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wilbydunn
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Massive Power Outage Centered Around Major Tech Center
5/17/08 11:34am
AP Press
There is currently a major electrical outage encompassing a nearly 5 mile radius surrounding a local tech center Funcom. It would appear that an employee from a EA/Blizzard interactive studios sought to stop rival competitor Funcom's recent emerging technologies by driving through a central building where most of Funcom's computer equipment is stored. Preliminary toxicology reports indicate that the driver of the van was impaired at the time of the accident although a full report will not be issued until after the autopsy. When questioned,EA/Blizzard declined official comment however; a spokesman for Funcom CEO Gaulte Thorvalsen stated, "Fuck Yeah!"
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Where do I to get a refund of my time wasted reading this.....
lol
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waiting for ... nothing..
nope, not real.
i was bored and happened to have notepad open so here we are.
Damn...beat me to it....*holds down backspace then closes notepad*
reported to FBI for libel.
Oh Snap!
/end german voice
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