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Blizzard Executive reached for question today about Community Relations Positions
Ferett
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Blizzard Executive A. Shin-Boi (Also known as allias and forum chat handle "KrAy-Z C00-ReaN), has released information today about the new Community Relation opening. The word from the press today managed to get these specifications from Shin-Boi: "We're looking for someone with an aire of confidence, the ability to deliver quality service to customers, and most importantly, be asian and have a signifigant advantage in the "user leet friendly" language systematics."
Blizzard hopes to find someone talented, dedicated, and most importantly, uber enough for this possition. To help locate this one in a million man or woman, they're going to do just that, scan through the millions of asian elitists (also known as "azn boi l33t cracker uplift mofo party plan grand master funk flex zooloos", Trekkie for short) on the massive B.net server listings.
"There are millions out there who have the nerve, the skill, and of course the uncanny, disturbingly frightening skill in any type of mathematics, so literally anyone could get picked from our superior B.net crowd. Unfortunately, sources say that 98% of them, are indeed 14 years of age or under. So far, we've narrowed it down to two people, an old chinese laundramat owner by the name of Fine Dang Wang, and an Australian-American war veteran.. wait a second, there was no Australian-American wa-". And thats all we got from A. Shin-Boi, tune in next week for more news, and the latest footage from the area now dubbed "the uber zone". This is Mister Ferett reporting for Flaming Flytrap news.
Sorry guys, I just *had* to follow up with a WoW pun after the gigantic EQ2 crowd raid (pun intended) landed on my ass. And, as always, I bid all you adoring fans adieu... as I run my ass off to the, this time Canadian, border. Cheerio! 
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Not sure why I'm bothering, most of the WoW fans probably being a bit illiterate and all. Maybe next time I'll kick it into "leet format overdrive" and I'll at least get some form of communication established. Until then, it will be a sad, sad day until we discover the true nature of these elitist creatures, maybe they'll put a special in for National Geographic
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Damn alot of people from other games hate WoW. And intentionally troll on this forums specifically. Makes it seem like alot of them secretly hate WoW for looking alot more polished than any other beta out there, or any other live game. Oh and ferret, go die.
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Correction, dear Watson, I hate *all* MMORPGs on the market until they do something to break the stale cliche, which I have yet to see actually! Apparently some people just pride their winning games so much, they dont even have the sacks to have a good time and laugh, as the world, in my eyes, should be gladly doing. I toast my cup to you, sir, for your incredible insult of telling me to die, quite original I must say!
Lol, I was wondering when you were going to hit up WoW. I liked your EQ2 one a little better though.
Your scathing wit and daring insight into the turbulent political crags of the internet are shining beacons of truth and purity for the slight remaining masses of visionless hypocriticial sheep who bleat at the thought of your glory
Your scathing wit and daring insight into the turbulent political crags of the internet are shining beacons of truth and purity for the slight remaining masses of visionless hypocriticial sheep who bleat at the thought of your glory
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-EQ1 character:Grotub, shaman of the Tribunal server
Its not really funny because in a way its true. there are ignorant people who actually talk like:
"azn boi l33t cracker uplift mofo party plan grand master funk flex zooloos" Its the same people who spell "what", "wut" or always use those lame LOL or ROFL. Ignorance is accepted online for some reason, its one of my pet peeves. Well, actually intentional ignorance, like spelling words wrong on purpose, ie "allianz".
DUDA WUT U TOKNG ABOUT?!!!???!! OMG THIS TYP3 OF SPECH IS OBVISOUSLY JUST SOO COL!!1! WTF I MAAN CMON U AL WISH U WAR3 AS HIP AND CHILIN AS ME YO11!1 OMG WTF EVERYONE WHOS ANYONE TOKS LIEK THIS CLEARLY11!!!1 OMG WTF
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If you do rework it you might tone down the quasi-racist "omg dirty asians with funny names ruining our game" theme... I hear the upscale National Geographic carriage trade frowns on that sort of thing...?
Racial? Of course not, but when everyone and their sister on Bnet start with the name of "Aznboy/girl/man", you almost have to wonder... what if.. what if they... dont know how to spell asian..
. Anywho, yeah this post was a little more cynical... ah well I'll do a little more research and give a retort on something about EQ2's design flaws, or WoW's goofy animation or something... after I eat this large hunk of irony. Mmm.. irony 
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Personally, I think It'll be annoying, everyone and their grandma running around with a pet, constantly in tow. It'll make hunters stand out a lot less, too. I mean, if one could have a pet, they would, and they will. It'll be annoying reaching some new zone, only to discover that there's about eight-hundred dragon whelps there TOO.
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