How to be an Online A-hole

shiz3

This is a hilarious article that teaches you how to become an a-hole while playing online games. It's not really geared towards the MMO player but it still makes for a good read.

Read it.. but PLEASE for the love of god don't do those things haha.. there are enough douche bags out there already

 

www.gamealmighty.com/l/story-individual/story/How_To_Be_An_Online_A_hole/

bluberryhaze

havent read it yet, got the lil guy with me- but will say, my other son, hes eight, he keeps yelling out 'he did it again', referring to some rampant team killing going on in COD4. anti team killing should be built into these game engines for MP.

Sinizter

Originally posted by bluberryhaze


havent read it yet, got the lil guy with me- but will say, my other son, hes eight, he keeps yelling out 'he did it again', referring to some rampant team killing going on in COD4. anti team killing should be built into these game engines for MP.

haha amen to that

 

windstrike1

Originally posted by Sinizter


 
Originally posted by bluberryhaze


havent read it yet, got the lil guy with me- but will say, my other son, hes eight, he keeps yelling out 'he did it again', referring to some rampant team killing going on in COD4. anti team killing should be built into these game engines for MP.

haha amen to that

 

 

I played a game once where Friendly Fire resulted in the damage you did to a teammate being reflected back onto you instead of him.  It worked great.  I like the added tension of trying not to hit your team mates, and with reflect damage, you only punish yourself if you screw up. 

Sinizter

yah it seems like a really good way to stop griefers and also hold you accountable for your gunfire

daeandor

I don't think 90% of the players out there needed that tutorial.

Godliest

He missed some important parts like having high music, singing with the music or whistling into the mic. And another important one is to act like you've got no temper at all; you charge after just 5 seconds and to pause is a big question mark for you.

Laughed a bit. Mostly fun and true, especially asking stupid questions and never getting off your ass. I always hate people who ask keep on asking questions and insist on never going away constantly bothering you and asking you if you want to group or help them.

Draenor

My only real pet peeve other than annoying voices is probably people who sit too close to their TV's and you can hear constant static from their mic and everything that you say gets echoed back at you.

But yeah...I do some of these things...like leave games early, usually only when I come into them half way through and the team that I get put on is being dominated...there's no sense in screwing up my good kill/death ratio by playing in a game where my team consists of the special ed kids and the other team is composed of a clan of pro gamers.