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XeviaAlyzzia
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Why did the female toons have to be so ugly? I like an escape from reality on these games, and being an ugly girl is no change 
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well the fact that you just zinged yourself aside, Warhammer is a very dark/gothic game in both play style and art. The character design just fits in with that idea.
Euhm ok, first off if you need a game to feel yourself pretty. Then I guess its time to find some professionel help.
Secondly, dark elf and high elf are the pretties races of them all.
And thirdly, seriously get some help.
Senses of humor you have not.
What? Don't get hung up on your looks: That's why the paper bag was invented.
This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.
Haha I'm no stranger to the paper bag, I like to draw fun things on them before I put them on my head.
Just be sure not to cut out more than one hole in the bag, or you could lose an eye.
This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.
I agree most character in WAR are ugly, and I m having a hard tim with this too since I want my character to look like me and I cant find anything handsome like me.
Are you a reincarnation of Yoda? lol j/k I just couln't help my self. Now all jokes aside, I never really payed attention to the female characters in this game. But I may end up making one cuz My main is going to be a Goblin Shaman and I might get bored of looking at gobbo ass.
But the reason why im playing a gobin is you dont see them as playable characters too often. They had them in Vanguard and I played one for awhile but It just seemed that the game was missing something.Other than Vanguard nothing comes to mind, maybe they had them in EQ or EQ2 but I dont really remember.
Are you a reincarnation of Yoda? lol j/k I just couln't help my self. Now all jokes aside, I never really payed attention to the female characters in this game. But I may end up making one cuz My main is going to be a Goblin Shaman and I might get bored of looking at gobbo ass.
But the reason why im playing a gobin is you dont see them as playable characters too often. They had them in Vanguard and I played one for awhile but It just seemed that the game was missing something.Other than Vanguard nothing comes to mind, maybe they had them in EQ or EQ2 but I dont really remember.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Go get bashed in the face with a club a couple of times, or run into a wall, or maybe launch yourself from a catapult and you'll look more like your chars
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Don't all the female toons look like this?
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Not trying to sound like the continuity police or a rabid fanboi, but....
Greenskins (goblins and orcs) are asexual creatures. There is no defined gender for any of them according to Warhammer lore (except for one vague reference in Warhammer 40k to their reproduction cycle). So with that in mind, there will never be female Greenskins in WAR unless Mythic wants Games Workshop to lay the smack down on them.
That's just FYI - not intended to be a flame.
<edit: added the bit about Warhammer 40k before someone jumps all over me>
No godless person can comprehend those minute distinctions
in doctrine that provide true believers excuse for mayhem.
-Glen Cook
Are you a reincarnation of Yoda? lol j/k I just couln't help my self. Now all jokes aside, I never really payed attention to the female characters in this game. But I may end up making one cuz My main is going to be a Goblin Shaman and I might get bored of looking at gobbo ass.
But the reason why im playing a gobin is you dont see them as playable characters too often. They had them in Vanguard and I played one for awhile but It just seemed that the game was missing something.Other than Vanguard nothing comes to mind, maybe they had them in EQ or EQ2 but I dont really remember.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Try again.
This time actually read his post....now think about it....wait.....wait.....okay. Now did you see anywhere that stated he'd be playing a female goblin; ah ok then.
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Originally posted by javac
well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you?
http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8
Are you a reincarnation of Yoda? lol j/k I just couln't help my self. Now all jokes aside, I never really payed attention to the female characters in this game. But I may end up making one cuz My main is going to be a Goblin Shaman and I might get bored of looking at gobbo ass.
But the reason why im playing a gobin is you dont see them as playable characters too often. They had them in Vanguard and I played one for awhile but It just seemed that the game was missing something.Other than Vanguard nothing comes to mind, maybe they had them in EQ or EQ2 but I dont really remember.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Yeah I know they dont have female goblins thats why Im saying I would make another character that is female.
Wow... did you even SEE the female dark elves? Hottest female character's I've ever seen in an mmo. Ever. I've never thought of playing a female character before, but their Heavy Metal/glam rock style is definitely giving me second thoughts.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Not trying to sound like the continuity police or a rabid fanboi, but....
Greenskins (goblins and orcs) are asexual creatures. There is no defined gender for any of them according to Warhammer lore (except for one vague reference in Warhammer 40k to their reproduction cycle). So with that in mind, there will never be female Greenskins in WAR unless Mythic wants Games Workshop to lay the smack down on them.
That's just FYI - not intended to be a flame.
