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The Righteous Path to Darkfall
The honorable Reverend Vahrane presiding...
"Harken unto me ye non-believers! Your tainted souls may be ready for redemption! I welcome ye with open arms as I would welcome a brother and will refrain from chastisement to those of you whose minds and bodies were corrupted by false idols in the past. Open your eyes and hearts to the true savior! Be not tempted and swayed in thy desire for non-shitty games by carnal promises of pixelated breasts (AoC). Shield and avert thine eyes from the cruel Blizzard which seeks to freeze both heart and mind! Cast away the yoke of oppression placed upon ye by those who would see you as slaves to their frozen king (WotLK)! Deny the false promises and give nothing of yourselves to the to the infidels whom would see you walk blindly into War(hammer)!"
"Denizens abound at this pivotal place and time who would attempt to turn you away from truth and secure subscriptions with grasping claws! Refute such promises of lessened grinds from those whom gave meaning to the word! The path before you may seem Dark, yet those who Fall upon their knees and ask forgiveness for the trolling of the past shall be raised up and clothed in the raiment of free men! Hear me my brothers! The righteous path to player freedom is before thee!"
QFT be this passage... Turn to page 1337 in the Book of Darkfall and recite with me...
Blessed be the FPS style PvP. Be praised and deliver us from tedium!
Shed light upon blind eyes like a shining beacon releasing rays of hope and bringing us fulfillment! Slither away like the serpent oh capture the flag mini-games. Tempt us not for we know thee to be false!
We toil with renewed purpose, not solely grind unto infinitum. Raise our walls and cities, rejoice in what we've built!
Our steel may rust away but our souls will only be strengthened by the fiery forge of combat!
Trumpets blare the call to arms! To arms all men (and women) of worth! Let our battles be furious and have meaning once again!
(Disclaimer)
Reverend Vahrane is not a paid employee of Aventurine. All opinions contained herein are not necessarily the opinions held by members of Aventurine staff.
The Church of Darkfall is a non-profit organization created for the lol's alone. Please keep your money the Church of Darkfall does not want it!
Comments
lol you may follow a game, like it not like it but please never worship it oO lol. But glad you like the game.
I was hoping I didn't have to respond to a post like this but here goes...
This was written for fun!! I enjoy the concept of Darkfall and during the lengthy process of waiting for beta I figured I'd write something people could laugh at while at the same time taking a few shots at some of the recent AAA mmorpg titles out there.
So like it or hate it, I had a good time writing it =D
lol Don't take it seriously was mainly just goofin around.
OP you just made the best post in the internets history.
Remember Old School Ultima Online
I couldent agree more.
And some people was afraid that Darkfall would attract a inmature community?? Those people have failed : )
I'm scared.