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Mmo Vet, Elder Review

OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.

WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!

GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW

SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW

GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW

E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.

CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

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  • dtal311dtal311 Member Posts: 101

    Ahhh!!

    My Eyes!!!! Caps lock off, Caps lock off!!

  • RageaholRageahol Member UncommonPosts: 1,127
    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.


     

    lolz nub     you can not say you have been playing MMos for a long time if you started with WoW......you can say that if you started with UO or MUDS  hell i started with DAoC and i do not think i have been playing for a long time...

    what you said is stupid and from the point of someone who has only played Destruction or order in T1.....Order is at no disadvantage over Destruction when put together....

     

     

    saying the Artwork is not as good as WoW is an Opinion and Opinions can Never be Valid as facts (and as someone who started with WoW you cant say much in the first place)    

    The gameplay is not smooth for you because you most likly have a lower end computer and can not handle WAR's open RvR...you fail and BI

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  • ChiramChiram Member UncommonPosts: 643
    Originally posted by needalife214

    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.


     

    lolz nub     you can not say you have been playing MMos for a long time if you started with WoW......you can say that if you started with UO or MUDS  hell i started with DAoC and i do not think i have been playing for a long time...

    what you said is stupid and from the point of someone who has only played Destruction or order in T1.....Order is at no disadvantage over Destruction when put together....

     

     

    saying the Artwork is not as good as WoW is an Opinion and Opinions can Never be Valid as facts (and as someone who started with WoW you cant say much in the first place)    

    The gameplay is not smooth for you because you most likly have a lower end computer and can not handle WAR's open RvR...you fail and BI

     

    MY COMPUTER IS AN ALIENWARE ITS BETTAR THAN URS BECAUSE ITS ALIENWARE AND IF ALIENWARE WAS AN MMO IT WOULD BE WOW BECAUSE ITS BEST

  • kaydinvkaydinv Member Posts: 208
    Originally posted by needalife214

    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.


     

    lolz nub     you can not say you have been playing MMos for a long time if you started with WoW......you can say that if you started with UO or MUDS  hell i started with DAoC and i do not think i have been playing for a long time...

    what you said is stupid and from the point of someone who has only played Destruction or order in T1.....Order is at no disadvantage over Destruction when put together....

     

     

    saying the Artwork is not as good as WoW is an Opinion and Opinions can Never be Valid as facts (and as someone who started with WoW you cant say much in the first place)    

    The gameplay is not smooth for you because you most likly have a lower end computer and can not handle WAR's open RvR...you fail and BI

     

    Sigh...he's joking. WAR fanbois can't even take a joke...from other people that enjoy the game.

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  • GreenChaosGreenChaos Member Posts: 2,268

    I agree with op. wow is the best, kek. War has no Michael Jackson dances. Not having Michael Jackson dances ruins immersion.

  • SteamRangerSteamRanger Member UncommonPosts: 920

    So, Mythic has been taking cues from Closed Beta testers like this one. This explains a lot about the condition of things. 

    "Soloists and those who prefer small groups should never have to feel like they''re the ones getting the proverbial table scraps, as it were." - Scott Hartsman, Senior Producer, Everquest II
    "People love groups. Its a fallacy that people want to play solo all the time." - Scott Hartsman, Executive Producer, Rift

  • Rayx0rRayx0r Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,902

    lol  :)

    BbbbuuzzzZZZZzzzzzzz.....   right over your heads...

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  • ElmorenElmoren Warhammer Online CorrespondentMember UncommonPosts: 110

    *shrug*

     

    I laughed

    “The contents of this post do not necessarily reflect the views of MMORPG.com and its management.”

  • duffalphaduffalpha Member Posts: 76

    Caps lock - Cruise control for cool!

