I can run this game at 2560604576346x365235234 resolution on my pocket calculator and still get 3000fps...and the full loot system is awesome, if I kill you I take your wife, kids, car and your earnings for the next 10 years!!
Best Thread of MMORPG History...... hehe.... Oh i have to go order my TnT2 Vid card with a woopin 8MB Vram...............wooooooooooooooooooooooot... Suck on that HD..... LOL
Yeah but Darkfall is nothing like that, oh wait...
Perhaps you would consider hiring me as your public relations person, I don't have any previous experience or qualifications but I have some great ideas like these:
Invite one of your friends who's site you host into beta still under NDA, so your community can get a totally objective and unbiased preview of your game.
Handpick a list of your family,friends,staff and moderators beta comments so you can prove to us your game is feature complete and ready to launch.
Attend a small obscure non English speaking event somewhere in Europe so someone can post a short, grainy and shaky video with a translation of what they thought you said, so you can prove your game is feature complete and ready to launch.
Invite one of your friends to see your game and take pictures of your basement/office development studio to prove everything you have said is true and your company is totally legitimate.
Agree to do an interview with a well known gaming website to promote your game and call anyone who's skeptical of your claims a troll.
After announcing the release date for your game and claiming it is feature complete and ready for release, Say "We’ll come back to you with a proper status report as soon as possible" but then say nothing for weeks.
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OMG i am LOL to much....
Best Thread of MMORPG History...... hehe.... Oh i have to go order my TnT2 Vid card with a woopin 8MB Vram...............wooooooooooooooooooooooot... Suck on that HD..... LOL
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This game is going to be AWESOME!
Finally a true sandbox MMO, I can't wait for Jan 18!
Thanks!
Everyone loves a good humor post. Well... everyone with a sense of humor anyway.
Funny
New Computer.... $3,000 dollars.
The newest hit MMO.... $50.00 dollars.
Reading Epic posts on MMORPG.com while your at work with the guy u work at woundering wtf is going
on... Priceless!
Thank you sir! best Read of a troll post i have ever seen. Don't ppl normaly get a reward for something of
this magnitude? It def. deserves it!
Yeah but Darkfall is nothing like that, oh wait...
Perhaps you would consider hiring me as your public relations person, I don't have any previous experience or qualifications but I have some great ideas like these:
Invite one of your friends who's site you host into beta still under NDA, so your community can get a totally objective and unbiased preview of your game.
Handpick a list of your family,friends,staff and moderators beta comments so you can prove to us your game is feature complete and ready to launch.
Attend a small obscure non English speaking event somewhere in Europe so someone can post a short, grainy and shaky video with a translation of what they thought you said, so you can prove your game is feature complete and ready to launch.
Invite one of your friends to see your game and take pictures of your basement/office development studio to prove everything you have said is true and your company is totally legitimate.
Agree to do an interview with a well known gaming website to promote your game and call anyone who's skeptical of your claims a troll.
After announcing the release date for your game and claiming it is feature complete and ready for release, Say "We’ll come back to you with a proper status report as soon as possible" but then say nothing for weeks.