Stupidest thing you've ever done

Sare

yes, I know, many of you will not want to say, which is why I will give a cookie to anyone who says what the stupedist thing they've ever done.

 

Mine would probably be playing football outside in a tornado

edit: also, i once jumped out of a suite seat to catch a fly ball heading towards me.

Zorvan

I once tied a short string with a black-kat firecracker on the end to my penis.

I was drunk, I was dared, it hurt like hell...............................

Sare

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Dekron

Originally posted by Zorvan


I once tied a short string with a black-kat firecracker on the end to my penis.
I was drunk, I was dared, it hurt like hell...............................

 

LOL.

Zorvan

Originally posted by Sare







You my dear fellow, are an idiot

 

 

Oh, like you're the first one to think that........................

outfctrl

I walked across Onondaga Lake in Syracuse when I was like 14.  It was the first year it ever froze, I think.

I was dared by my friends.

The lake covers an area of 4.6 square miles, has average depth of 35 feet and a maximum depth of 63 feet. Its volume is about 35 billion gallons. It is approximately 1 mile wide and 4.6 miles long

HotLine

Originally posted by Zorvan


I once tied a short string with a black-kat firecracker on the end to my penis.
I was drunk, I was dared, it hurt like hell...............................

 

you're kinda hot...lol

i wonder if do you already have kids before you do that

Zorvan

Originally posted by HotLine

Originally posted by Zorvan


I once tied a short string with a black-kat firecracker on the end to my penis.
I was drunk, I was dared, it hurt like hell...............................

 

you're kinda hot...lol

i wonder if do you already have kids before you do that

 

Nope, had my kid after that. I didn't blow anything off, I just had some massive swelling for a few weeks.

mike470

One time I tripped over a pillow....

Zorvan

Originally posted by mike470


One time I tripped over a pillow....

 

Dear God!!!! What are you, some kind of sadist pervert? That's disgusting, man!!

fantaros

I stuck my fingers out of my car's window and push the alarm button. I was checking if the alarm would force the windows to close  even though something was jamming them...........    it did.

 

Luckily i disabled it while all five of my fingers were still attached to my hand.

mike470

Originally posted by Zorvan

Originally posted by mike470


One time I tripped over a pillow....

 

Dear God!!!! What are you, some kind of sadist pervert? That's disgusting, man!!

 

I know, I just couldn't help it!  I was so ashamed of myself afterwards that I locked myself in the basement for a week!  I was just so shamed of myself

Godliest

If I hadn't restrained myself it would probably have been to post it here.

bluberryhaze

registered at mmorpg.com

 

Murais

  Volunteered to be shot in the face with a paintball gun.

 

  My face was numb for hours. I was sober as a judge, and there was no money involved. Just lots of stupid.

arvainis

Logged on and started reading this forum.....

Techleo

 Flew into a region full of terrorists and stayed at a hotel 200 feet from a Mosque during Christian festival to be with my sweety Which may have been slightly bad timing, not sure that qualifies as stupid since it involves love

JustBe

I pulled out of my ex and shot my load on the ceiling and the wall some how and was spending ages trying to find it.

Techleo

That seems like a perfectly good waste of time! You could say.. Oh hell.. I dont want to die. My wife would kill me

modjoe86

Ate some bad mushrooms, stripped out of my clothes, snapped my phone in half, and tried to jump out of a third story window.

Copeland

i voted democrat once.

Laserwolf

yup

Squal'Zell

set myself on fire (very stupid thing to do)

smashed my e-guitar at a show to realize i didnt have any money to replace it...

ran over my PS3 with my car by accident

bought SWG

cornoffcob

jumped out of helocopter without a parachute and died

 

luckily i respawned  and was back to spawning Jetmax boats in the middle of the street and killing pointless amounts of civilians with rpgs...

Zorvan

Originally posted by cornoffcob


jumped out of helocopter without a parachute and died
 
luckily i respawned  and was back to spawning Jetmax boats in the middle of the street and killing pointless amounts of civilians with rpgs...

 

Does Xex know you escaped? He really needs to use better chains......

Bigdavo

Pre-ordered an mmo.