<edit: added the bit about Warhammer 40k before someone jumps all over me>
I thought in 40K, Orks are technically a fungus organism. They no longer "reproduce" like you may think, but send out spores when they die which then turn into Orks.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Not trying to sound like the continuity police or a rabid fanboi, but....
Greenskins (goblins and orcs) are asexual creatures. There is no defined gender for any of them according to Warhammer lore (except for one vague reference in Warhammer 40k to their reproduction cycle). So with that in mind, there will never be female Greenskins in WAR unless Mythic wants Games Workshop to lay the smack down on them.
That's just FYI - not intended to be a flame.
<edit: added the bit about Warhammer 40k before someone jumps all over me>
I thought in 40K, Orks are technically a fungus organism. They no longer "reproduce" like you may think, but send out spores when they die which then turn into Orks.
Yep, you're correct. That was the "cycle" I was referring to. I just didn't have the time or inclination to go into detail earlier. I was on my way out the door. hehe.
No godless person can comprehend those minute distinctions
in doctrine that provide true believers excuse for mayhem.
-Glen Cook
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Not trying to sound like the continuity police or a rabid fanboi, but....
Greenskins (goblins and orcs) are asexual creatures. There is no defined gender for any of them according to Warhammer lore (except for one vague reference in Warhammer 40k to their reproduction cycle). So with that in mind, there will never be female Greenskins in WAR unless Mythic wants Games Workshop to lay the smack down on them.
That's just FYI - not intended to be a flame.
<edit: added the bit about Warhammer 40k before someone jumps all over me>
I thought in 40K, Orks are technically a fungus organism. They no longer "reproduce" like you may think, but send out spores when they die which then turn into Orks.
Yep, you're correct. That was the "cycle" I was referring to. I just didn't have the time or inclination to go into detail earlier. I was on my way out the door. hehe.
Quick, call some Asians! Shiitake mushrooms are on the rampage and they need to be put back in their place!
Orks = walking mushrooms. Very interesting.
oh THAT's why they're so misshapen and ugly?
i understand now.
You should have played L2 then. I fiddled around with every sex/class combo there was, and the dark elves were pitiful (and the male versions were down right scary). There was one decent face in the bunch and the rest looked like the elephant man....woman, whatever. Anyways to the OP, don't feel bad about having to play an ugly chick...all the characters are ugly, male and female. Just put a helm on em
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Awaiting > Sigh..
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Nothing wrong with ugly girls. Just put a bag over their heads and... anyway, yeah I get what you're saying. Though I believe that the beta client has all the graphics turned down. At least, so they told me over at beta leaks.
ROFLMAO...
You got busted ! Goblin female does not EXIST, unless they add them at launch or something.
Not trying to sound like the continuity police or a rabid fanboi, but....
Greenskins (goblins and orcs) are asexual creatures. There is no defined gender for any of them according to Warhammer lore (except for one vague reference in Warhammer 40k to their reproduction cycle). So with that in mind, there will never be female Greenskins in WAR unless Mythic wants Games Workshop to lay the smack down on them.
That's just FYI - not intended to be a flame.
<edit: added the bit about Warhammer 40k before someone jumps all over me>
I thought in 40K, Orks are technically a fungus organism. They no longer "reproduce" like you may think, but send out spores when they die which then turn into Orks.
Yep, you're correct. That was the "cycle" I was referring to. I just didn't have the time or inclination to go into detail earlier. I was on my way out the door. hehe.
Quick, call some Asians! Shiitake mushrooms are on the rampage and they need to be put back in their place!
Orks = walking mushrooms. Very interesting.
Well, Orks in Warhammer fantasy, they "reproduced" in a more organic way. However, it eventually happened way in the future, Orks that were left ended up getting infected by this fungus which took their DNA or something. So when the new spores are released, it creates Orks. It's weird, but after that they no long reproduced, but released spores that grew into clones of them. So the only real way to kill an Ork in 40K is to burn them to death so you destroy the spores. Otherwise, they'd create 10 clones of themselves. Orks are nasty, and thats why they are so spread out in the universe.
God damnit why did I type all that!?
Just be sure not to cut out more than one hole in the bag, or you could lose an eye.
This thread delivers.
Yeah, I logged in for a first post just to say this.
hahaha
Yeah I didn't take into account that the graphics were so low. I was just thinking of all the ugly faces they were making while I was creating my toons.
Idc if they are ugly or not really, I think this game is gonna be great.