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Soild proof that TR is weaksauce

MacksumMacksum Member Posts: 49

Hi, I'm Macksum.  Mmmorpg.com Ive been lurking your forums for years seldomly posting.  But there is something I'm afraid I should bring up to you.

 

I've never lol'ed from a video game intro before.  Oh my god, watch it twice.

Watch it three times

Merry Christmas guys.

 

P.S.

I might even type out a few key lines of the dialog if people don't agree.

lol

Just listen to the lyrics

 

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  • ElRenmazuoElRenmazuo Member RarePosts: 5,361

    I dont get it, I thought the trailer was good. unless your saying their are subliminal messages or something.

  • katriellkatriell Member UncommonPosts: 977

    I don't have sound, what is it?

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  • MithrandolirMithrandolir Member UncommonPosts: 1,701

    Something in this thread is weak alright, but it's not TR nor sauce.

     

  • KurirKurir Member UncommonPosts: 244

    Yeah I watched it as well and I'm wracking my brain trying to figure out what the hell this guy is talking about?

    Damn I missed the sign that says don't feed the Trolls...

  • Rayx0rRayx0r Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,902

    maybe you should recede into lurking again.

    your thread delivered a truckload of fail

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  • fuzzi1983fuzzi1983 Member UncommonPosts: 142

    Macksum = weaksouce

     

    Maybe he got the wrong video?  Who knows

  • MacksumMacksum Member Posts: 49

    What I'm trying to say is the story line is prude.  And I didn't stop laughing through the whole video.  You start laughing within the first 5 seconds.  As the narrator says outrageous and unbeleivable and unfathomable statements I can't stop from laughing harder and harder as the story builds.  I've never lol'ed from a video game intro before.  I'm sorry guys, give the mmorpg genre 8 more months and we'll all be happy.

     

    Tabula Rasa is the not the droids your looking for.

  • i_own_ui_own_u Member UncommonPosts: 314

    I know what your saying but I do not think its funny. They are just trying to look into the future to what might happen. I don't think there is anything funny about that. Accually, Tabula Rasa if you didnt know means "Clean Slate". It accually derives from a Christian person named John Locke (Not the guy from Lost). Who used the phrase to help describe our existance. xD

  • MacksumMacksum Member Posts: 49

    The video intro takes place in modern age.  And a large massive alien war comes to earth, but our leaders knew about it coming and knew about a whole buncha alien shit.  THEN the government hand picks people strong fighters and then the government takes alien technology and makes "wurm portals to send you to an alien war thats been raging for aions on planets you never even knew existed."  But then on the planet the soldiers follow a "secret prophecy" blahahlalhahal lol.

  • RanyrRanyr Member UncommonPosts: 212

     

     Edit: I'm bad for feeding the trolls. Why can't I delete my own posts?

  • MacksumMacksum Member Posts: 49

    I take all games seriously.  I've never laughed from an MMORPG from all games. I don't even know how the game is it, I didn't even try.  And I'm not trolling.

  • pussaykatpussaykat Member Posts: 791
    Originally posted by Macksum


    The video intro takes place in modern age.  And a large massive alien war comes to earth, but our leaders knew about it coming and knew about a whole buncha alien shit.  THEN the government hand picks people strong fighters and then the government takes alien technology and makes "wurm portals to send you to an alien war thats been raging for aions on planets you never even knew existed."  But then on the planet the soldiers follow a "secret prophecy" blahahlalhahal lol.

    Explain to me how that's any worse than a bunch of elves fighting a bunch of orcs with swords and magic because they don't like eachother.

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  • HricaHrica Member UncommonPosts: 1,129

    umm....  I just don't get it.

    Maybe to much holiday spirit and eggnog made you see visions of sugar plums or some thing

    The intro is kinda nice

     

  • MacksumMacksum Member Posts: 49

    Originally posted by pussaykat

    Originally posted by Macksum


    The video intro takes place in modern age.  And a large massive alien war comes to earth, but our leaders knew about it coming and knew about a whole buncha alien shit.  THEN the government hand picks people strong fighters and then the government takes alien technology and makes "wurm portals to send you to an alien war thats been raging for aions on planets you never even knew existed."  But then on the planet the soldiers follow a "secret prophecy" blahahlalhahal lol.

    Explain to me how that's any worse than a bunch of elves fighting a bunch of orcs with swords and magic because they don't like eachother.

    That's legit because it's based off an IP lol.

  • Plasuma!!!Plasuma!!! Member Posts: 1,872

    In case you haven't noticed, this game is also IP. The only difference between this and the elves / orcs / swords setting is that the latter has been around longer and is more well-known.

    The intro to TR is very cheesy and not entirely immersive, it really doesn't pull you in at all. If anything, you'd chuckle to yourself for how cliche and unbelievable the story is... but to laugh out loud would mean you've had too much eggnog / vodka.

    In fact, vodka sounds good.

  • EvelknievelEvelknievel Member UncommonPosts: 2,964

    I better hijack this thread quickly!

    Anyone for a game of Bocce?