  • MacamusMacamus Member Posts: 134

    Haha awesome review  your wowness

  • uidLuc1duidLuc1d Member UncommonPosts: 194

     Dont feed the WoWhiner Troll. :)

  • uidLuc1duidLuc1d Member UncommonPosts: 194

     Secondly:

     

    " I STARTED WITH WOW "

     

    ...You are a "MMO vet"... and you started with... WoW?  Cute little 12 year old. -pat pat-  Call yourself a "vet" when you can say, like alot of us, you started on at least Merdian, Realm Online, or UO.

  • jackman1118jackman1118 Member Posts: 288

    amazing how some people take him seriously.. are they being sarcastic as well? I can't tell, a part of me says they are but a part of me seriously doubts..

  • RollotamasiRollotamasi Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 898
    Originally posted by uidLuc1d


     Secondly:
     
    " I STARTED WITH WOW "
     
    ...You are a "MMO vet"... and you started with... WoW?  Cute little 12 year old. -pat pat-  Call yourself a "vet" when you can say, like alot of us, you started on at least Merdian, Realm Online, or UO.

     

    I can't belive you actully...think..this..guy...is...serious.  Sense of humor, DO YOU HAZ IT??

    -Currently looking forward to FFXIV

    -Currently playing EvE and Global Agenda

  • RollotamasiRollotamasi Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 898
    Originally posted by jackman1118


    amazing how some people take him seriously.. are they being sarcastic as well? I can't tell, a part of me says they are but a part of me seriously doubts..

     

    nope, they are taking him serious...

    -Currently looking forward to FFXIV

    -Currently playing EvE and Global Agenda

  • AntariousAntarious Member UncommonPosts: 2,846

    Ok I'm working on a translation to English...

    Ok guys, here is my review.  First let me say I have been playing MMO's for a long time.  I started with DAoC and I was in the first guild ever to have every member have a level 50 in every character slot.  We were the first guild to assign realm abilities to our characters when they were added to the game.  We then created guilds in the other two realms to farm for realm points.  We had these extra accounts on farm status so that we would max out our realm levels first.  Due to this everything I say is da truth.

    WAR is a good game but not as good as DAoC.  Because you can't get as much epeen status.  Everyone can use the same exploits we do and if Mythic doesn't enforce the ToS/Eula we won't get banned, just like DAoC.  If Mythic does ban my guild my mom and dad have promised to buy us all new accounts.  So anyone with nothing better to do than report us should just not play.  This is a pvp game if you don't want exploiters go to a PvE game... lolz care bears!!!

    Graphics 4/10 Look to much like WoW, not good like DAoC.

    Sound 2/10 Sounds to much like WoW, not enough like DAoC.

    Gameplay 1/10 Plays to much like WoW, not enough like DAoC

    E-Peen Factor 0/10 The WAR VN's suck compared to the DAoC VN's.

    We will be rolling Destruction.  So if you can exploit well and have a current working form of:

    1) Skill A

    2) Odin's Eye

    3) Xunleashed

    (converted to work with WAR of course)

    Please come join our guild and you too can exploit to the top.

     

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    At least when I ran it through the google translator this is what popped out.

     

  • SacfedSacfed Member UncommonPosts: 210

    LOL

    Ive lost count of whos scarcastic and who's serious in this post . OP is now my favorite poster eva

     Love you long time!
  • uidLuc1duidLuc1d Member UncommonPosts: 194

     Oh damn it Jack and Rollo....  now I feel like a dumbass lol.  I blame it on vodka that I didnt catch the joke. -shakes fist-

  • Cbdragon1Cbdragon1 Member Posts: 48

    Are people so up tight about anyone saying anything bad about WAR or anyone saying anything positive about WoW that they fail to see A JOKE?!?!

    IT IS SO CLEARLY A JOKE. THE CAPS ARE A CLUE.

  • KainisKainis Member Posts: 436

    If anyone actually took him serious, they have issues. I actually applaude the obvious joke. Now lets talk about things that actually matter with the game...

