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So Long MMORPG's and Hello SEX !

ginettiginetti Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 301
in Off-Topic Discussion

Yes, I have finaly dipped it where it feels good to dip, and I just realized girls are the best quest reward you can get.



Oh don't get me wrong, I really loved playing MMORPG's, but now I know what it feels like to 'do it' on a girl, well, hah, I think i'll be spending way more time on them instead of MMORPG's.



Seriously why did no one say exactly just how good this was.



Alright time to get back, she's asleep , maybe i can do it without waking her hehe.

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MMORPG's I've Played: World of Warcraft: 10/10 - Rappelz: 7/10 - Ragnarok Online: 8/10 - DnD Online: 2/10 - Runescape: 6/10 - LotR Online: 5/10 - Anarchy Online: 7/10 - CoV: 8/10 - Rohan Online: 8/10 - Guild Wars: 7/10 - Flyff: 8/10 - Warhammer Online: 8/10


My HARDCORE Story

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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    Dipping sauce.

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • skeaserskeaser Member RarePosts: 4,205

    30 years old and just got your cherry popped? I'm going to go out on a limb here and call you a troll or a liar about your age. You know, you can have sex and MMOs right? Time management friend...figure it out.

    Sig so that badges don't eat my posts.


  • gantonganton Member UncommonPosts: 304

    Lol what are you like 15?? Seriously once youve had so much of it that its boring you'll be back to mmo's or whatever other hobbys you have.

  • KillerEwokKillerEwok Member UncommonPosts: 118

    wat

  • JupstoJupsto Member UncommonPosts: 2,075

    as if you publically announced the lost of your viginity on a internet forum.

    thats pretty low. well congrats

    My blog: image

  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164

    Congratulations are in order and all, but....

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  • MidnitteMidnitte Member Posts: 510

    Originally posted by ginetti
    Yes, I have finaly dipped it where it feels good to dip, and I just realized girls are the best quest reward you can get.Oh don't get me wrong, I really loved playing MMORPG's, but now I know what it feels like to 'do it' on a girl, well, hah, I think i'll be spending way more time on them instead of MMORPG's.Seriously why did no one say exactly just how good this was.Alright time to get back, she's asleep , maybe i can do it without waking her hehe.
    Congrats, perhaps you can create a thread when you have sex for a second time.

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  • ginettiginetti Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 301

    me thinks some of you are jelous...

     

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    MMORPG's I've Played: World of Warcraft: 10/10 - Rappelz: 7/10 - Ragnarok Online: 8/10 - DnD Online: 2/10 - Runescape: 6/10 - LotR Online: 5/10 - Anarchy Online: 7/10 - CoV: 8/10 - Rohan Online: 8/10 - Guild Wars: 7/10 - Flyff: 8/10 - Warhammer Online: 8/10


    My HARDCORE Story

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Originally posted by ginetti


    me thinks some of you are jelous...
     

     

    More like, been there, done that, read the book, saw the movie, listened to the sound track, went to the play...

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • qazymanqazyman Member Posts: 1,785
    Originally posted by IdesofMarch


    Congratulations are in order and all, but....



     

    Don't spoil his fun....he'll get there soon enough. Very funny tho

  • lazyredheadlazyredhead Member Posts: 66

    silly second life IS a mmorpg

  • MidnitteMidnitte Member Posts: 510

    Originally posted by grunty
    Originally posted by ginetti me thinks some of you are jelous...
     
     
    More like, been there, done that, read the book, saw the movie, listened to the sound track, went to the play...

    Indeed. Getting a 100% on a quiz doesn't need mention when you've done it before eh.

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  • AmpallangAmpallang Member Posts: 396

    Maybe it was just me, but when I first had sex, I wasn't all that satisfied.  The hype ruined it for me as I literally thought "Is this all there is?  I thought there was more." I think Porn and popular Tv series fooled me into thinking it was something greater than it was. 

     

    Don't get me wrong I wouldn't turn it down but it seems rather overblown all things considered.

    If you are not being responded to directly, you are probably on my ignore list.

  • InzraInzra Member Posts: 679

     

    Aw, sorry buddy, you just got overwhelmed by the first time...

    this video will explain some:

    www.youtube.com/watch

    And to explain your situation this video might also be relevant:

    www.youtube.com/watch

    So take care...

     

  • mike470mike470 General CorrespondentMember Posts: 2,396
    Originally posted by ginetti


     I think i'll be spending way more time on them instead of MMORPG's.

     

    Pun intended?

     

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  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182

    I lost at least half of my braincells reading this post and I want them back!



    yes, both of them.

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811

    This post is cute, I congratulate you :)

  • OpticaleyeOpticaleye Member Posts: 498
    Originally posted by ginetti


    me thinks some of you are jelous...
     

     

    Yeah thats it were JEALOUS of a person that claims to have had sex with a supposed girl?

    Not just a person but a person on a forum telling us how good it is.

    God im jealous.

    Oh BTW why didnt anyone tell me how good Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are?

    Im out of here you bunch of poor saps!! Go ahead waste your time on whatever mmo your hooked on PBJ FTW!!!!!!

    What is your physical limit?

  • JupstoJupsto Member UncommonPosts: 2,075
    Originally posted by ginetti


    me thinks some of you are jelous...
     

     

    Jealous. maybe. but..

    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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  • wonderwhoitswonderwhoits Member Posts: 128

    Eh?  Big deal noob sauce.  I slept with over a hundred women.  Got the genital herpes to prove it.  No- Im serious.

  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433
    Originally posted by skeaser


    30 years old and just got your cherry popped? I'm going to go out on a limb here and call you a troll or a liar about your age. You know, you can have sex and MMOs right? Time management friend...figure it out.



     

    So what?

     

    Ain't popped yet!  Hardly care!  1 day, the right person.  Until then, sorry, but I am busy pulling this train on your guild so they can wipe...again!  :P

    - "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren

  • Unknown

    HAHA 30!!!!!!!

    sounds like someone is puting the p***y on a pedestal.

  • RecantRecant Member UncommonPosts: 1,586

     Is Hello SEX a new MMORPG or something?

    Still waiting for your Holy Grail MMORPG? Interesting...

  • BrenelaelBrenelael Member UncommonPosts: 3,821

    ...And if she's like most women when she finds out you told the whole world on this forum about it you will be saying "Bye Bye Sex" and you'll be playing MMOs again in a day or two. lol

     

    Edit: oh that's after a day or two of very apologetic begging.

     

    Bren

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    C'mon guys these threads are mandatory, they generally appear here once every 2-3months.

    Anyway AoC and WAR was enough to make me quit MMOs lol.

    O_o o_O

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