Discoverey, the reasoning behind Starbucks' size naming.

CleffyII

After ordering a new holiday beverage from Starbucks, I finally figured out why Starbucks uses Tall, Grande, and Viente for its naming.  Its actually quite simple.  When you tag any of the names infront of a typical Starbucks beverage, it is impossible to make it sound masculine.

Try it for yourself and order a "Grande Eggnog Latte"

bezado

I can, just did it. Try a lower Octave with some power and deliberation. Works for me.

Coldmeat

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Originally posted by CleffyII
After ordering a new holiday beverage from Starbucks, I finally figured out why Starbucks uses Tall, Grande, and Viente for its naming. Its actually quite simple. When you tag any of the names infront of a typical Starbucks beverage, it is impossible to make it sound masculine.
Try it for yourself and order a "Grande Eggnog Latte"

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Protip: The simple fact that you are ordering a Latte anything makes you a woman. Or Emo. Maybe both.

Next time, go in, grab the tit at the counter by the lapel of his/her Old Navy shirt, and yell in their face, with spittle flecked ferocity*, "I want black coffee, fucker".

Protip II: Dark roasts make you more manly.

* Well, as much ferocity as someone that has ever ordered a Latte can aspire to.

xxthecorexx

anything from starbucks always gives me the shitz.

 

i'll stick with my coffee from Quick Chek tyvm.