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Your Worst Dating Moment..
asangar
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So I must confess I've been on some extremely bad/suprising dates lately. I am almost tempted to make a survey that woman must fill out before a date so nothing takes me by suprise. So Is it just me or everyone else to? I was curious what was your worst date or time where you were most taken off guard during a date?
My worst date, and possibly most suprising moment in my life was when I went on a date with a super hot cick from my College chem class and found out that she was actually 32 and has two kids.... I'm 19 and not alot gets by me, but this was just unbelieveable to me.... I would have never known.
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does getting REALLY drunk, and waking up with your GF's mom count??
Woken up by shrieking GF, I might add....
It took over 10 years to live that one down....lol.
I remember back in 1999, folks kept asking me if I was stockpiling food. I always answered, "No, I'm stockpiling ammo and making a list of people who are stockpiling food"
omg....now that is epicly bad lol my hat is off to you
Went back to this girls house after the first date, we were making out and her crazy ex boyfriend climbed up her balconey and started begging for her back.
She lived on the 4th floor, needless to say, that was first and last, not a fan of crazy ex boyfriends.
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Mine was definately when a guy had told me he had been in jail for a few years.
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...and then there was the girl with the hairy chest...(no kidding...)
...and the time this chick and I were going at it under the fireworks in COlorado, on 4th of july....sounds good, right?? Until we rolled into a patch of prickly pear cacti...
I remember back in 1999, folks kept asking me if I was stockpiling food. I always answered, "No, I'm stockpiling ammo and making a list of people who are stockpiling food"
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I'd say the more awkward time is seeing people on campus like 2-3 weeks after you've penetrated then ignored them. You'll have that whole weird "we see each other, fuck it's unavoidable, slow down your pace and say hello, don't stop walking, don't stop walking, put your ipod headphones back in." situation.
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Took this chic out I knew for a while. Got back to my place, got the bra off, started getting busy, got the panties off......then the smell hit me. I had to fight to keep my gag reflexes from going crazy. Stank city and that stuff was out of control. She had the angry bush/badger needs its shots/I love the 50s remix between her legs too. I ended up taking her ass home and ignoring her. New rule for me that night. A chic better have that booty under control or I take that ass straight home. No excuse for bad hygiene. If my gag reflex starts kicking in and my eyes start watering something ain't right!!
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gawd...I know what you mean...like a chick that's been dancing for hours in leather pants...
I remember back in 1999, folks kept asking me if I was stockpiling food. I always answered, "No, I'm stockpiling ammo and making a list of people who are stockpiling food"
gawd...I know what you mean...like a chick that's been dancing for hours in leather pants...
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I went on two dates with a girl I had known years earlier. She was an acquaintance, not really a friend, but when I ran into her years later, I was pretty impressed, so I asked her out.
First date: We went for a hike and had a picnic in the mountains. I like spending the first date doing something that offers a lot of time to talk. Driving is good, movies are bad. Picnics are good, clubs are bad. All went well, no fireworks or anything supremely fascinating. We just did a lot of talking and catching up. A nice goodnight hug and another date set. I wasn't in the clouds at the end, but I was looking forward to our next date.
Second date: We went out for a nice dinner, with plans to go dancing afterward (quiet jazz club dancing, not disco sweaty slam dancing). It was during dinner when she chose a break in the conversation to tell me that she'd ben raped by her uncle. RED FLAG! ACTIVATE ESCAPE HATCH! NO, wait! She's an intelligent, funny, attractive woman, with a good job and carer goals. ACTIVATE ESCAPE HATCH! NO, wait. She seems very interested in our conversation. She seems very down to earth and there's nothing to indicate a personality flaw (aside from that comment). ACTIVATE ESCAPE HATCH!!! OK, so I couldn't get passed the fact that she just threw that out in such a cavalier manner. I mean, I didn't really know her that well at all. I'm not sure what kind of therapy she was trying to use me for, but I didn't like being in that position.
I ran into this woman again several years later. She was the pharmacist at the drug store I was trying to scam for narcotics. Funny how impressions don't add up to much, and reactions can be overblown in the end. Then again, she didn't have a wedding ring on either
That was probably my worst dating moment. I've also had tons of girls vomit on my carpet, pass out in my car, flash everyone at a club, blah blah blah. But that's not a complete reversal of where you think things are heading, it's precisely what I had planned on.
So you stopped dating her because she got raped by her uncle... O_o
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No. It wasn't her fault that she'd been raped by her uncle. There was nothing she could have done about it.
I stopped dating her because she shared this information on our second date. Not only that, but it's not really a subject I think is appropriate between dinner and dancing. It put me in a very awkward position and I was incredibly uncomfortable from that moment on. It guided the conversation in a somber direction and the date was no longer fun.
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well...to cut it short. i dated someone who was unfortunately an alcoholic and she barfed on me when i brought her home. it was very unfortunate.
Yeah- chicks wouldn't be so bad if they weren't all screwed up in the head.
Oh dear
I was taking this girl to a Valentine Banquet so we were all dressed up and I had on some new dress shoes with leather soles. I was in a hurry to get her because I was running late so I forgot to "scuff" the bottoms up. During dinner it must have rained outside because the stairs were kinda wet. I slipped on the top of the stairs and reached out to keep my balance. I thought I had grabbed my dates shoulder. Turns out I ripped her dress top off and her bra as well.
Even worse there was a hellstorm of flashing camera from cellphones from nearby people.
Wow that made me laugh so hard.
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Sounds like something out of an Austin Powers movie!
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
OK, I'll bite. Freshman year at college, met a very attractive young lady and worked up the nerve to ask her out. During our conversations, it came up that we were both hockey fans. So what better than a hockey game to break the ice? (no pun intended)
Now, there's an AHL team in my town, so I figured a game and perhaps coffee afterward would be a good date. However, here's where I fucked up.
My "friend" had an aunt and uncle with season tickets to the team, with REALLY good seats ... like front row, right on the goal line in the corner. Boy, snagging those tickets would be a coup, wouldn't it? So I asked him.
"Hey, Steve (not his real name), do you think I could snag your aunt and uncle's tickets for the game on Friday night?"
"Sure," he said, "but ..."
*DANGER! DANGER!*
"I wanna go too."
So the only way I could get these tickets was to let him be the third wheel. Now, at this point I should have told him to go fuck himself and just gone with the general admission seats (not that there's really a bad seat in the arena), but I was hellbent on getting the good seats. So I relented.
Big mistake.
The game went fine, he was moderately well-behaved. So afterward, I was going to drop him off and take the girl out for some coffee, when he kinda sorta invited himself along. Still, what's the worst that could happen? What followed was, to put it mildly, the dating equivalent of an epic train wreck.
He proceeded to page another of our "friends," who showed up about 5 minutes later. At which point they told every embarrassing story they could think of about me, grilled me about a former flame, told the waitress it was my birthday (with the accompanying sundae and Happy Birthday serenade), and pretty much ruined the night. Now, if this were to happen now (not that I'd be stupid enough to put myself in the situation), I would laugh it off. However, I was 18 and didn't know shit. I was at the same time mortified and contemplating homicide.
I was far too embarrassed to ask for a second date.
And that, my friends, was my worst date ever.
So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys...I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment ... I was a marine biologist.
haha...well...nothing terribly bad on any of my actual dates...just every single relationship has been less than stellar.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Not sure if its a dating moment, but there's nothing like going to the movies with a bunch of friends and having one of them say something totally insensitive that also exactly reminds your girlfriend of her aunt's suicide so she has to take me aside because she's breaking down in tears (FYI, she found the body (and she had been dead for several days) so this was not exactly a minor trauma).
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