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God gave up and decided to put you in charge...

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    If God put me in charge?

    Hmmmm...........

     

    Welcome to my Armageddon.

  • silkakcsilkakc Member UncommonPosts: 381

    If I was God for a day, I would come to earth and appear before the people. If I could choose a day, it would be Superbowl Sunday in the middle of the field:) Lotsa media coverage you know:)

    I would stand there in all my glory and ask the people to "Please obey my Commandments.  I made them to guide you and I am asking you to obey them. I am also asking you to be kinder to one another and treat your fellow man as your brother"

    And then I would disappear and all the unbelievers would have their proof that God exists. And the scientists would not be able to explain God away. And if people knew there was a God and he WAS watching them- they would surely stop the killing, stealing, raping and breaking the laws. Maybe.

     

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987

    Am I immortal as god for a day?

    Because if I wasnt I think I would be killed..

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by hvc801


    Am I immortal as god for a day?
    Because if I wasnt I think I would be killed..

     

    lol

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Originally posted by olddaddy

    Originally posted by grunty

    Originally posted by olddaddy

    Originally posted by Teala


    God gave up and decided to put you in charge...what would you do in your first act as a God? 

    I'd take a nap.

    Humanity doesn't need me to screw things up, they can do that just fine by themselves. 

     So you'd keep things the way they are.



     

    When times are bad and life's a curse,

    Cheer up, tomorrow could be worse.

     

     

    I was trying to comment on the hands off approach of the current resident deity if you believe in things like that. 

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
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