    Heres a link on how to play http://www.ehow.com/how_3109_play-bocce-ball.html

     

  • Rayx0rRayx0r Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,902

    Originally posted by Macksum


     
    Originally posted by pussaykat

    Originally posted by Macksum


    The video intro takes place in modern age.  And a large massive alien war comes to earth, but our leaders knew about it coming and knew about a whole buncha alien shit.  THEN the government hand picks people strong fighters and then the government takes alien technology and makes "wurm portals to send you to an alien war thats been raging for aions on planets you never even knew existed."  But then on the planet the soldiers follow a "secret prophecy" blahahlalhahal lol.

    Explain to me how that's any worse than a bunch of elves fighting a bunch of orcs with swords and magic because they don't like eachother.

     

    That's legit because it's based off an IP lol.


    its based off an IP? 

    how about, learning what the definition of an IP is.  When your done smacking your forehead into your keyboard, come back and edit IP to mean something more relavent to your point.  I think your missing a couple words before the acronym IP

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  • YamotaYamota Member UncommonPosts: 6,593

    Come on, the OP is not trolling. The intro is unbelievably dumb, imagine if it was for a sci-fi movie, the critics would be all over it. But it is a game and to my experience few games have good storylines. It exists mainly as an excuse for killing some bad guy.

    Lets face it, its not like there are known Hollywood screenwriters who wrote the storyline and thats why it is so dumb.

  • xenogiasxenogias Member Posts: 1,926

    Did the OP forget his meds? Sorry but I personally dont put much stock into someone who who calls a game weaksauce based on a trailer. Especcialy one that doesnt show any game mechanics or gameplay. All the trailer does is give you the backstory. If thats the case that games are weak because of a bad trailer then WoW/LOTRO/EQ......well EVERY MMO EVER is weaksauce. I dont play TR and dont plan on it, but not because of a trailer, because I didnt enjoy the gameplay or mechanics of the game in the 3day trial.

    Any critic that decides to base there opinion off a trailer is noobsauce. So since the OP based his opinion off a trailer he to is noobsauce.

  • NoralaeNoralae Member Posts: 3

    Hi guys

    Just finished reading this thread and i find it interesting that, you actually discus the substance of the intro trailer with such scrutiny, while you probably also buy tickets to the most sold movie this year " I am legend" that has what i would call a horribly lame excuse for ripping you off.

    lest make a virus that makes people into a mix between vampires and zombies and then lets take a castaway that for some reason is a virologist that is immune to the virus. just the probabiliti of the the virologist being imune to the virus is amazing. 1% of the worlds population was immune and one of the the about 100 virologist part of the 1%. make the math..

    but in the end its intertainment not a documentary.

    I agree the story is thin but compared to all other storytelling out there is not the worst... far from it

  • YamotaYamota Member UncommonPosts: 6,593

    Come on, I am Legend may not be a particulary good story or true to the book but it is lightyears ahead of the cheesy plot for this game. And Will Smith is an amazing actor, his effort alone is enough to make that movie good.

  • NoralaeNoralae Member Posts: 3

    lightyears away ?? does not give it the right to be more or less cheesy, and just cause Will Smith is in it does not make it a good movie. I do though agree that hey heighten the probability :)

    what im saying is that the shallowness of the trailer fails in comparison to the shallowness of the crap an everyday person actually wastes money on without even thinkin twice, because there is some sort of fake guarantee ( e.g will smith in this case)

    I watched it yesterday and must say all the elements that actually interested me such as an american actor actually arguing that god did not exist or the zombie vampires actually having feelings and could think.. all these interesting details are just swept away by an explosion and a grand finish waving the american flag under god..................... that my dear friend is petty.

      

  • jermell18jermell18 Member UncommonPosts: 124
    Originally posted by Rayx0r


    maybe you should recede into lurking again.
    your thread delivered a truckload of fail

    Now that is funny i am definatily going to have to use that line some time.

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  • YamotaYamota Member UncommonPosts: 6,593

    Originally posted by Noralae


    lightyears away ?? does not give it the right to be more or less cheesy, and just cause Will Smith is in it does not make it a good movie. I do though agree that hey heighten the probability :)
    what im saying is that the shallowness of the trailer fails in comparison to the shallowness of the crap an everyday person actually wastes money on without even thinkin twice, because there is some sort of fake guarantee ( e.g will smith in this case)
    I watched it yesterday and must say all the elements that actually interested me such as an american actor actually arguing that god did not exist or the zombie vampires actually having feelings and could think.. all these interesting details are just swept away by an explosion and a grand finish waving the american flag under god..................... that my dear friend is petty.
      
    It is, I too expected more, however the difference of quality of that movie and the intro/storyline (which you cant affect btw) in this game are stilllightyears away.

    Things that happen in that movie arent all that unbelievable. A virus modified to cure cancer or other illnesses is something that scientists have been trying for years. And it able to mutate to instead becoming harmful is also a possibility.

    However the virus turning people into superhuman freaks is where it gets carried away. And the movie not exploring the possibility that these monsters might be intelligent is another miss. However, come on, its story is way, way better than that crap that TR has. It sounds more like the makings of (untalented) a sci-fi geek.

  • EvelknievelEvelknievel Member UncommonPosts: 2,964

    I am Legend = Good Movie however the Book was much better..

    imo the Movie didnt do the book justice. But thats me.

    But as poster stated. A person is always obligned to his/her opinion on this website.

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