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Tired of all the exploiting? Well WE HAVE the solution for you!

SeytanSeytan Member Posts: 653
in Darkfall

Yes Sir!

We here and Emo solutions LLC INC FFSD QED LOL are determined to provide you with the answers you seek.

Here is a short list of what we offer based on the most FREQUENTLY asked questions!

1. IS DF a Carebear game? Yes, sadly its so totally exploited that everyone and thier kid sister is wearing leet gear.

1. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and OBLITERATE the Carebear infestation.

2. Will the servers be wiped so I can really compete?

2. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and err.

3. Will I be able to play soon? The servers are always down.

3. Solutiion? We will give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and obliterate...errr.

ONLY 99999 EURO!

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  • augustoaaugustoa Member Posts: 11

    jerk

  • DrathyrDrathyr Member Posts: 3
    Originally posted by Seytan


    Yes Sir!
    We here and Emo solutions LLC INC FFSD QED LOL are determined to provide you with the answers you seek.
    Here is a short list of what we offer based on the most FREQUENTLY asked questions!
    1. IS DF a Carebear game? Yes, sadly its so totally exploited that everyone and thier kid sister is wearing leet gear.
    1. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and OBLITERATE the Carebear infestation.
    2. Will the servers be wiped so I can really compete?
    2. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and err.
    3. Will I be able to play soon? The servers are always down.
    3. Solutiion? We will give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and obliterate...errr.
    ONLY 99999 EURO!



     

    I would almost go as far as to say I feel like I've wasted part of my life reading this, but that might give you some satisfaction. So instead I'll just say this was pretty stupid and move on.

  • SeytanSeytan Member Posts: 653

    LMAO a FAN CLUBZ! Dudes PM me for where to send the cashish.

    or was it chicks ;} I got pink suede disco shoes!

  • SeytanSeytan Member Posts: 653
    Originally posted by Drathyr

    Originally posted by Seytan


    Yes Sir!
    We here and Emo solutions LLC INC FFSD QED LOL are determined to provide you with the answers you seek.
    Here is a short list of what we offer based on the most FREQUENTLY asked questions!
    1. IS DF a Carebear game? Yes, sadly its so totally exploited that everyone and thier kid sister is wearing leet gear.
    1. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and OBLITERATE the Carebear infestation.
    2. Will the servers be wiped so I can really compete?
    2. Solution? We give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and err.
    3. Will I be able to play soon? The servers are always down.
    3. Solutiion? We will give you Sekret access to a Tactical Nuclear Warhead silo that will launch on your command and obliterate...errr.
    ONLY 99999 EURO!



     

    I would almost go as far as to say I feel like I've wasted part of my life reading this, but that might give you some satisfaction. So instead I'll just say this was pretty stupid and move on.



     

    You know whats really priceless? If this was a ad in the back of a comic, you still would have send in your clipping to buy it. Why do I know? You bothered to post, and express your disappointment. Theres a sucker born every minute.

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