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Worst last words?
Sare
Member Posts: 104
This should be interesting, I'll put the best ones up here in this post, with a sample.
S: Hey, why is that tree getting closer?/ I'm Telling you! It's the green wire!
"I heard your bowels loosen when you die. You can take my life, I however, will leave you with what you deserve."
""And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!"
"I am still alive!"
"what do we do now"
"I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
End
"watch this"
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
"Put that bloody cigarette out."
Team Rocket blasting off again?
so post away. also, you all have my undying praise for this. 
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Barrymore, John (1882-1942) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed by a sniper, 14 November 1916)
Thomas, Dylan (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
Palmerston, Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!"
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
"I am still alive!" -Caligula (according to Tacitus at least)
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" -General John Sedgwick, chastising his troops for flinching at the shots of Confederate sharpshooters. Guess how he died?
I'm going with Sawtooth on the General John Sedgwick one, that seriously takes the cake.
O_o o_O
The 11 most badass last words
Also from the last starfighter
some extra-"what do we do now"
big bad guy "we die"
Hold on Snow Leopard, imma let you finish, but Windows had one of the best operating systems of all time.
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"I heard your bowels loosen when you die. You can take my life, I however, will leave you with what you deserve."
-I will subtlety invade your psyche-
"watch this"
I only regret i have but one life to give for my country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Hale
"Don't make me wear a condom baby, it feels so much better without one."
lol who said that. Sounds like something Bruce Campbell will say but he's still alive
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
lol who said that. Sounds like something Bruce Campbell will say but he's still alive
No one. Just a general idiotic last words.
Team Rocket blasting off again?
Yeah?
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lol
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
These are last words that make you sound like a hero, even though you may have stupidly ran into the fire of a machine gun nest while wearing lightbulbs and a big flashing sign above your head saying SHOOT ME. I'm looking for last words that are just incredibly funny, or make the person sound like the idiots they actually are.
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"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide." Chubbock, Chris
One second later her brain matter was all over the green screen and the news ratings shot up higher than any other night since its establishment
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Suicide playing Russian roulette.
~~ Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978
Thomas Jefferson--still survives...
~~ John Adams, US President, d. July 4, 1826
(Actually, Jefferson had died earlier that same day.)
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."