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    Played- SWG (pre-cu), AoC, VG, WoW, LoTRO,CoX, EQ2, DAOC, GW, PotBS, Aion, MO,APB, NASA, Fallen Earth, DCUO, Rift

    Playing- EVE, Black Prophecy, TOR

    Waiting for- Tera, Jumpgate Evo, WH40K, WWE, WOD, TSW
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  • AntariousAntarious Member UncommonPosts: 2,846

    Oh and btw ya its obvious its a joke/sarcasm.. in fact it pretty much seemed to be a reply to the OP of another thread I saw here today.

    Personally I was just trying to have fun with it and.. my google translator.

  • BroGamingPageBroGamingPage Member UncommonPosts: 492
    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.
    WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!
    GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW
    SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW
    GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW
    E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.
    CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

     

    noob and retard combined, awesome. You started with wow, easiest game on the market. Also, there are alot of games that came out before wow that was fun...wait you started with wow but you're a vet...hmm...interesting.

     

    p.s.

  • HopfrogHopfrog Member Posts: 90
    Originally posted by GreenChaos


    I agree with op. wow is the best, kek. War has no Michael Jackson dances. Not having Michael Jackson dances ruins immersion.



     

    ROFL... that is the funniest thing I have seen here in a while... thanks for making me laugh!!!

    oh and if you wanna see something really hot... check out who they stole the NE female dance from

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC6wEFZYbpM

    you can really spot it at about 2:40... drooool... I fall in love everytime I see her video

  • JerriescidsJerriescids Member Posts: 54
    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.
    WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!
    GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW
    SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW
    GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW
    E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.
    CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

     

    This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen on MMORPG.. I literally got pain from laughter-- I appreciate it man.

  • BroGamingPageBroGamingPage Member UncommonPosts: 492
    Originally posted by Jerriescids

    Originally posted by Chiram


    OK GUYS HERES MY REVIEW, FIRST LET ME SAY I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MMOS FOR A LONG TIME, I STARTED WITH WOW AND I WAS IN THE FIRST GUILD EVAR TO TAKE DOWN RAG IN MC, WE NOW HAVE SUNWELL ON FARM STATUS AND CONTINUE TO DO WORLD FIRSTS SO MY VIEWS BELOW ARE VALID.
    WAR IS A GOOD GAME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AS MUCH EPEEN STATUS. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY 99.9% OF THE GAMES CONTENT, SO THOSE OF US WITHOUT JOBS ARE STUCK BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, I FIND THIS STUPID BECAUSE CASUAL PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY AT THEIR JOBS AND PAY MAH CHECK, WHILE I RAID AND FLEX MY STUFF WHEN THEY LOG ONLINE FOR THE 3 HOURS THEY HAVE... LOL 3 HOURS!!
    GRAPHICS: 6/10 NOT AS ARTISTIC AS WOW
    SOUND: 6/10 NOT AS GOOD AS WOW
    GAMEPLAY: 4/10 NOT AS SMOOVE AS WOW
    E-FAME FACTOR: 1/10 CANT GET AS MUCH UNLESS YOU COUNT THE STATUE BIT AND THAT ONLY MEANS YOU SIT ON YOUR BUM LONGER THAN MOST.
    CLASSES ON ORDER ARE DUMB AND UNDERPOWERED. GO MARAUDER OR SORC WHEN THE GAME LAUNCHES, I AM GOING TO ROLL A SORC SO I CAN BE THE WORLD FIRST TO 40 THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT BLIZZ DESIGNING THEIR NEXT GAME.

     

    This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen on MMORPG.. I literally got pain from laughter-- I appreciate it man.

     

    Re-reading his post and realiziing he probably has a life made me laugh even harder. I hate those that have so much free time and we have to work...they make open beta begin on a Tuesday for pre-orders, WTF...won't be starting until 6 or so...so lame... I loved the post though, pretty damn funny. It's how some people act too...

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