course,I don't just randomly bring it up..I only do it after one of them comments about how impossible it is.

 

I'm very flexible for a big guy....6'2'' and 200 pounds and I can put my foot behind my head, go figure.

Coldmeat

I did none of the above.

Anyway, there's only one truth. You're going to die.

Rikimaru_X

Rikimaru knew 1st truth was a lie so he didn't read the rest. Ninjas will be watching the OP while he sleep tonight.

Coldmeat

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Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
Rikimaru knew 1st truth was a lie so he didn't read the rest. Ninjas will be watching the OP while he sleep tonight.

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All while the rest of us are watching ninjas.

Female ninjas, that is...

Rikimaru_X

Heh we had a whole topic on that actual image one day man. I almost tracked down the actual girl, but the hunch wasn't there. I can't remember if I did found that girl though, but I didn't care cuz I spent about 5 man hours in 2 days i think.

Anzie

Godliest

God damn it. Why do I always do exactly what is expected of me?

FilipinoFury

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


Heh we had a whole topic on that actual image one day man. I almost tracked down the actual girl, but the hunch wasn't there. I can't remember if I did found that girl though, but I didn't care cuz I spent about 5 man hours in 2 days i think.

Your welcome

b0rderline99

yup, i fell for all of them 

now im expecting whoever made this to pick my lotto numbers plz

Thecensored

The truth is, you can't lick your elbow.

Xexima

Originally posted by Draenor


My unstopable will power allowed me to not even crack a smile...though I did of course try to touch all of my teeth at once with my tongue, at which point I found that it is quite possible, just as it is to lick my own elbow...yes, it's true...I can do it...I show friends who don't believe me all the time.  Of course,I don't just randomly bring it up..I only do it after one of them comments about how impossible it is.
 
I'm very flexible for a big guy....6'2'' and 200 pounds and I can put my foot behind my head, go figure.

Wow, I can do that too.  I've never met another person that can lick their elbow.

Man1ac

Originally posted by Xexima

Originally posted by Draenor


My unstopable will power allowed me to not even crack a smile...though I did of course try to touch all of my teeth at once with my tongue, at which point I found that it is quite possible, just as it is to lick my own elbow...yes, it's true...I can do it...I show friends who don't believe me all the time.  Of course,I don't just randomly bring it up..I only do it after one of them comments about how impossible it is.
 
I'm very flexible for a big guy....6'2'' and 200 pounds and I can put my foot behind my head, go figure.

Wow, I can do that too.  I've never met another person that can lick their elbow.

So now there are three...I think I should found a can-lick-elbow club or something