So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys...I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment ... I was a marine biologist.
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one, are not offended by the concept of Christmas, aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets, and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow"
So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys...I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment ... I was a marine biologist.
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
You need Santa to come see you.
Not this year. I'd spike his cookies with arsenic and his milk with turpentine.
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one, are not offended by the concept of Christmas, aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets, and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow"
thanks kobie... really i was just asking. dont trash my thread, i was just asking people if they have any traditions, like a certain ornament or something. Christmas is offensive?
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Why?
Tough Crowd
Mistletoe for me!
A Santa Claus with a bag of toys and what I can only assume to be a staff to beat the naughty children with.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
What makes you think I even have a tree for this over-rated holiday? I swear, I'm so tired of people just assuming stuff.
tree isn't up yet, but we have an angel usually.
We don't put up a tree
Just alot of pentagrams on the walls.
Yep..
Hayden Panettiere
So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys...I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment ... I was a marine biologist.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one, are not offended by the concept of Christmas, aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets, and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow"
So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys...I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment ... I was a marine biologist.
Mine is a plastic circle with lights that blink one way ,then the other way then off and on.And it rocks!!
How its time for me to raise the earths temperature 1 million degrees every day for five days straight tell you tell me whats atop your tree.
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
A menorah.
It depends upon up whose ass I shove the tree.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
You need Santa to come see you.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one ( nope, I don't ), are not offended by the concept of Christmas (nope, I'm not), aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets (nope, I'm not), and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow (nope, I'm not. I don't think I am, anyway. What are you trying to say? Are you accusing me of being hypersensitive AND a freakshow, or just one or the other? I can't deal with this PRESSURE, man!!!!!!1111!!!!!)"
You need Santa to come see you.
Not this year. I'd spike his cookies with arsenic and his milk with turpentine.
Mark Jacobs head.
O_o o_O
How'd you get it out of his butt?
I have a gnome on top my tree.
Since I will be worshiping the nature god with the tree I figured a star would be appropriate. To worship the sun and such...
We have an angel on top of the tree....
www.youtube.com/watch
A dead mouse.
Well, I guess he should have named the thread "What's on top of your Christmas tree, provided that you have one, are not offended by the concept of Christmas, aren't going to scream that your religious freedom is being trampled on because someone said 'Christmas' on the internets, and/or you're not a hypersensitive freakshow"
thanks kobie... really i was just asking. dont trash my thread, i was just asking people if they have any traditions, like a certain ornament or something. Christmas is offensive?