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Conan1, Conan1972, Conandude...Please don't do this!

chryseschryses Member UncommonPosts: 1,453

Curiosity has got the better of me and I just went and ordered a copy of AoC.  I figure I am mid 30's, working in a professional job and if I can't afford to waste my money now then when can I?  However today I suddenly felt sick at the thought of all the unimaginative twats out there who are going to call themselves Conan.  Of course the biggest twat of them all will get in first and grab the holy grail of names then we are going to be left with Conan1, Conan2, Conan23, Conanlove, Conanhung, Conanballs, Conanman, ConanR2D2, Conanrules....List is endless!  I so hope they have a ban on anyone calling themselves Conan or even part of otherwise I may find myself on the RPG server and that is just too embarassing when my wife watches me gaming.

I may end up like this.  "Hail fellow traveller!  Where ye be going on this fine morrow?" 

"Bah!  I be slicing your head from your shoulders you overgrown monkey!"

 

 

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  • NotNiceDinoNotNiceDino Member Posts: 320

    Look at the bright side.... no elves with variations of "Legolas"

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  • mrw0lfmrw0lf Member Posts: 2,269

    The char creation wont let you choose a name with any variation of the word conan in it. Shame I thought Conansnan had a ring to it

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  • talismen351talismen351 Member Posts: 1,124

    Well I hope the names get filtered by the time release is out....I am sick of seeing names like 'Assass', "Asshat','BigD*ck', 'Imakillah' n yes I have seen a few 'Conan' variations too...

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  • godpuppetgodpuppet Member Posts: 1,416

    im naming my toon Nanoc.

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  • Ascension08Ascension08 Member Posts: 1,980

    Yes but don't worry there's always names like "Mesmashyougood" and "Yayboobies". Unless they're strict about that too?

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  • chryseschryses Member UncommonPosts: 1,453

    Originally posted by talismen351


    Well I hope the names get filtered by the time release is out....I am sick of seeing names like 'Assass', "Asshat','BigD*ck', 'Imakillah' n yes I have seen a few 'Conan' variations too...

    BigD*ck lol!

    Shouldn't say this but I will probably go with Chryses :) 

    Oh god...how many striders, legolas (as mentioned) frodo's gonna pop up?  Going to be hell funny seeing a Gandalf hacking a picts head off

     

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 44,088

    Originally posted by mrw0lf


    The char creation wont let you choose a name with any variation of the word conan in it. Shame I thought Conansnan had a ring to it

    Hmm... so Conanobrian is out too...darn...that was going to be my first choice...... 

    I hope they enforce their naming conventions..... would be nice if they'd close somoene account for a day for choosing a poor name.

     

     

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  • Deathstrike2Deathstrike2 Member UncommonPosts: 1,777

    As far as beta goes, I've yet to see somone with names like that.  In fact, most of the names I've seen have been pretty darned good.

  • olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356

    I'm going to be different. I'm going to name my avatar "Governator" (Arnold will probably already be taken).

  • Psiho246Psiho246 Member Posts: 482

    Character name cannot have numbers or any names like Conan or any item or name from  the official Conan lore as far as I know.

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  • ElsaboltsElsabolts Member RarePosts: 3,476

    I'llbeback.

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  • therain93therain93 Member UncommonPosts: 2,039

    Ahnuld?

    Arnie?

    Governator?

  • MahjeMahje Member Posts: 135

    oh damnit, i was gonna name my barbarian "Conanegger".

  • BakoryoBakoryo Member UncommonPosts: 469

    Apparently the upcomming rp server will have name restriction. Will be interesting to see if it will be as good as i watn it to be.

     

    And yes. my folder to age of conan beta is named Conan the librarian.

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  • chryseschryses Member UncommonPosts: 1,453

    Originally posted by therain93


    Ahnuld?
    Arnie?
    Governator?
    OMG that is going to be in there for sure.  'Arnie' however that is quite amusing in a leftfield way

    They should have a warning at character generation stating any 'stupid' names will have that 1 day ban as a post said earlier.  Even if they didnt do it, it would make people think twice.  Have a 'report a stupid name' option :)

     

  • markyturnipmarkyturnip Member UncommonPosts: 837

    Bah. And there was me all ready to start lopping heads off with Icecreamconan

  • SlaySteeleSlaySteele Member Posts: 53

    Originally posted by Bakoryo


    Apparently the upcomming rp server will have name restriction. Will be interesting to see if it will be as good as i watn it to be.
     
    And yes. my folder to age of conan beta is named Conan the librarian.



    Watch the movie 'UHF' much, did you? Hehe

    For all of you who wants a name that fits with the universe, try this program, which generates names for AoC: http://www.conan.ch/conanonline/gename/gename.zip

  • throckmortonthrockmorton Member Posts: 314

    You can't have the word "conan" inside your character name. I tried it.

    I was able to make a character by the name of "leetcunan" though. Was a lot of fun getting hate from people.

  • KyeroKyero Member Posts: 82

    I never stoop so low as to make retarded names like that, I ususaly throw together letters and try to make a name out of them

     

    such as Kyero, Ryuuya, Ryosu, Dorgon, and a few others I cant think of right now.

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  • WyluliWyluli Member Posts: 80

    Still, as a beta tester, I felt it was my obligation to see what could get past the name filter... When my friend and I created a female character we tried Slutia, Slutteria... no go.

    We did get Hussy and Skank and Trollop though... beware Funcom!

  • howardbhowardb Member Posts: 286

    LOL @ this thread. So true though!

  • ConsequenceConsequence Member UncommonPosts: 358

    Legolasconan?

    Conlegolasan?

    Conanlegolas?

    im on the right track!

    PS barbarians can use bows...WOOT

  • chryseschryses Member UncommonPosts: 1,453

    Considering the PvP heavy element I can see plenty of smack talk going on.  AoC is a classic example of a game that has a huge following before launch, decent background to work off, great ideas and ultimately it will survive by the maturity of its players.  They seriously need to try and nurture a serious and mature audience otherwise players like me will leave and jump onto WAR or the like.  So hope this doesn't turn into some fantasy smacktalk fest. 

  • Katashi-kunKatashi-kun Member Posts: 517

    One of the best feature with LOTRO to keep more ppl in the lore....try inputting a popular name from another game or final fantasy...most will pop up saying you can't use this name cause it doesn't fit the lore!

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  • BlackWatchBlackWatch Member UncommonPosts: 972

    What about names like:

    Boobalicious

    Boobdude

    Boobsnblood

    Doublebreasted

    gotboob

    ncseventeen

    conanobrien

    aoconan

    ageofc

    lastactionconan

    Breastever

    Coolnan

    Coldnan

    Arny

    Conandoinator

    t1000

    sarahconorconan

    runningman

    gettothachoppa

    cumwitm3ifuwannaliv

    eyellbebak

    ...

    I'm sure there wil be a ton of them.  Hopefully you can kill them enough times to make them quit the game.

     

     

     

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